feminism Feminism Looks like pornhub is silently deleting any videos with the words unconcious / sleeping on their titles
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dataisbeautiful Data is Beautiful Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)
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asklemmy Ask Lemmy How many pairs of sunglasses do you think you've owned in your lifetime?
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 100%

    Why would you have to think about this? Just activate the tism and count them up.

    12, if you count transition lenses that I have now.

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  • technology Technology School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 100%

    No idea. I just work there. Sometimes the computer goes ding and we call in people to haul off a kid. /s

    Seriously though, from the teacher-side it is called Class Policy, but I don't think that is the system that monitors and flags.

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  • memes memes We are not the same
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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy What movie did you watch as I kid which you shouldn't have?
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 100%

    My parents told me that I could watch any movie in theatres for my 13th birthday. I didn't know anything about it and picked The Devil's Advocate. They took me, my older brother, and my two younger brothers.

    On the way home they yelled at me for picking an inappropriate movie.

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  • memes memes We are not the same
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 75%

    No, you don't. That's the point of piracy. Corporations extract every bit of wealth from the consumer class to the point that they don't even notice piracy, other than to decry it as a great evil. Nobody is going out of business.

    When it comes to corporations, steal everything.

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  • technology Technology Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 100%

    If he had been using the streams to train new AI bands, then that's just using resources to develop a product.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is the most severe case of brainwashing you have seen?
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    nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?
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    aiop AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND At Trump's request, to avoid "election interference," his sentencing is delayed until after the election
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    politics politics Israel Just Killed Another American in the West Bank. Will the U.S. Ever Respond?
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    technology Technology School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 80%

    There are more people in poverty without a computer than you realize. Now write me a 5 paragraph essay with correct source citation on your smart phone.

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  • technology Technology School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
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    technology Technology School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
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    technology Technology School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
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    technology Technology School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 100%

    Our system flags key words for staff intervention. This has provided earlier support for suicidal students and earlier intervention for developing threats.

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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 95%

    At the junior high level last year, two potential suicides were flagged by search terms, a kid was caught dispensing fentanyl when a peer searched 'how much fentanyl to take', and an early stage threat was detected when was looking up bomb-making instructions.

    That's what I know about from my caseload.

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  • adhd ADHD Never finished degree and I feel stuck/suicidal over it
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    Mediocre_Bard
    2 weeks ago 91%

    I didn't even start uni until I was 27. Now I'm 42 and can say that I have no regrets about going, even though I was older than a fair amount of my classmates.

    You will always regret not going. You will never regret attending.

    Whenever you decide to, that will be the right time.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What would you do/how screwed would you be if you woke up in the last game you played?
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    nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions If Necromancy suddenly became possible, can the undead be called as a witness during court proceedings?
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    Mediocre_Bard
    3 weeks ago 100%

    Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable. I'd imagine that it would only get worse without the eyes.

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  • memes memes I was only gone for a day or two...
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    Mediocre_Bard
    3 weeks ago 93%

    I was vegan for 8 years and during that time I didn't talk to anyone about it other than to say, "I don't eat that."

    I say that to say this - vegans are insufferable and a large reason why I quit the community and went back to omnivore. Even after 8 years, other vegans were still 'more vegan' and would nitpick the dumbest stuff.

    "Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool."

    Shut up with that. Let me eat my damn fruit.

    I was healthier though. But, to be fair, I was younger.

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  • world World News Palestinian Healthcare Workers Chained, Starved, Sexually Abused: New Report
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    politicalmemes Political Memes One for the ages
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    Mediocre_Bard
    4 weeks ago 100%

    I had to go to comments for the name. I recall disliking him intensely at one point. There he is, dead and gone. Here I am, moving on.

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Any major outside of STEM, Law, or Med is not worth going to a university for.
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    unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Online Multiplayer games does not make sense, unless you use it for chatting and not gaming.
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    4 weeks ago 75%

    If I didn't have online games I would cut my wrists and overdose. The games are that good at supporting my mental health.

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  • politics politics Donald Trump accused of committing "massive crime" with reported phone call
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    nostupidquestions
    No Stupid Questions Mediocre_Bard 1 month ago 96%
    I feel like a flashbang went off in my head, so the only question that I can think of is, "What now?" (Details in body.)

    This is about to be some real shit about a failing (failed?) marriage. Get out now if that is not for you. My wife and I, both in our 40s, have been together for a long time, 20+ years. About 10 years ago our daughter was born and that was pretty good. I was stupid and had an affair during that first year because I was immature and, in retrospect, wasn't able to handle the shift in my wife's attention from me to my daughter. We worked it out. We moved to a bigger house that is paid off. My mom died and left us all some money. Then my wife was diagnosed with MS about 4 years ago and things have been on the decline. We haven't had sex in a year and neither of us again expects to. She has been depressed and I don't know how to help her. We recently, like yesterday, determined in a mutual discussion that we no longer had a romantic relationship, but that we had a good partnership for raising our daughter and generally handling life. While it was good to get an unspoken truth out there, it hurts. I think that we both feel lonely in the aching soul sort of way. Last night, when we went to bed, for first time that I can recall, she didn't say, "I love you," and neither did I. My Prozac is working overtime, and she shuts down when I suggest mental health support for her. So, here's the question. What now?

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    FFXIV Mediocre_Bard 2 months ago 90%
    New Player - This Game is Amazing

    I have been playing for about a month, and this game is amazing. There is so much content! That's it. This game is dope.

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    Steam Mediocre_Bard 2 months ago 100%
    Incorrect Time Played Question

    Cross of Auria has me playing 14 minutes in the last two weeks. However, I have not played this game in months. Why would the playtime clock have time on it?

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    Teachers Mediocre_Bard 1 year ago 100%
    Annual Mandatory Online Training

    I appreciate this annual opportunity to reflect on mandatory policies for my district while creating D&D maps for my ongoing campaigns. I find that the bureaucratic hellscape that is annual training really fuels the development of Kafkaesque mazes and puzzles that grind down my players' will to live. How do you pass the time during mandatory online training videos?

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    memes
    Memes Mediocre_Bard 1 year ago 74%
    Actual Tyrion per AI

    This is why we can't have nice things. Template for 'You vs. the Guy she tells you not to worry about' memes. [Link](https://www.sportinal.com/trending/ai-game-thrones-characters/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=msn-anaheim-us&utm_term=Finally%2C+AI+Shows+How+Game+of+Thrones+Book+Characters+Should+Look+Like&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.taboola.com%2Flibtrc%2Fstatic%2Fthumbnails%2F910396521e0d25a4e09324f10f22df0c.png&c=T0WIc6YihYkcjfBKSjNXfVeQakv1KEWyRwQ7-PBnyQc=&network_code=CRO&cmpid=64be742d93812e0001c9c7f5&sub1=26625468&sub3=3719269917&sub4=msn-anaheim-us&utm_campaign=Game+Of+Thrones+AI+Nerrisa0308+VV11+En+-+Desktop+USA&sub6=Desktop&sub7=1225264&sub8=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.taboola.com%2Flibtrc%2Fstatic%2Fthumbnails%2F910396521e0d25a4e09324f10f22df0c.png&sub9=GiBLn6nbxvmslrWqA4A3Ohqu3l8bw9d5Uh0UNY2TQhHOdCDc3mAovvqSgabfkdQN&ref_id=GiBLn6nbxvmslrWqA4A3Ohqu3l8bw9d5Uh0UNY2TQhHOdCDc3mAovvqSgabfkdQN&tblci=GiBLn6nbxvmslrWqA4A3Ohqu3l8bw9d5Uh0UNY2TQhHOdCDc3mAovvqSgabfkdQN#tblciGiBLn6nbxvmslrWqA4A3Ohqu3l8bw9d5Uh0UNY2TQhHOdCDc3mAovvqSgabfkdQN) to article here. It is full of ads and clickbait garbage. You have been warned.

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    steam
    Steam Mediocre_Bard 1 year ago 71%
    Tactical Adventures - Future Game Survey! forms.gle

    The guys that made Solasta are looking for some input. It's a short survey but could be helpful in shaping whatever comes next. *Hey there everyone!* *I hope you've all had a good weekend - I know many of you are very likely still lost in the world of Forgotten Realms right now (at least I was), living your best life as~~ a horny bard~~ an honest adventurer.* *We'll be closing our Future Game Survey at the end of the week, so if you want to give us your preferences on what our next game should have please make sure you don't miss it.*

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    Teachers Mediocre_Bard 1 year ago 100%
    The dreams have started.

    I have stress dreams about work. Usually, they ease up in the summer, but begin to return in August. Last night's dream was extra-special. I was co-teaching an overcrowded ebd classroom with none other than Marjorie Taylor Green. I spent the period breaking up fights caused by Ms. Green insulting the students. It's going to be a great year!

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    battlemaps
    Old School [123 x 72]

    In the style of 2e dungeon poster map. a subterranean river has eroded away an entrance into a forgotten dungeon. Different colored regions denote warring factions or changing dungeon themes. When I ran this, I had the players fall into A 1 through a collapsing cave roof into a burrow of snakes, fight a dragon section B, encounter a colony of bat people (basically kobolds that fly) sections C, D, E, F, G, H, and then discover a small Myconid colony in section I. Section J, the river also presented random encounters, and serves as an alternate entrance and exit to this map.

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    mapmaking
    Hidden Temple [50x50]

    Trolls have taken up residence in the caves surrounding this forgotten temple. Only when adventurers come to investigate the blocked river will they have a chance of finding something more.

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    battlemaps
    Hidden Temple [50x50]

    Trolls have taken up residence in the caves surrounding this forgotten temple. Only when adventurers come to investigate the blocked river will they have a chance of finding something more.

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    nostupidquestions
    No Stupid Questions Mediocre_Bard 1 year ago 72%
    How do I sticky a post in my community if I am a mod?

    ~~I must be missing something, but I am trying to get a general news thread at the top of the community and do not see how to sticky it.~~ ~~Thanks in advance!~~ Answered. Thanks!

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    teachers
    Teachers Mediocre_Bard 1 year ago 100%
    Getting to Know You!

    I think that it is interesting to talk with other teachers about content and regional education differences. So, let's get to know one another. Country: USA Years Teaching: 10 Subject: Special Education, Behavior Grades: 7-9 currently, K-9 over the years. Ask me anything about special education, junior high, teaching in the USA, and post about yourself as well!

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    Underwater Ruins [50x50]

    Made this for [Weekly Community Prompt] #3: The Sunken City over at mapmaking.

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    Large Maze [100x100]

    This single route to the center maze protects against spells such as passwall with walls filled with pressurized lava that damage cheaters and seal the wall behind it.

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    Lava Tree [100x100]

    Tremendous in size, this burning tree hides two access points along its east side to hollowed out caves and veins of lava within.

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    Hellscape Fortress with Hidden Caves [150x150]

    Above the line: main map. Cave access is hidden on the left side of the map within the cliff face. Below the line: second- and sub-levels.

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    Cave Along a Path

    This long-dry-river-now-road hides a shadowy cave in its crook. Conceal the cave with either fog of war or additional foliage assets.

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