theonion The Onion Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English
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    Minarble         10 hours ago • 100%

    Well …. that was a tasty Onion I just ate.

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    • politics politics Millions have amnesia about the worst of Trump's presidency. Memory experts explain why.
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    Minarble         13 hours ago • 100%

    A great video but he forgot leaving the Kurds high and dry and dealing with then releasing thousands of Taliban in Afghanistan.

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    • politics politics Millions have amnesia about the worst of Trump's presidency. Memory experts explain why.
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    Minarble         14 hours ago • 100%

    Where is popincream?

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    • news News At town hall, Trump mixes up Alaska and Afghanistan with confusing remarks on oil.
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    Minarble         16 hours ago • 100%

    Old man easily confused. More news at 11.

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    • politics politics Billie Eilish endorses Harris: ‘Vote like your life depends on it’
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    Minarble         2 days ago • 100%

    Duh

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    • australia Australia High-speed rail plans may finally end Australia’s 40-year wait to get on board
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    Minarble         3 days ago • 100%

    I would love to see it built but it would be unpatriotic to not post this…

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8av3knflbQo

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    Minarble         3 days ago • 100%

    It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.

    Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.

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    • news News Vance: ‘Laura Loomer is not affiliated with the Trump campaign’
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    Minarble         4 days ago • 100%

    He might have served the coffee?

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    • antitrumpalliance AntiTrumpAlliance 'Why are you doing this': MAGA fans are furious over Trump's 'I hate Taylor Swift!' post
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    Minarble         4 days ago • 100%

    Karma is old Trumpy, losing bigly

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    • politics politics Republican Karl Rove says Trump got ‘crushed by a woman he called dumb as a rock’ during ‘train wreck’ debate
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    Minarble         7 days ago • 100%

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    • politics politics Trump says he won't debate Harris again
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    Minarble         7 days ago • 100%

    Trump is a scaredy cat man

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    Always has bean.

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    • politics politics Trump Demands ABC Be Shut Down for Daring to Fact Check Debate
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    I declare it!

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    • politics politics Harris to begin 'more aggressive' post-debate campaigning stage, campaign says
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    Minarble         7 days ago • 91%

    But you are saying she is better than Trump in these regards.

    She is younger. She is more mentally fit.

    I agree with you she is indeed younger and more mentally fit than Trump.

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    • theonion The Onion The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024
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    But does anyone know what her last name is?

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    • politics politics As Debate Looms, Trump Is Now the One Facing Questions About Age and Capacity
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    Old mate really needs to work on his weave.

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    • politics politics Harris previews her Trump debate plan: 'I think he's gonna lie'
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    Minarble         1 week ago • 100%

    Just wrinkle her nose and ask what is that smell?

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    • politics politics Trump is 78 and barely coherent. Where's everyone who questioned Biden's age and fitness?
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    Minarble         1 week ago • 66%

    How old is he?

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    • movies movies James Earl Jones Dies: Revered ‘Field Of Dreams’ Star, Darth Vader Voice & Broadway Regular Was 93
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    • aneurysmposting Aneurysm Posting And another
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    Minarble         1 week ago • 100%

    That right there is some top tier weaving.

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    • climate Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. U.S. Election Looms Over Climate Talks with China | Experts believe the outcome of the race for the White House could determine how ambitious China’s climate efforts will be.
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    Minarble         2 weeks ago • 100%

    A few thousand swing voters in a couple of states will determine how bad global warming is. In the long run nothing else matters and both sides are not the same.

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    • science_memes Science Memes Caption this.
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    Minarble         2 weeks ago • 100%

    Picture of two assholes connected by a tube

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    • ukraine Ukraine "Obsessed with Eternal Life": Putin’s Inner Circle Pushes for Anti-Aging Drug to Extend His Life
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    Minarble         2 weeks ago • 100%

    Ahh the old philosophical question:

    “Would you take eternal life if it basically involved sitting on the toilet shitting your guts out all day every day?”

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    • politics politics Trump is finally admitting he lost the 2020 election
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    Minarble         2 weeks ago • 100%

    Trump is a loser.

    Confirmed, fact checked and validated.

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    But what is the turtle standing on?

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    • science_memes Science Memes #slay
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    His bird name is Bald Old Coot

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    • politics politics Trump Aides Struggle to Defend ‘Sexual’ Kamala Harris Post
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    Newsflash: Trump advisor Jason Miller says Trump doesn’t know what he is doing.

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    • news News ‘Could Have Been The Parents’: Trump Tries to Shift Blame For Campaigning At Arlington Scandal, Claims Was a ‘Setup’
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    Newsflash: Old man Trump doesn’t know what’s going on.

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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    *Head shown actual size.

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    • australia Australia Gina Rinehart’s personal message to NGA about her portrait revealed in FOI documents
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    Oh that would be beautiful…

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    • australia Australia Gina Rinehart’s personal message to NGA about her portrait revealed in FOI documents
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    Gina has successfully scrubbed this from the interwebs…

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    • news News Trump Did Not Realize His Town Hall Was a Town Hall Until He Got Up On Stage: ‘Why Doesn’t Someone Tell Me This Stuff?’
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    Old Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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    • 196 196 Kondo rule
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    This guy poops

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    • memes Memes Cover of Shaggy's "It wasn't me" by Trump and Putin (non YT links in body)
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    Minarble         3 weeks ago • 100%

    Are you saying it wasn’t thee?

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    • askscience Ask Science Has there ever been anything originally dismissed as pseudoscience that was later proven to be legit?
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    Minarble         4 weeks ago • 80%

    That’s pretty wild actually. What, actual rocks? Just fall out of the sky?

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    • politics politics Democrats used Project 2025 to rebrand freedom. It's working.
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    Minarble         4 weeks ago • 100%

    Project 2025 is all the tame plans they thought was suitable for public consumption.

    Imagine the stuff they wanted to keep secret???

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    • politics politics Trump Insists He’s “Extremely Normal” During Incredibly Weird Speech
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    Minarble         1 month ago • 100%

    The best bit of the article is when he somewhat weirdly claimed to not know who President Trump was.

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    • politics politics Trump Insists He’s “Extremely Normal” During Incredibly Weird Speech
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    Weirdly normal.

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    • politics politics Trump Insists He’s “Extremely Normal” During Incredibly Weird Speech
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    Minarble         1 month ago • 100%

    He is actually weirdly normal. Like so ultra normal, he’s quite weird that way.

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    • politics politics Donald Trump Falsely Claims Taylor Swift’s Endorsement with Garbage AI-Generated Posts
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    Minarble         1 month ago • 100%

    This is hilarious he is going to force a Swift - Harris endorsement where she might have remained silent

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    The Onion Minarble • 5 months ago • 90%
    Breaking News theshovel.com.au

    Telstra shares soar to record high

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    iasip
    It's always sunny in philadelphia Minarble • 10 months ago • 98%
    You need to post.

    Because of the implication.

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    memes
    Memes Minarble • 10 months ago • 86%
    Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?
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    lotrmemes
    Lord of the memes Minarble • 11 months ago • 93%
    This is not the ring you were looking for
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    Aussie Enviro Minarble • 1 year ago • 94%
    Don't you want to see Gandalfs Staff? www.abc.net.au

    Tolkien’s walk in ancient Tasmanian rainforests just went on the bucket list. You can only see it now in its reserve because of a tree sit in to save it from loggers.

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    ausfinance
    AusFinance Minarble • 1 year ago • 96%
    You probably pay more tax than him as well... theshovel.com.au

    Surprise! Fuckwit Who Thinks You Don’t Work Hard Enough Got His Start Through an Inheritance

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    lotrmemes
    Lord of the memes Minarble • 1 year ago • 52%
    One screen to rule them... https://twitter.com/Jacquifelgate/status/1690324400326008832
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    Aussie Enviro Minarble • 1 year ago • 100%
    Fire ants on the march in Aus www.smh.com.au

    Once they hit the Murray Darling basin we are stuffed

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