games CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

This is why I don’t condemn shield use because you still need to be cognizant of your stamina usage. Just because you blocked an attack, that attack you blocked took a chunk of stamina and also exposed the player to further vulnerability if they are attacked in succession. Movement and timing are as vitally important when using a shield in the same skillset of two handing or using no shield. Parrying although requires correct timing to pull off which puts some vulnerability on the player because if a parry is timed wrong you can get hit but you also lose stamina on the hit, the timing is generally forgiving in all souls games and the only focus is really on understanding attack windows and nothing more. With that successful parry you trivialize the game by effectively taking advantage of the parry’s advantage which is being able to riposte the enemy for a large chunk of their health. Rinse and repeat until they are dead. Parrying is a skill lacking technique which trivializes the games

chapotraphouse CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

I’m gonna pay lots of money just to have it

fakenews CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

ACTOR, “comedian”, known to have dated a 15 year old girl inviting her to the Emmy’s in 1996 when he was 39, Director, writer, and star of cult animated classic “The Bee Movie”, and devout Zionist Jerry Seinfeld has been CAPTURED by Hamas during his stay in the occupied territories. The alleged comedian was promoting his feature length advertisement “Pop Tart” to Israeli crowds whilst also bolstering support for the fascist regime. Hamas captured Seinfeld at 3 in the morning, we know this because Hamas has allowed Jerry stay in contact with his manager who relays information to the press. “They are feeding me nothing but honey” the alleged comedian said, “Mick (Jerry’s manager) they want me to rewrite that stupid f*cking movie. If I don’t I am a dead man.” It is unknown whether or not Seinfeld is trying to make light of his situation by making a joke, but his talents in comedy are severely lacking so he must be telling the truth. Seinfeld says he is uninjured but is deeply concerned for his health as the only sustenance he receives is honey, he says Hamas want him on a honey only diet so he can “become a bee.” Jerry also said they play buzzing sounds through a speaker and have provided him with a laptop with final draft preinstalled. It is unknown how much time Seinfeld has to rewrite the script, but his manager also says he is being forced to learn to write in Arabic. Best wishes Jerry

food CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 96%

Last time I’m watching you give it a goooooo you fucking hack

askchapo CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

I need a fan for cooling down but it has to be really good and right now the options are a lasko fan that looks like a snail and a vornado rawr fan. Ideally don’t wanna spend 90$ on a fan but I don’t really care so long as it does a good job, any recommendations are appreciated

askchapo CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

Long story short I’m being suspended after rules were enforced and I keep breaking these rules, I’m in shift work and I never wait for my replacement because they always come in late so I always leave before they arrive. Ironically I’m the one being penalized in this case and not the people coming in late, I definitely know they’re pulling this now because me and a few others unionized, there’s other bs I can’t get into but it seems like they’re just trying their best to remove the unionized workers but I have no proof so it won’t benefit me. I know that one person got fired over something but they were unionized so they got rehired. I have a feeling like it won’t help my case that I’ve been leaving when I want because it just looks bad, can the union help me get a job or prevent me from termination?

chapotraphouse CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

They open up the kinder egg esque capsule to find sex images and their hand starts trembling

I want to role play as Harold Halibut

badposting CrackBurger • 4 months ago • 100%

And don’t even come to me with “well actually, it’s mostly sea life and plant matter that become oil and gas deposits and dinosaurs don’t necessarily contribute a large amount-“ SHUT UP NERD WE GET IT

music CrackBurger • 5 months ago • 100%

Drake just released a 7 minute banger but I really cannot wait for Kendrick’s response holy shit Drake is gonna get fucking bodied so hard https://youtu.be/ZkXG3ZrXlbc?si=VW9q0asclqF9t7w6 Drake’s response cw: mentions of domestic violence I think crushing the GKMC truck is kinda corny and too on the nose, but props to Drake for putting out a response so quickly, this is probably the hardest I’ve ever heard Drake go honestly who knows if it was ghost written or AI but it’s genuinely impressive coming from him. Drake also claims Kendrick abused his wife? This isn’t good, but he needs to show receipts because he could just be talking shit, the same way he claims one of his kids is someone else’s which, who cares but he’s releasing really sensitive info which may or may not hold weight. Kendrick’s response will be so fucking powerful after these claims though, he already dropped two perfect diss tracks, the second he released today which was pulling his punches, but after this it’s straight up warfare Edit: [Kendrick responded an hour later](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QiFl9Dc7D0) I need time to process this response