They call them Doros.

Sadly, LJN Video Art still exists. At least this pretends to be fun.

Now you’re thinking with portals!

So that they can finish the job, right?

That’s why it’s such a special occasion.

Ah yes, the old seeing faces in the clothes perk.

The Fantastic Game is up there. So much to do, so much to see.

Sounds like a good reason to get rid of generational wealth. Count me in.

I try, but there’s only so much time and I’m the only one who actually posts things in my instances.

Sometimes all it takes is one other person posting content to provide motivation to keep going.

No more beaming! This time, I’ll walk! opens the door and it’s right there

America, please explain! I am confuse.

That’s Primal Rage, you dinguses.

I still haven’t been back to Reddit since the switch. Even if everyone else goes back, I’m gonna stay here because this place is small and tight-knit. It reminds me of what Reddit used to be.

Sega following the runaway success of the Genesis in America has always seemed like a massive pile of failures and mistakes, which is a shame because they could’ve continued their momentum with the strong franchises and inherent ability for quality game production they possessed. I will never understand why 75% of the Saturn library was never localized, or why they thought the 32x was a good idea, even with context. Imagine what could’ve been had they decided to release the Saturn a full year before the PS1.

They could try Miraheze. It’s a small nonprofit that doesn’t put any ads on the site.

Perhaps it would be a good idea to open a Reddit museum on the fediverse so people in the future can read the stories of broken arms, jolly ranchers, the Swamps of Dagobah, Streetlamp LeMoose, Kevin, and Rome Sweet Rome.

I didn't really think about it until just now, but I would totally get a new Sega console. They at least have the internal developers to make meaningful first party exclusives to justify getting one.

Number of thoughts: 254847
Number of prayers: 428476
Number of lives saved: 0

Still not as big of a mistake as Balan.

I am satisfied with where things are as it is. The promise of future improvements will only continue to increase my satisfaction. Take as long as you need.

Well said.

I usually search by new and filter by subscriptions. It moves slow enough to keep track of things as they appear.

None of them. Mobile games seem to be designed specifically to take as much money from people as possible for as little effort as possible. It’s like NFTs if they actually worked.

I still have the power plant theme stuck in my head to this day.

It’s like the Game of Thrones of arena shooters. I’m gonna laugh if TF2 somehow outlives this. At this rate, the only thing people are gonna remember about this game in 10 years is the porn.

Someone else remembers Crystal Caves! I must’ve played that game dozens of times before I got my first proper gaming console.

That, and Lemmings.

Roughly 40% of the population.

Hey, another person who likes robot combat

I would too, given what’s happened recently.

Looks like it got the hug of death.

I avoid all things Facebook like the plague.

As of the end of this month, Reddit will have completed its transformation into yet another corporatist dumpster fire. There might be a few surviving communities after the fact, in the same way that the Atari Jaguar still had some games release after the death of the console.

All the more reason to make some magazines. “If you build it they will come” and all.

Reddit kinda stopped being fun at some point, and I didn’t even realize it until I came here. The lack of doomscrolling potential here is an added bonus.

Keep fighting the good fight.

In any competitive game, golden snitch mechanics. If I'm kicking ass all game, I shouldn't instantly lose for making one tiny mistake at the 11th hour.

Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay.

It’s a controlled demolition.

Not surprising. They’re looking to prevent another Digg migration. It doesn’t look like it’s working.

Good. This is just what Reddit deserves right now.