horrormovies Horror movies 'The Mouse Experiment' - Slice into the official poster for another Mickey Mouse horror movie
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    Seriously, it'd be more shocking if a company was to try to use the character respectfully and with taste.

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  • music Music Rick Astley's cover of Uptown Funk. I swear this is not a Rickroll.
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    This should not be 8 years old... How is uptown funk 8 years old? Oh time when did you start going so quickly?

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  • technology Technology YouTube Hype gives smaller creators a place to shine
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    1 day ago 100%

    So dystopian. The number of novels I've read where Advertisements existing on a screen has become the main source of revenue, what a bizarre science fiction fantasy land that would be...

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    1 day ago 40%

    So you want someone to broadcast, and you're willing to pay for it, but not willing to support the content creators in any way?

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    1 day ago 55%

    YouTube premium, only time I hear ads are when my coworkers crank their shit too loud in the office, or when I have a brand new phone and have forgotten to log in.

    Worth every red nickel.

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  • political_weirdos Political Weirdos Weirdo that somehow got elected president in 2016 goes on an eight minute dementia-fueled rant.
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    At the end of all that she fucking thanked him?? She should be presenting him with a bill for standing there and taking that nonsense for 10% of an hour.

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    1 day ago 100%

    Good effing gracious.

    If I didn't have to know about his babble because he was running my freaking executive department for 4 years, I would've accused this of being ai generated babbling.

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    It's so bizarre, I was just talking to the wife about it a couple nights ago, we have 2 cats, about 5 years old now, they're sisters, almost everything about them is the same, but 1 I can pet for a half hour without any electro static discharge, the other I can't stroke twice without an audible shock being generated.

    Same clothing, same motion, same grounding potential. Every 10 seconds I zap the poor baby. My wife doesn't have this problem at all.

    I think it could be a case study for this paper.

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  • wikipedia Wikipedia Law of Triviality
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    2 days ago 100%

    Don't question the experts on things they focused their entire lives on, question the non experts on things they aren't concerned about.

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    2 days ago 28%

    Meh, there's 0 chance of my crying making anyone's interest.

    That said I don't post videos of anyone's kids.

    Fifteen minutes of fame, flash in the pan, there will be another crying kid tomorrow, only the grandparents will remember, and chances are very good that the data will be wiped from the servers in the next 10-15 years.

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    2 days ago 100%

    Still haven't found time and motivation simultaneously.

    I feel like I would've gotten to oil pretty quickly then burned out again. But could be different with the mixed up tier trees

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy I never thought to ask this question before. How many of you are equally capable of using your right versus your left hand?
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    2 days ago 100%

    My mom is, it didn't pass down to me or my brother. I suspect she was born left handed (that did pass down to me), and it was "corrected"out of her, now she's equally klutzy (read not at all a klutz) with either hand.

    One of my recent work places actually had 1:1 left to right handed people, in a group of 12, there was even one guy who insisted on using the mouse with his left hand (we shared a couple different terminals and you could tell when he was the most recent one to use it). That man was a monster.

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  • showsandmovies Shows and TV MrBeast, Amazon Sued by Contestants on ‘Beast Games’ Competition Show, With Allegations Including Sexual Harassment and ‘Chronic Mistreatment’
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    2 days ago 81%

    Is this the one Jaiden animations won? She made it sound not super harassing, just high pressure.

    I suspect it's a different thing since Amazon is involved

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    Donjuanme
    2 days ago 100%

    Yeah but my wife and I got one for ourselves when we got married.... And that wasn't... Fuck.... I've got a big major anniversary coming up...

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    2 days ago 75%

    I'm right there with you, my deck, and my future deck 2 (there will be no deck 3 because valve/steam/GabeN) is probably the only "console" I get from here out

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  • horror Horror The 75 Greatest Horror Movies of All Time
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    2 days ago 66%

    One of the greatest story boarded movies to ever be written, I can't believe how much it builds on itself. It was set up amazingly. I don't get to recommend it to nearly as many people as I'd like, because eff it's scary, but I'm not a big horror movie fan and it's one that I recommend with surprising frequency.

    Anyone who hasn't seen it and is reading a thread about horror movies, go watch this one, and then join us in complaining when it's left off a "greatest horror movies"list

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    2 days ago 100%

    Turning old (beginning of middle age) has really messed with my perception of forever (or "ages" in this case) how long has it been out, 5 years now? That seems like not too long of a time.

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    2 days ago 100%

    Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's not like they're trying to take candy from children, it's just their lunches.

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  • pcgaming PC Gaming Steam will appear at PAX Australia 2024 for the first time ever, pointing to a possible 'official' Steam Deck launch down under
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    2 days ago 100%

    That'll probably be the big news from all this, further global release. I'm not holding my breath for the next iteration until the end of the next console generation (the upcoming "switch 2"generation)

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    3 days ago 100%

    I mean....

    Pretty tasteless, but what abouts mah 2nd menduhment?

    I thought it was bad when they moved the extra point from 2 to 10, now it's 48! Yeesh, amazing how good these kickers are.

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    3 days ago 100%

    What a dumb personal foul call, I didn't see exactly what it was, but I suspect excessive celebration or taunting? Would've been terrible if the kick missed.

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    That's a Dave baddiel! He was excellently special on task master. I thought he was mostly music

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    5 days ago 70%

    Not being able to treat people like people because they have different genitals, proving age is just a number.

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  • upliftingnews Uplifting News Chile produced 9.4% of its primary energy from solar in 2023 — the highest in any country that year
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    6 days ago 100%

    Our first pair, one went from kidney disease (many years of diabetes before this) ten years ago, the other left us 3 weeks ago (18 years) but was possibly a disguised vampire who feasted on her sister as her first victim (evidenced by: her long life and a string of very unfortunate puppys, her blending into the night, and her somehow being allergic to cats)

    Here's to Tiggy and Fluffy hanging out in the good place. (My wife swore she would never have a cat named fluffy, but it fit her too well, within a year she was fluffy and she remained fluffy her whole life)

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    What does engulfing the earth mean to you? The mass of the sun expanded to a body 1 au would not be very dense. My money says the earth would continue to orbit "inside the sun" for quite a while, but the orbit would degrade more quickly.

    But yes, I argue get them out of the earths gravity well and let Newton handle the rest, no reason to propel them in any direction, eventually they'll get to the sun.

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    My argument is it's more energy efficient to shoot something towards the sun that will have the same result as hitting the sun than it is to get it out of the solar system.

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    Checking in on top of the past 24 hours https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93b96405-4a27-4754-9e14-a81379b6cbb8.gif

    I'll probably check in again at 34 hours.

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    Off My Chest Donjuanme 1 year ago 94%
    Fuck cancer. In life I've had 3 categories of jobs, 49.99% fun job terrible boss, 49.99%fun boss terrible job. 3 years ago I finally found fun boss fun job (.02%), and boss just told me he's dying.

    I don't know how I got this job, sure it doesn't pay the best in the field, and you need lots of specialized training, and with that training you can go to much more prestigious work, but it pays enough. I don't know why the previous person to do it left (the commute was too much for her, but I would've moved closer if I was her). She trained me very briefly because I knew most of the ins and outs already, she told me the boss had been in and out of remission with bone cancer, but the last flair up was taken care of years ago. It's been 7 years since he was first diagnosed, and he's had 2 replacements, they won't do a third. He doesn't want to try the experimental treatments because he'd rather enjoy the time he has. I've worked for him for 3 years and I feel so greedy wanting to scream at him to try every avenue available. He has 3 amazing kids, a wife and in-laws who live him, he loves coming into work, he just finished renovating his forever home. And I don't want a different boss. I need more time with my mentor, my friend, the best boss I've ever had. I just learned this morning, and it's really raw, I need to get it off my chest, I don't want to steal time from his family, but I want to take from him as much as I can. He's a genius in the field, the person he's trying to get to replace him is remarkable younger guy, but he's my age, he doesn't have the life experience that I've found myself looking to my boss for. Fuck cancer. Thanks off my chest. Hug your loved ones. Tell your dog they're good, scratch your cat. Enjoy the moments of extra nice weather.

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    "evidence for modified gravity at low acceleration from Gaia observations of wide binary stars." A potential replacement for dark matter scaling? Any physicists want to try to answer some questions? phys.org

    My understanding is the researcher took Gaia probe information and looked at "wide binary stars" (not sure what defines wide, but there must be a ton of them), within 650 light years of earth. They found the ones that accelerate the least (relative to each other? Rotationally?) are, and this is where I get confused, moving more efficiently around each other than their faster counterparts? This discrepancy is postulated to be due observations of the stars acting in different physics models based how much they're accelerating relative to each other? If this is correct (and the researcher is very transparent with their methods and using public data) would this up-end our models as much as I think it would? There's probably a lot of things interacting with other things at very low relative acceptable throughout the universe. Or is this just highlighting a truth we already knew, that there's a difference between the quantum and relative universes that we're now able to roughly put a scale to? I've added to my questions since lemmy has been down, what in the world does this paragraph mean? "Also, unlike other studies Chae calibrated the occurrence rate of hidden nested inner binaries at a benchmark acceleration." While doing some you tubing about this (thanks lemmy.world down time) I discovered Sabine hossenfelder, who I think is becoming one of my favorite science communicators I recommend anyone wondering about anything science to check her out https://youtube.com/@SabineHossenfelder

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    Sync for Lemmy Donjuanme 1 year ago 100%
    Question; "1/2 comments added" how do I load the rest of the comments?

    I'm entirely new to sync, I feel like this will be common knowledge, but I went to expand a comment thread, it said "1/2 comments added" and the "view more (2)" button disappeared, it loaded 1 comment, but I'd be interested to see what that other comment was. Thanks Lemmy-syncers More info, just updated the app and the first thread I was trying to read showed both comments, but the second thread gave the same response, I was leaning towards "it's not showing deleted by creator" except it loaded 2/2 for one of the previous 1/2 threads.

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 100%
    (complete) (steam) dungeon of the endless, this one's straight from steam, grab it for your library! (Uncertain how long it'll be available for, 48 hours maybe?) store.steampowered.com

    Quite a fun game, and the price has never been better, I'm not sure how long it'll be free so grab it while your can. The "endless" universe games, and their spice, have never really caught on with me, but this one was very easy to pick up and play, especially with the heavy+medic+pyro team from the TF2 update. Don't let this one go past you!

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 97%
    (steam) command and conquer remastered!

    If you weren't a child in the 90s you may not have experienced this gem, now is your chance! Rolling a d100 august 1st to pick a winner! Please choose your number, closest number selected gets it. Also please feel free to add your name to the Kerbal space program giveaway that I left up while work tried to murder me. I'll pick a winner for that Sunday night.

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 40%
    (steam) (complete) Kerbal space program, jebediah needs a competent commander, ends Monday evening.

    Winner picked at random from the comments, good luck everyone!

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 57%
    (complete) (steam) classic console gaming giveaway 3 of 3, Destroy all humans

    Alright guys! I’m putting up 3 classic console games in three different threads with three different win conditions. All 3 winners will be selected around the same time Saturday, notified in thread and pm’d the key. 3rd entry condition is going to be how many "perfect" completion games do I have in my library? (Hint for constraint purposes, it's less than 50). First entry of each number has that number, duplicates don't get duplicate prizes. Good luck everyone! Results posted in 45 hours!

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 40%
    (complete) (Steam) Classic console giveaway 2 of 3, stubbs the zombie in rebel without a pulse

    Alright guys! I’m putting up 3 classic console games in three different threads with three different win conditions. All 3 winners will be selected around the same time Saturday, notified in thread and pm’d the key. To enter this competition please respond with respond with the minutes and seconds (xx:xx) of whichever YouTube music song plays next when I press random on my mega mix playlist (over 600 songs, first song over 2:00 and under 5 minutes, 5:00)

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 62%
    (complete) (steam) classic console gaming giveaway 1 of 3, crash bandicoot N-sane! Winner chosen Saturday, noon Pacific time.

    Alright guys! I'm putting up 3 classic console games in three different threads with three different win conditions. All 3 winners will be selected around the same time Saturday, notified in thread and pm'd the key. To enter this competition I'd like you to guess how many hours my wife's most played steam game has on it (it's going to be somewhere between 500 and 2000 hours, what is the answer? I don't know yet!)

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 25%
    (Complete) An absolute gem of a puzzle/machine building game (very much like any other zachtronics game), Opus Magnum, 36 hours to enter into the raffle.

    Please comment on this thread to be eligible for this awesome game. If you're into zachtronics this is very much in line with space chem, if you have no idea what I'm talking about this game is a great intro to a 1 of a kind genre. Drawing ends Wednesday after my d&d session (10pm PST)

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 70%
    (complete) 34 hours to put your name in for monster sanctuary, drawing ends midnight Monday pst

    I hate to see this community existing without a giveaway going, so the next one is monster sanctuary. This game is one of my favorite melting pots of genres, a platforming, party building, metroidvania, Pokemon style RPG with seasonal ladder competitions. I have a spare key from a humble bundle that is going to be used by one of you! Add yourself to the comment thread below to be entered. Winner selected at random in 34 hours Edit, next game will be posted to this subreddit within 24 hours. Stay tuned!

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    Gift of Gaming Donjuanme 1 year ago 84%
    (Complete)I'll get in on the giveaway, winner picked in 24 hours, pick a number between 1 and 100. (Steam PC)

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1850570/DEATH_STRANDING_DIRECTORS_CUT/ I'll roll my lucky d100 tomorrow (11:30 Pacific time) and whoever is closest can have this gem! Please make sure you have a unique number, if two people have the same number and it comes up first person with that number gets it. No editing posts, if you think of something you want to add make it a response to your comment. If I see multiple numbers from one account I'll only accept the first number that account posted. Equal distance tie goes to the lower number. Community creator please reach out if this isn't the way you want it done and I'll start it over fresh using whatever system you choose. Good luck everyone! (If I'm non responsive tomorrow night entries will be cut off and I'll get to it as quickly as possible) Edited to add platform Edit 2. I've set an alarm for 23 hours from now, there's little chance I'm passed out at that time. If all 100 numbers are used I'll post 2 more games of higher current value (thanks steam sale!) tomorrow, with 200 entry limits each. If we don't reach, no worries, I still intend to post them in the future. Last edit for this thread (probably), rolled a damn 100, also rolled 4 more rolls over 50 and a 49. You all owe my dice some good luck. I've got plenty more games to give, be sure to check this sublemmy for future giveaways.

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    Only The Punchline Donjuanme 1 year ago 100%
    To make a long story short

    To make a long story short, puff daddy's my uncle.

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    Doctor Who Donjuanme 1 year ago 96%
    I have a theory, the current doctor when you started watching is your favorite doctor. Would this apply to you?

    I started watching Dr who when the reboot was 3 seasons in, I think David Tennant was the greatest doctor. A few years later I finally got wife to give it a shot as I started a fresh rewatch in preparation for Matt Smith's second season, she was ok with Eccelston and Tennant but Matt Smith is far and away her favorite doctor. Does this pattern hold true for any other Dr fans?

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