having second thoughts about the new username because it's a bit too over the top but fuck it, it goes hard

mommy put me in timeout :(

Bait out a Tiger Drop

that too is also a mood. I guess one of the "coming to terms with being trans" emotions in my head that I'm thinking is like, yeah you can think something is attractive on someone else but not you. Do I like facial hair? Yes, just not on me, please

idk sometimes i feel like i use it like one when i worked BOH in a restaurant

"fuckin servers, man. can't stack plates, can't fill the linen bags, always need silverware run right now"

Live by the sword

Die by the sword

yeah if I recall it's like 1 dog every hour in the US, quite frequently its their own police dogs too

honestly i don't even think having facial hair is bad, persay, but I really like the idea of HRT+Electrolysis taking it all off because then i would just never have to bother shaving again which sounds nice

It might just take you some time getting used to it . it's still taking me some time to get adjusted to having a new name and pronouns and identity as a trans girl

alright fuck it. i'll send in my application for new hexbear username after work tonight. hopefully by tomorrow i'll be posting under a new, ridiculously trans femme username

logging onto r/cringetopiary to roast someone's bad shrubbery

to be honest i'd love to punch a guy on national television before screaming about how everyone should read Blackshirts and Reds

From the creek to the ocean, we reject the zionist notion

everything's going very fast but i'm proud of myself :)

i mean i'm not NB but i'm trans now and i feel the exact same way. things are changing really fucking fast now! but it's fun!

The Plan? Dominate the auto industry, then make cars that are so bad that it's better to walk to destroy car dependency in society

yeah i've been posting here like every day for like 3-4 weeks now lol

god the CPC is so cool. i wish china were real

THE SPINACH WAS ACTUALLY JUST CODE/STANDIN FOR TESTOSTERONE. POPEYE IS A TRANS MAN

i would honest to god rather walk to work than take a fucking cybertruck. what the hell

A lot of the time I see newly trans people be depressed or angry about it,

lmao that's how i was being cis. I constantly swung between being an irritable edgelord and an edgy irate egg

"Hmmm, take credit, you must"

"No, sir, I'm sorry, we don't take credit here. We can take debit, cash, or EBT"

"Take Apple Pay, do you?"

"Sir, no, we can take cash or debit"

"Have other payment methods, I do not"

leans into mic "Lead clerk, register 15, thank you"

Not true, actually. hexbear user @industrialistgeorg@hexbear.net, who is an industrialist from 1843 and owns 4,892 factories, is an outlier and should not be counted

there is absolutely nothing stopping me from opening up a word processor of choice and writing a short story where Yoda goes shopping at Winco. Upload that to AO3. Literally nothing is stopping me i can write all the fanfiction i want of Yoda shopping for groceries and nobody can stop me

i think this is just the autism talking but i think one of the big reasons i prefer MLism over anarchism is that i really like the idea of a central planner telling me where to go and what to do. like, wow, i really need that clear and precise direction. thanks!

i only ever have two moods anymore:

mood 1:

mood 2:

with lore friendly sombrero power armor,

oh i don't think i've ever seen a better string of 6 words before

Oh no, I didn't feel bad at all, I just interpreted it as like, it's unusual to get excited about getting your gender affirmed for the first time in your entire life

at this point I got to ask because I've had this comment stuck in my head all day, why would I be anything but excited? this is the first time in my life I've actually felt genuinely good about myself, I get to change myself into someone I actually want to be! I don't have to keep pretending like being cis is the only option in for me, I can do something else that I actually want to with my life. Is it weird that I feel excited about transitioning?

That one song from Yakuza 0 where you fight an unruly customer as your tutorial fight as Majiima

I mean, I am. 🤷‍♀️, I don't know what else to say

sticking a quarter into my PC so i can go to the megathread and post about angular merkel

yo where do I sign up?

today on shit i wish i could have told myself like 8 years ago:

you can actually enjoy your gender. you can and should like it. you don't have to just accept your AGAB as an unfortunate fact

I am particularly interested in dating other bi people so this was positive for me but it may be upsetting to others

no problems here :)

in quite the opposite way of Stalin's comically large spoon, mao's red book was actually very small. this is, in marxism, known as a dialectic i think

still feels weird to basically feel my identity change in real time. like, i'll be reading things about trans women or lesbians like for like 6 seconds before it finally clicks that "this affects you personally now, dum dum"

in retrospect i guess i always did want to be a lesbian. damn. the flag has such great colors too

Fmother in law

taping a little piece of paper saying "no boys allowed" with the y backwards to my door

I lost like 4 months, personally but yeah I feel you. I miss my long hair so badly and it's going to be rough waiting for it all to come back, and then grow longer :(