GrammarPolice 36 seconds ago • 100%
Oh wow. What did you do prior, and if you care to share, what was your reason for quitting?
GrammarPolice 2 minutes ago • 100%
Okay, what's the next step for you? What's the next risk you want to take, or phase/direction do you feel you want to take your life in?
GrammarPolice 5 minutes ago • 100%
Okay. That's great. What moment in your life do you think had it been any different, you wouldn't be where you are today?
GrammarPolice 11 minutes ago • 100%
What draws you in personally about the game?
GrammarPolice 13 minutes ago • 100%
Okay, let's try to get some general information out of you before heading into specifics. What do you currently do for a living?
GrammarPolice 15 minutes ago • 100%
Well what's stopping you then?
GrammarPolice 16 minutes ago • 100%
So would you consider yourself the most thoughtful person in your friend group, or your family, and what is it that you believe causes your thoughtfulness? Maybe it's upbringing, or life experiences
GrammarPolice 21 minutes ago • 100%
The grammar pedant in me did not appreciate that first paragraph.
It's going great for now. Tell me about some of your niche interests. Nerd out about it if you want
GrammarPolice 25 minutes ago • 100%
Ooh, an OG gamer. I like it. So far so normal. Everything you've said has been pretty run of the mill 20s to 30s hobbies.
At your current stage of life, do you feel like there's still more to be explored or that you've attained self actualisation?
GrammarPolice 33 minutes ago • 100%
What the fuck? How am i so off? 40s?
GrammarPolice 42 minutes ago • 100%
What makes you thoughtful? Are you talking about thoughtfulness in the empathetic sense?
GrammarPolice 49 minutes ago • 100%
Nah it's fine. You should get to resting then
GrammarPolice 52 minutes ago • 100%
Holy hell. Sorry for calling you 14 mom
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
It takes a level of intelligence to do what you do. I commend you. What do you do when you're not solving complex problems?
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
Ooh I haven't seen Yellowstone. I hear it's good though.
What video games do you typically play?
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
Right right we were. What's a word that accurately defines your personality?
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
Don't tell me you're in your early 40s. 43 maybe
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
Damn, are you in your 30s?
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
Gotta let you know what you're dealing with.
Anyways, let's get to the age verification shall we?
GrammarPolice 1 hour ago • 100%
You didn't even let me guess🙁. Yeah that's 1996. I probably would've gotten it right though :P
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Well that tells me you're not a boomer, and most probably not Gen X, at least not early Gen X. So late 80's 90's or Gen Z are my initial deductions.
So what do you watch? Do you watch any cable TV?
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
You're 14
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Some quick googling tells me it's a card collecting game. What differentiates this game from other games that have a similar mechanic?
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
And to that good sir, i respond 93N15
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Hey pal, I'm here to enforce laws not follow them
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Hmm. What do you like to talk about?
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Alright let's start. What do you do to wind down when you're done for the day?
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Hmm I haven't tried Voyager. I'll see. But i still have to guess your age. I would say early to mid 20s, so 21-26. A specific age would be 24, but it's mostly a guess
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
you're not terribly far off
🤦 That makes me feel like i was quite far off. Thanks for playing anyways
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Thanks. Ready to get your age guessed?
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Thanks. Now let me guess your age. From my analyses, i think you're: 27
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
GrammarPolice 2 hours ago • 100%
Good guess. I'm 19.
Also, how did you know about that post? I thought it was supposed to be deleted by the mods. It just hit me like a fucking truck all of a sudden and i was getting shade for it in the comments like wtf, this is groundbreaking stuff guys. Sabrina Carpenter? She takes shits. Jennifer Lawrence? Takes shits. And there's no way it could be classy. But your mind trick seems like it might solve my approach anxiety problem, so thanks for that.
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
You are a funny guy. Have a crack at it. Try to guess my age.
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
Jerking off. The age i can't say until i have enough clues
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
How's that going for you? Do you enjoy it?
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
That introverted lifestyle. I like it
I'll be in Nigeria till I'm done with university. After that, maybe i might return to the U.K. I still have to figure out what to do with my psychology degree.
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
Climate change amirite haha. I'm Nigerian, so heat is something I'm used to. Also in good health, and i guess that's the most important thing.
What do you do for a living?
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
Oh yeah i definitely agree with that. I just had a huge scare when it came to my health that requires me to stay fit in order to not "relapse", so i try to do at least cardio everyday.
You said you're trying to get into video games. What video games have you played so far, or are currently eyeing?
GrammarPolice 3 hours ago • 100%
Okay, if you're not Gen X then i would be disappointed. How's the family?
You reply in the comments, and i try to guess your age based on a short conversation we have. That's it!
This involves consciously making an effort to listen to a song, and does not include accidentally hearing it. Backtracking leaves you in debt of the amount you would take Edit: word