He ran on the whole "I'm the guy you meet up with at the local bar after a long day of hard work" campaign. He was electable because he seemed relatable (I know he went to Yale and had a childhood we could only dream of, but to the average American at the time he was your neighbor, that was his campaign and it was genius).

It was THC hash oil, but CBD is also illegal in Russia so that wouldn't really make a difference.

This was on Netflix, this exact story...

Netgear Nighthawk is the one you want if your spending money anyway.

An IQ test, Bush is a pretty smart dude despite his portrayal in modern media, he would probably win.

The Israel/Palestine thing has been going on for thousands of years, lol. Literally.

Wait until you hear about how much compost contributed to global warming...

it's like 20 short videos combined into one. The Florida saga is like a ten year long running joke at this point.

It's a lot easier to not pay a dead foreign soldier than a full time employee you have to lay off.

They have special body chemicals so the food gets them high. Basically if your doctor said you could only eat weed infused food or your stomach can't handle it. What a hard life...

No, this is the song

https://youtu.be/48vpBGFpFAM?si=WIhz82yHvs9O-v6M

I think there's a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that...

Mann Shorts, so the story line is presented in d&d format...

https://youtu.be/dEK5NVYsExI?si=cij599082CHTqclV

Cop: Ma'am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.

Florida woman: I'm getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.

(This actually happened a long time ago)

But my uncle TimTom said it was true!

That's pretty fucking close to "the final solution". Using Hitler's strategies isn't really a good look anymore.

The funny thing is Israel has money and weapons and they're not fighting literally Russia. They're not like Ukraine, they don't really need any extra help...

Why isn't Israel the ones handing out aid? They're the invading force, one of the first rules of warfare is what to do with the displaced refugees. It would be very ironic if they used "the final solution" to this problem...

There's a law that if you sue the government and win, they don't have to pay you. Good luck getting your millions, lol.

Usually when they're hungry, is it floods or droughts that brings famine this time? It's seriously sad as fuck.

Just For Men, hair and body combo pack.

Disney will sue you if you say otherwise.

We'll be using that shit to mine asteroids in the next few hundred years or less. Crazy when you think about how far science has been going.

You're supposed to smoke it, but you better get buckled up before you do because it's fucking crazy.

That's fair, I have a truck but I also have a ladder rack on it that gets used often...

My only problem with people that vape is they think they can do it where you can't smoke a cigarette and/or joint. Sorry bro, get over here with the rest of us, no one wants to smell your shitty strawberry flavored whatever.

Cut it into really small pieces, soak it something that extracts the fat cells from the grass (BBQ lighter fluid works for this), then use and acid and a base to neutralize your bucket of shit and all the DMT sinks to the bottom in solid form so just separate it from the liquid.

All the brown shit at the bottom of your concoction is pure DMT.

Not for long, this is a test war, once AI takes over air defense these things will be shot down for pennies on the dollar.

I did after school tutoring on weekends, it's not the worst thing that ever happened to me.

You obviously don't know who Leroy Jenkins is, the laws of man do not apply.

I'm more surprised bing doesn't have a fail over for whenever bing goes down.

Lead paint was non toxic until it wasn't...

Fun fact, naturally growing grass in Midwest is generally of the phalaris species, you can extract a very powerful hallucinogenic drug called DMT from it in three very simple steps. All you need is a lawnmower with a mulch bag and some pool cleaning supplies.

That is a legit trick to use when making commercials for pizza and other chain restaurant food, but not for eating...

They get built on property usually owned and leased by the city/state. The city/state usually owns a about a square mile around each highway mile so they own the land of the side of the highway and let companies build billboards and rent out the land space. That money is supposed to go to highway upkeep, but that's in a perfect world so who knows where it's going.

Wasn't Kate Middleton a lawyer before she became the Princess? Lots of great people's accomplishments get overshadowed by public fame.

They got Taylor Swift on their side after the last Eras tour fiasco.

Diamonds are the hardest mineral known to humans, it's what we use for all deep sea drilling and excavation.