Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

When? Anytime you want.

Why: Because they have different databases they access, it's the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

Ahhh, makes sense.

Lol, porno

More pipe.

Change it to assistant with Barb", then just have a nice middle aged aunty do it's voice.

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

WHAT!?

Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

Take that tech bros, now it's coming for you!

Why won't these idiots pay a subscription for my shitty game!

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

Called Incontinentia.

Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

That's specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.

I hope they were married or that's a sin.

The announcement happens after they're already inside.

Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

I read the title as Lovecraft's Time might have arrived and got kinda terrified for a second.

Lol so the free market has hit the international space industry I see.

If you cant hit your target and a viable competitor can, well you better get good or get replaced.

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

Don't think so, but we can make it painful if that's what you want?

Yeah that one, couldn't remember which kill screen it was.

We should start saying that kid that got the Pac man Tetris kill screen is the greatest arcade game player in history. Just to piss this weird old man with a dyed "beard" and cheap AF looking American flag tie.

Can I take you home?

Yeah, they work from home.

It's funnier than Big Bang Theory, well Pheobe is.

Ceasfire for who? Like there's shitloads of wars going on around the world right now, not just the 2 hip ones.

When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.

Yep I needed this exact video exactly right now. Can't stop giggling at it.

"I'm doing it now"

They don't because it says in like the first 30seconds that it trained an ai to write in his style and one to do the voice in his style, it's an ai impersonation of a modern Carlin set.

I'm not saying it's correct to do it, but I don't like people falsely claiming they're trying to trick people into thinking it's real or something, when if you listen to only the intro, you'll understand.

Yeah you just gotta be the first to get the tracks into the system. When I uploaded some of my music to the system it was kinda weird how easy it was.

That beaver looks like he's just been told he has to go fight fires.

Ahh cool, nice use of tax payers money sending struggling entertainer Hamish Blake on a holiday....