asklemmy Asklemmy Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 5 days ago 100%

    You used the words chihuahua and taco. Maybe you just don't realize you're writing Spanish when you do it.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy People who lived in an HOA, what was your biggest nightmare with them?
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 6 days ago 100%

    About 2014, HOA decided to do some upgrade to our water main coming from the street. The guy came out with a weedeater and damaged my mailbox post. I reported it to the board and they said they would take care of it. Two weeks later I got a violation in the mail for damaged mailbox post. I went to the board website and they told me I had to repair it or face a fine. Right about this time the builder stepped down and handed the HOA to an attorneys office to manage. I reached out to the attorney to forward them the first message and ask them to repair my mailbox post and they said they would send someone out. About a month later I got a notice from the HOA that said this was my third warning (it was my second) and they were going to put a lein on my house if I didn't pay the fine, fix the mailbox post, and now pay a separate fee to the attorneys office since they were managing it.

    I sent the HOA and the attorneys office copies of both of their messages saying they would handle it with a picture of my damaged mailbox post. Three months later, we get the yearly Financials from the board and the attorneys office charged the HOA $1,800 to put a $500 lein on the title of my home that we had paid off after trying to go through my previous mortgage holder's legal department to try to get the fine out of my escrow that no longer existed.

    We sold the house with a damaged mailbox post last year. Our new neighborhood has no HOA.

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  • memes memes And where does this next one go?
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 3 weeks ago 100%

    Alison Burke has her own video up.

    https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4?si=DKUNbuPKOKfcDB4D

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes they get weirder by the minute
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 4 weeks ago 100%

    To try to get Democrats to vote for him when he split out to strengthen Trump's chances. He was relying on his name, but his statements and opinions kept getting in the way and making it obvious what he really was.

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes One for the ages
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 4 weeks ago 100%

    On the bright side... Rush Limbaugh's grave is now a gender neutral bathroom.

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  • world World News Georgia goes ‘North Korea’ with bombshell plan to ban main opposition parties
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 4 weeks ago 100%

    Augusta, also same 😐

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  • world World News Georgia goes ‘North Korea’ with bombshell plan to ban main opposition parties
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 4 weeks ago 100%

    https://georgiarecorder.com/2024/08/22/rid-of-raffensperger-georgia-election-board-blazes-path-for-counties-to-overturn-a-trump-loss/

    Thanks to laws passed by Trump allies in the state Legislature, Raffensperger has been removed from the election board. Other members were removed as well, eventually handing control of the board to a three-member MAGA majority that is dedicated not to free and fair elections but to elections that Trump can win. Trump himself, at a recent rally in Georgia, celebrated those three members, by name, as his “pitbulls” for victory.

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  • politics politics AOC says many who want Joe Biden off ticket also want to remove Kamala
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 2 months ago 100%

    Lots of Christian conservatives have turned away from Trump and have a chance of voting couch over him. Now if there's a chance a gay man might be president it may motivate a lot of people to get up and keep the gay man from being in charge. Nothing motivates voters like fear or hate. The left would have to be 100% behind him and foaming at the mouth to go out and vote, or else it'd be a win for the Rs. That being said, a black woman carries a slightly less chance of that. The racists are already 100% behind trump and motivated to get Mr. Very Fine People on Both Sides back in the oval office.

    I'd vote Pete though... I was hoping he'd get the 2020 nomination.

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes this government does not represent me (or Jewish people as a whole)
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 3 months ago 75%

    Honestly I believe it's western media. Antisemitism, antizionism, anti-Israel, and anti-Netanyahu are interchangeable in both left and right leaning networks. They are all vastly different and yet conflated as the se in western media and government.

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  • politics politics Trump Demands Biden Remove Ad of Him Insulting Dead Troops
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 3 months ago 100%

    Yeah, but felons can't legally carry a gun, so...

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  • world World News David Cameron urges BBC to describe Hamas as terrorist organisation
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 4 months ago 100%

    Yes.

    https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/george-washington-slaves-complicated-history-fact-check-mount-vernon-slavery-tie/65-80249298-e0cb-4c31-b8b4-7f18105607fa

    Our experts confirm Washington secretly rotated his slaves out of the state, sometimes just sending them over the river to New Jersey, so they couldn’t claim their freedom.

    “He actually instructs his secretary to do it in a way that will deceive them, meaning the slaves and the public,” MacLeod said. “So, he doesn't want his actions to become common knowledge because he knows that there are so many abolitionists in the city that it could become a PR disaster for him.”

    In 1793, Washington signs the Fugitive Slave Act into law, which helps slaveholders recapture enslaved people who have escaped.

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  • news News Secret Service notified as Trump aide brags about 'causing innocent people to be arrested'
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 4 months ago 100%

    https://www.secretservice.gov/investigations

    Counterfeiting of United States currency, bonds, checks, and other financial obligations and securities. Distributing or passing of counterfeited, forged, or altered U.S. currency and other financial obligations and securities. Criminals sometimes use online forums to sell bulk counterfeited U.S. or foreign currency.

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  • technology Technology ByteDance prefers TikTok shutdown in US if legal options fail, sources say
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 5 months ago 100%
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  • technology Technology ByteDance prefers TikTok shutdown in US if legal options fail, sources say
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 5 months ago 100%

    True story, Tiktok has never been available in mainland China.

    https://apnews.com/article/tiktok-bytedance-ban-china-india-376f32d78861e14e65ec4bc78e808a0d

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  • news News NSA ’just days from taking over the internet’ warns Edward Snowden
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 5 months ago 100%

    FISA authorizes a specific court to authorize warrants, the FISC, however the article looks directly at the NSAs role who is not affiliated with or charged by FISC, but through warrants and direction of the FBI. The FBI is not very scary since people normally associate them with protection of national interests, so instead the article only mentions who the tasking authority and holder of the warrant actually is. The article uses key terms specifically to get a reaction from a small subset as click bait without even providing accurate information about the topic. It's lazy and uninformative.

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  • technology Technology 10 Reasons You Should Switch From Chrome to Firefox.
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 7 months ago 100%

    I use pihole. It's external to a browser extension and performs the same without the in browser complaints about using an ad blocker.

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  • technology Technology 10 Reasons You Should Switch From Chrome to Firefox.
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    asklemmy Asklemmy What are your thoughts on website eco certification?
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 7 months ago 100%

    But he pays people who weren't going to cut down their trees to not cut down their trees so he can have a carbon neutral jet!

    (The above sentence is an example of sarcasm.)

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  • politics politics John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett are unsure if they should crown themselves king and queen
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 8 months ago 100%

    The Daily had a great podcast on this. Overturning Chevron shouldn't be on the table, but due to mismanagement of one agency and way over reaching because they were out of money and wanted to expand other programs is the real cause behind this. It only takes one bad apple to spoil the batch. William Bright, one of the men in the lawsuit, ended up having a regulation enforced differently on him that forced him to pay outrageous fees to take an inspector on his fishing boat that he agrees is important oversight, but never had to pay for previously. He filed a complaint and the Koch brothers jumped on this case to fund attorneys to destroy Chevron deference.

    Whatever idiot in the National Marine Fisheries Service decided to start charging for this program that's required and has never been charged to the individuals being inspected previously needs to be crucified for this. Killing Chevron deference will have so many far reaching consequences that have been providing safety regulations for the past 40 years are going to go away. It's now going to be up to Congress, who are nowhere near experts on any of these operations or industries, to come up with specific laws that have to be enforced. These idiots don't do their job already, and the expectation that they're suddenly going to do it well is insane.

    https://pca.st/episode/ec42952c-851c-4273-a7e2-29b0ca304b75

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Do Huawei phones have a secret backdoor that the Chinese government can access?
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 100%
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 100%

    It has one of every vowel.

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  • nottheonion Not The Onion Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 100%

    Oh, thank you so much. I don't follow the whole Joe Rogan thing so I wasn't familiar with him claiming to be a liberal. I thought he stuck to the conservative/libertarian thing and wasn't trying to convince people he was something else. Thanks! TIL

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  • nottheonion Not The Onion Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 12%

    You know there's a big difference between a liberal and libertarian, right?

    Libertarian - an advocate or supporter of a political philosophy that advocates only minimal state intervention in the free market and the private lives of citizens.

    Liberal - a supporter of policies that are socially progressive and promote social welfare.

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  • nottheonion Not The Onion Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 27%

    I think if you're a right winger who smokes weed, that makes you a libertarian, not a liberal.

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  • news News Judge temporarily bars removal of Confederate monument from Arlington National Cemetery
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 100%

    There's an article, but the tldr is... In 1906, 51 years after the losers lost, the daughters of the confederacy wanted to remind Black people where their place was.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost A minor oopsie
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 9 months ago 100%

    There are no noise-cancelling headphones to stop the U.S. Navy's 235-decibel pressure waves of unbearable pinging and metallic shrieking. At 200 Db, the vibrations can rupture your lungs, and above 210 Db, the lethal noise can bore straight through your brain until it hemorrhages that delicate tissue. If you're not deaf after this devastating sonar blast, you're dead.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/killing-with-sound_b_2744864

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  • hackernews Hacker News No new boss at NSA until it answers questions on buying location, browsing data
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 100%

    EU and the UK both put in privacy protections for their citizens. Neither of those are dictatorships

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  • hackernews Hacker News No new boss at NSA until it answers questions on buying location, browsing data
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 50%

    So... He doesn't care that companies are selling this information, his only concern is who's buying it? Gee, I wonder how many of these companies selling his constituents information is paying for his campaign?

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Can anyone explain "Good Burger 2" to me? why does anyone want to watch this?
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 100%

    Wholeheartedly agree with your assessment. My wife recently bought the kids the original to play in the car while on road trips, so hearing it in the background while the kids laugh at it was a good refresher before watching this last night.

    It's nostalgia, plain and simple. The throwbacks to the original characters, like Roxanne and Monique were fun with a few sensible chuckle level of jokes, but overall it's not something that would even be remotely fun if it wasn't for the nostalgic bit that reminds you of the original.

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  • hackernews Hacker News US govt pays AT&T to let cops search Americans' phone records without warrant
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 100%

    The two Santa Claus theory explains why that is. GOP strategy since the 70s

    https://youtu.be/vDuzgE0CESc?si=cHWNw2SsPTb-171i

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  • 196 196 Rain Water Rule
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 100%

    https://youtu.be/QZkSRlIs9o0?si=l7jYk8g92oIS4t3b

    The evil part is having laws like this and then filling in their water sources with concrete.

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  • news News Supreme Court to adopt ethics code after scrutiny of undisclosed gifts
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 100%

    The Supreme Court has adopted its first code of ethics - https://one.npr.org/i/1212836705:1212836706

    This article does a pretty good job of going over the important parts of Article 2 of the US judicial code and talks about how Congress could regulate the Supreme Court as it does all other Federal courts. It would just take appointing an inspector general to enforce article 2 that already exist for lower courts.

    The regulation would still maintain an independent decisional authority in the same vein is how they regulate the number of justices currently on the Supreme Court. The regulation itself would have nothing to do with the way that the justices reach their decisions, but would only cover their conduct outside of the court. The law is already in place, Congress just hasn't put the mechanism in place to enforce it.

    That being said, they can't even pass resolutions in order to stop the time change which has near unanimous support across the population and all our other branches of government. It's my firm belief that the opposite of pro is con, so the opposite of progress must be...

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  • news News Supreme Court to adopt ethics code after scrutiny of undisclosed gifts
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  • thepoliceproblem THE POLICE PROBLEM Arkansas sheriff allegedly tried to sell 'deleted and tuned' diesel truck on Facebook
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 88%

    Idiocracy was funnier when it wasn't a documentary.

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  • news News Supreme Court to adopt ethics code after scrutiny of undisclosed gifts
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 98%

    https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-ethics-code-conflicts-clarence-thomas-64d393ceb6f05402d762dca06f0f4187

    The policy, agreed to by all nine justices, does not appear to impose any significant new requirements and leaves compliance entirely to each justice

    Nothing. They did absolutely nothing. No new rules and they can just not follow them if they want. Toothless and pointless pandering.

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  • politics politics On Veterans Day, Trump Vows to ‘Root Out’ Leftist ‘Vermin’
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 88%

    Obligatory :

    Thank you for servicing me, Marine.

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  • news News Clashes over Israel-Hamas war shatter students' sense of safety on US college campuses
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 10 months ago 100%

    “To condemn Hamas is a good thing,” said Elrabieey, a native of Egypt and a visiting scholar in Tulane’s Middle East and North African Studies program. “But at the same time, if you didn’t condemn Israel for committing war crimes, this is a double standard.”

    At least one person there has a good grasp.

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  • dankmemes Dank Memes And Jesus said...
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 11 months ago 93%

    Would sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude's dick?

    Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.

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  • news News Trump, who once appeared to defend January 6 threats against Pence, calls on his former VP to endorse him
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 11 months ago 100%

    "I’m confident I’ll be able to support the Republican nominee, especially if it’s me." - Pence

    "Surely this will never bite me in the ass." - Also Pence probably

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pence-says-sign-gop-pledge-make-debate-stage-more-than-happy-meet-criteria

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  • world World News Israel bombs Greek Orthodox Gaza church sheltering displaced people
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  • Saprophyte Saprophyte 11 months ago 100%

    My apologies, I mixed up the hospital for the church. You're correct.

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    Dads Only Saprophyte 1 year ago 95%
    Sounds about right
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    backpacking Saprophyte 1 year ago 100%
    Not ultralight gear list https://lighterpack.com/r/uad4ad

    I'm new to the community and thought a little activity on the community couldn't hurt! I am a pretty large guy (6'2", 240lbs) who's also pushing 50. As much as I'd like to do ultralight, I struggle to keep my base weight around 20lbs because I need large gear and sleeping on the ground is not that sexy for me. Plus... I have a chair because sitting on the ground is about as unsexy as sleeping on the ground is. I started off with a 50+lb pack and have gotten better gear as I've gotten more into backpacking. I've done the CA section of PCT and now I do section hikes on the AT as I live on the east coast now. My trail name is JoePaca, and if you've seen me at a camp, I'm pretty easy to remember. I'm happy to give honest opinions on any of the gear in my list, but I'm pretty happy with all of it.

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    Homelab Saprophyte 1 year ago 100%
    You have to start somewhere...

    A rpi 4 running pihole and small scale backups through rsync, two HP elitedesks, one running ESXi 6.7, other running Ubuntu with multipass and docker, and a Dell SFF running unraid. It ain't much, but it gives me some play areas and backup capabilities for the house.

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