• genuineparts genuineparts 6 months ago 100%

    A bunch... I see. Because banana.

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  • ich_iel ich_iel ich🇬🇧⚔️🇩🇪iel
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    DEUTSCH

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Help me formulate the dullest response to colleagues when they goad me into telling them why I quit
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    I have been activated. Сука Блядь Comrades!
    Будем здоровы!

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  • leftism Leftism How Trump is Following Hitler's Playbook | Robert Reich
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 6 months ago 100%

    Robert Reich

    Hmmmm.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org Täglich werden in Österreich 11 Fußballfelder zubetoniert, doch die regierende Volkspartei ist gegen Stopp bei der Bodenversiegelung
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    Die armen Fussballfelder!

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    Mogami River

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  • formula1 Formula 1 Where will Valtteri Bottas be driving next season?
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 6 months ago 92%

    DoorDash?

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes or cult, I don't see difference
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    One of us, One of us.

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    I'm just thinking about all the boots 'n cats, boots 'n cats , boots 'n cats

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  • genuineparts genuineparts 6 months ago 100%

    Just write "NO FUN."
    Geez.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org OLG Frankfurt: Entwischter Häftling kann nicht klagen
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 6 months ago 100%

    "Wie ist die Freiheit so?"
    "Kann nicht klagen..."

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  • genuineparts genuineparts 6 months ago 100%

    That's 25% more cat per cat!

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes But I am le tired
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    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.

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    RING RING!

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  • internetofshit Internet of Shit Urinal runs android
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    Behold the Internet of Piss!

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  • memes Memes I am a surgeon!
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    Well... it wasn't in the Chest area. Let's get the Skull saw.

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  • gaming Gaming The Day Before developer Fntastic shuts down - Gematsu
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    The Day Before developer Fntastic shuts down

    So they are shutting down tomorrow?

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  • meow_irl MEOW_IRL meow🤠irl
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    Meowdy, Meowboy.

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  • dadjokes Dad Jokes Someone stole all my lamps. You'd think I would be upset, but actually...
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    Do you have any clues who did it or are you totally in the dark?

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  • politics politics Donald Trump says he never swore oath "to support the Constitution"
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 10 months ago 100%

    Cat.

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  • ich_iel ich_iel ich🔨iel
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    Verdammt Diabolisch.

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  • programmerhumor Programmer Humor Living the dream
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 10 months ago 100%

    Requirements have changed: we need all legs on one side.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org Berlin will Einsatz von Magnetschwebebahnen testen und plant Pilotstrecke
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 10 months ago 100%

    Das bedeutet natürlich, dass der Hauptbahnhof im Grunde genommen näher an Berlin heranwächst.

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  • science_memes Science Memes Megaloblatta longipennis is a species of cockroach in the family Ectobiidae. It is one of the world's largest cockroaches by length and wingspan.
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 10 months ago 100%

    Hehehehe.

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  • genuineparts genuineparts 10 months ago 100%

    The Deep merchandise?

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  • austria Austria G'sudert wird!
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 11 months ago 100%

    I hob so sche frei ghopt und jetzt deaf I wieda hackln geh. ~Hurra...~

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    o/ Ich will aber eine Galeere anmelden.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Funny Repair Youtube channels?
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 11 months ago 100%

    Wes is a top bloke. If car repair is your thing also Check out Eric from South Main Auto Repair: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtAGzm9e_liY7ko1PBhzTHA
    Probably one of the best Mechanics and a really funny guy

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  • genuineparts genuineparts 11 months ago 100%

    We FMA fans have one joke. We used to have two...

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips ‘SPOOKTOBER 2023 - 004’ [OC]
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 11 months ago 91%

    I bleep slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
    Once I've started bleeping it's very hard to stop
    Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
    I could bleep forever, bleep until I drop

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  • genuineparts genuineparts 11 months ago 100%

    Sieht aus wie Neu-Schwanzstein.

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  • 196 196 Safety rule
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    IT guy here. I gurantee you are right.

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  • 600euro 600euro 1968 - das abgrundtief Böse!
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    Komitee der 300

    Error. Human is Dead, mismatch.

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  • futurama Futurama Watching Futurama as a Star Trek fan [x-post from /c/Risa]
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    Welshie!

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  • formula1 Formula 1 2023 Qatar Grand Prix - [RACE] discussion thread
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    Fernando has to pee in his own seat this time.

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    Shhh. You know nothing.

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    Merc imploding spectacularly. I doubt Lewis is gonna like that.

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  • 196 196 This (rule)s
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  • genuineparts genuineparts 12 months ago 100%

    I really don't want to be arguing a pro-bestiality point here and I have no clue how one would go about the act. But I think a sheep would be able to hurt you pretty good if it wasn't okay with what is happening, same as a horse for example.

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  • genuineparts genuineparts 12 months ago 100%

    Absolutely. However I think the RB ship for Checo has sailed, I know they say he has a contract. But I would not bet on him driving for RB in 24.

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    Austria genuineparts 12 months ago 93%
    Sms.at stellt den Betrieb ein orf.at

    Ein Urgestein aus den Anfängen der Handynutzung in Österreich verschwindet Mitte Dezember endgültig vom Markt: Sms.at dreht nach 24 Jahren den Strom ab. In besten Zeiten hatte er nach Eigenangaben 800.000 Nutzerinnen und Nutzer, über 30 Millionen SMS pro Monat seien über die Plattform verschickt worden, teilte Eigentümer Link Mobility Austria heute mit. Zuletzt seien es nur noch 100.000 SMS pro Monat gewesen. Der große Nutzervorteil vor Einführung von Smartphones und Pauschaltarifen seinerzeit: Sms.at war anfänglich gratis, und die Nachrichten konnten über PC und Laptop eingetippt werden. WhatsApp, Instagram und TikTok gab es damals noch nicht, SMS (Short Message Service) waren in den Handytarifen entweder deutlich in ihrer Zahl eingeschränkt oder überhaupt kostenpflichtig.

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    World News genuineparts 1 year ago 100%
    Titan sub debris field: Parts of missing sub's cover found, expert says www.bbc.com

    https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.com%2Fnews%2Fworld-us-canada-65991651

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    Austria genuineparts 1 year ago 94%
    Es is sooo haaaß.

    I muas amoi a weng sudern weil I sitz im Büro und glaub das der bessere Teil von mir schon im Bürosessl eingesogen is. Und waun I ausm haßn Büro endlich draussen bin kum i in mei haße Wohnung ham. Wia gehts eich?

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    wortwitzkasse genuineparts 1 year ago 100%
    Was trinken Führungskräfte?

    Leitungswasser!

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