asklemmy Asklemmy Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
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    r/lostredditors

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Diane Abbott describes what it’s like to date Jeremy Corbyn
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 weeks ago 100%

    should-have-been-me

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  • worldnews World News ‘Hold them captive’: Australian billionaire boss aims to end staff going out for coffee
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 weeks ago 95%

    So this ghoul just wants a company town without saying it's a company town. gulag

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse WEAR YOUR FRIGGIN HELMET
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 weeks ago 100%

    I'm definitely doing this for my helmet.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse ITT we post like another instance after defederating from Hexbear
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 weeks ago 100%

    I'm glad we're defederating from Hatebear. That place is full of tankies who spam emojis. Completely incomprehensible rhetoric interspersed with pictures of pigs shitting on their balls.

    Plus, they all kept telling me to read books. Jokes on them, I just read the Black Book of Communism!

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  • uk_politics UK Politics Government considering banning smoking in UK pub gardens and outdoor restaurants
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 weeks ago 80%

    This reminds me of the pushback against mandatory seat belt use in the US. It's absolutely in the public's best interest to ban public smoking and arguing that people should make their own decisions is ridiculous. Make smoking inconvenient for smokers and allow people in pubs and bars to enjoy smoke free air.

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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 weeks ago 100%

    I still quote this one

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  • technology technology It's Happening - China Launches World's First Thorium Nuclear Reactor
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    Thorium is less reactive than uranium and less likely to meltdown. They need to add a kickstarter to the thorium to get it to react and it is easier to control this kickstarter than it is to keep uranium from reacting.

    Also, there is more thorium in the earth than uranium.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank "Once you control for the relevant variables," men rule, feeemales drool!
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    I'm gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn't know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.

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  • badposting badposting Confession time, r/NoPiss: what made you decide to take control of your balls and stop pissing?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    I got tired of my balls deflating every time I pissed. It was like a couple of empty weather balloons down there

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  • main main Hexbear! You went to sleep last night and woke up to see that you ended up in the last videogame you played! How's life now?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    I was playing Cult of the Lamb, so cute demonic cult leader doesn't sound so bad.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse China has installed more electric vehicle charging stations in the past 73 days than the United States has installed in the past ever
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    Like Ryan said, it is green washing if it's viewed as the end to climate change. The best solution is mass public transit and ending fossil fuel use.

    The efficiency of fossil fuel power plant production is greater than the efficiency of a single ICE car, so the overall emissions are lower, but emissions will grow the more people drive.

    Now if the power source changes from fossil fuels, then the emissions go down a lot, except for what is needed to exploit resources to make the cars and the power production.

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  • askchapo askchapo If Ur Username Was the Name of a Pokémon What Kinda Pokémon Would it Be?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    They are adorable!

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  • askchapo askchapo If Ur Username Was the Name of a Pokémon What Kinda Pokémon Would it Be?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    Probably a dark type garbage themed pokemon.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 1 month ago 100%

    Grilled cheese

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  • games games Average Dirt_Owl post
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    Its Fart Flinger from the top rope!

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Fren? *looks it up* Not fren😡
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    Invasive species are a net negative if left alone because they outcompete surrounding species. This leads to reduced biodiversity because nothing can specialize quickly enough to fill gaps left by the disappearance of native species.

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  • badposting badposting If you corked up someones butt and made them eat beans, would they explode?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    I think they made a movie about this with Daniel Radcliffe

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  • chat chat I'm so pissed!! So many people I know have fucking Lyme's disease!! And no one says shit!! They don't even know how to treat it. Fuck!!
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    I just skimmed a Harvard Health article that broke it down to a failing of the economic system, which in turn led to a medical failing due to lack of research / lack of time to diagnose. The article ends by saying that the organization of affected people and local doctors could lead to increased care.

    Harvard Health article

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  • askchapo askchapo Who is this and what's happening? Wrong answers only.
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    Someone who doesn't know what a banana tree is singing the Banana Boat Song.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank I went too many layers deep on the iceberg for the mod team at /r/politicalhumor
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    They couldn't take the 5 seconds to search Know Your Meme for Who must go?

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  • videos videos 🤘🤘🤘 Washington State DOT 🤘🤘🤘
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    skeleton-guns-akimbo

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  • news news Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    crab-party

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  • globalnews Interesting Global News Shell quietly backs away from pledge to increase ‘advanced recycling’ of plastics
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    Advanced recycling was always a greenwash term for we want to burn plastic with extra steps

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  • furry furry sinister eagle
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    Wow, that's incredible

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Scientists have discovered a "pigbutt worm" whose farts glow green
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    spray-bottle

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Purresident Trawrmp
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    badeline-disgust

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  • news news New York's viral new trash cans unveiled nearly 2 years after a $1.6 million contract with consultancy giant McKinsey
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 100%

    They needed to hire the largest scam consultancy to figure out they need rolling bins? Why not task a city engineer or planner to figure that one out? I guess NYC can't line pockets if they use the experts they already employ.

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  • chat chat Fuck a hexbear just bit me on the arm
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 2 months ago 83%

    I'm so sorry, but it's too late for you hesitation-1

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  • gardening gardening My pitcher plant grew 2 flowers this year!
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    Thanks! The one in the picture I've kept alive for years and it flowered for the first time last year. I collected the seeds and managed to keep a seedling alive this year.

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    gardening hexthismess 3 months ago 96%
    My pitcher plant grew 2 flowers this year!

    I'm growing the seeds from last year, although only 1 has survived my attempts to keep them alive.

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    usa United States | News & Politics The Supreme Court rules that Trump has "absolute immunity" from criminal prosecution for all "official acts" he took while in office. The vote is 6–3.
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    agony-turbo

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  • news news The U.S. Justice Department plans to propose that Boeing plead guilty to criminal fraud in connection with two deadly plane crashes involving its 737 Max jetliners.
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    "Please will you plead guilty to our case? That's OK if not. Here's a fine worth 0.000001% of your annual profit."

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  • shitposting shitposting What's your real name? (Wrong answers only)
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 88%

    We were supposed to put fake names as our user names?

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Three Ideas to Beat the Heat, and the People Who Made Them Happen
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    I know I shouldn't be surprised, but is some collection of ghouls really monetizing shaded areas?

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  • memes memes Walmart post was ruinous to discourse (congrats if you havent seen it or its effects before lol)
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    What walmart post?

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  • canada canada Billionaire businessman James K. Irving dead at 96
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    crab-party

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  • videos videos Joe Biden, 2018: "the generation now tells me how tough things are, give me a break. I have no empathy for it, give me a break."
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    The next time one of my lib coworkers tells me that the media doesn't give Biden credit for stuff, I'm going to show this to them.

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  • badposting badposting Is it illegal to intentionally install communism into 5G towers?
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    It would be rude not to!

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  • badposting badposting ATTENTION: All users except for liberals will be banned effective immediately
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 3 months ago 100%

    So nothing will have changed?

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  • news news Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping
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  • hexthismess hexthismess 4 months ago 100%

    lathe-of-heaven

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