badposting EstraDoll • 5 hours ago • 100%

apparently he'd fold it like 20 times or something but if i got one i wouldn't want him to do that because i don't want my sword to be bent sucks there's no malls back then though. i can't go sword shopping without an orange julius

badposting EstraDoll • 2 weeks ago • 98%

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badposting EstraDoll • 2 weeks ago • 100%

Anyone got a spare brick, by the way? I'll trade it for two sheep

chapotraphouse EstraDoll • 1 month ago • 98%

okay so this guy is from like 3,500 years ago right? almost all we know about this guy is that he was a merchant and some guy didn't like the copper that was sold from him. We don't have any other evidence of the story, just one complaint tablet. The only thing that remains of the legacy of Ea-Nasir is one complaint letter, and we know basically nothing else about the guy. You ever work customer service? You ever have a customer write a complaint about you? Ever get written up at work? Imagine 4,000 years from now, millennia after you've otherwise been long forgotten, some archeologists find an old Yelp review saying that you did a bad job at sweeping the floors or whatever, and now for the end of time people the world over know you as "That asshole from 4,000 years ago who can't sweep a floor very well" and that is what your entire life is eternally remembered by so I think maybe we should cut my man Ea-Nasir a bit more slack here. Maybe he wasn't as shifty of a fellow as we think we was

chapotraphouse EstraDoll • 2 months ago • 100%

::: spoiler brief description of the game King of the Castle is a multiplayer game of shifting power dynamics and intrigue. Host games of 3 to 24 other players who join as the 'loyal' Nobles of your Council, voting on your decisions - and twisting the story to their own sinister ends. Plot regicide (and worse) in video call or couch co-op, with each game featuring them as central characters in this Game of Phones. ::: No entry requirement needed! Up to 24 participants! Join us at https://discord.gg/F5dPvEXV at 6pm EST tonight!

games EstraDoll • 2 months ago • 100%

::: spoiler brief description of the game King of the Castle is a multiplayer game of shifting power dynamics and intrigue. Host games of 3 to 24 other players who join as the 'loyal' Nobles of your Council, voting on your decisions - and twisting the story to their own sinister ends. Plot regicide (and worse) in video call or couch co-op, with each game featuring them as central characters in this Game of Phones. ::: No entry requirement needed! Up to 24 participants! Join us at https://discord.gg/F5dPvEXV at 6pm EST tonight!

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns EstraDoll • 2 months ago • 98%

One of the fun parts about being trans is now there's this name that the government and most strangers recognize me as that I and my close friends don't, but every time I think about the fact that I have a deadname now, I keep getting struck by this strange feeling that my deadname *never* felt like mine, even through years of me actively using it as my name. I remember trying to change it was I was about 17 but I never did because I only tried to think of masc names. For as long as I can remember, I could never look at my deadname and feel like it was mine. I didn't like it and it felt strange to even associate that name with me; I only ever did because the only alternative I could think of was just not having a name, which would have been a massive inconvenience. I never even really thought it was a *bad* name, I just hated it for me Did anyone else ever feel like this or am I just crazy?

badposting EstraDoll • 2 months ago • 98%

the only reasonable interpretation of this is that Peach has a giant ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk

badposting EstraDoll • 2 months ago • 96%

it's true folks. sorry but it just is. if you think a video game is good? if you like a video game? it's actually bad and you're just fucking wrong, sorry. All video games are just bad and they're not good and if you think they are good they are bad

badposting EstraDoll • 3 months ago • 95%

i can write hate mail to other countries. i can mail letters to other embassies in D.C. about how much i think their country sucks. the embassies are right there i can list off all the reasons belgium sucks and mail it to the belgian embassy and all it costs is a letter and a stamp no one can stop me

badposting EstraDoll • 3 months ago • 100%

Coming soon at your workplace or educational facility: Dysphoria day! Where every cis person is forced to present in a way they don't agree with! Now cis people know what it's like! If you're cis on that day, you have to show up presenting as the opposite binary gender! You will be assigned a new name! You will be assigned new pronouns! You will revel in the misery for one day, just to see what trans people deal with for years of their lives, if not decades! Advantages: - now cis people know how it feels - someone's egg is getting cracked lol Disadvantages: - you can just call out - the extreme immorality and cruelty of it all please don't actually do this

chat EstraDoll • 3 months ago • 100%

how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i'm always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i'm a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?

badposting EstraDoll • 3 months ago • 100%

I need to practice my cool tiger drops on someone else. My mom won't let me do it in the yard so we'll have to do it in the local park. You need to be wearing a trashy suit while we do it, you will need to provide. I need you to take some big slow swings at me while I try and counter it by tiger dropping you. It will hurt pretty bad because I have been working out but I will be paying you $25/hour for this. Serious offers only

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns EstraDoll • 3 months ago • 100%

fun facts: after double checking that first post, i actually realized i was trans about ***15 hours*** after I posted that lmao

shrekland EstraDoll • 3 months ago • 100%