Ooh fingies ~

"You take the blue Lunchly... the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Lunchly... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pedo allegations go."

This is what happens when someone is so hollowed out by hyperconsumerism that buying a fucking flashlight becomes a substitution for an identity.

This sad motherfucker soyfaces over flashlights like they were funko pops and knows more "boutique" flashlight brands than he knows people.

He has strong opinions on every minute detail of his purchases like the bevelling on the glass rims or the best method to turn the fucking light on.

He probably follows the companies' management on twitter and has intense opinions on the companies, in the way a lib redditor will know every minutiae of his political party's niche actors and figures.

A perfect consumerist zombie with no thoughts or actions that aren't filtered through consuming his Product(tm).

Absolutely horrifying.

I just discovered the remake of Car Seat Headrest's Face To Face album after sleeping on the original when it came out in 2011.

God damn, why am I getting these feels? I'm not even gay and I'm all like >tfw no bf

Yup. I've said it before, but Norwegians take russia-hysteria to a whole other level.

10 year old me:

30 year old me:

"Are you sure, doc?"

The doctor pulls out his Smith & Wesson and turns the boy's brains into meat confetti.

"I am now. 800 bucks, please."

I wonder how much homophobia would decrease if it was presented with an anime aesthetic.

I sometimes wonder what 4chan would be like today if moot actually had a spine and banned /pol/ before it turned the entire site into a recruiting ground for stormfront and other nazis.

Moot was aware of far right extremists constantly forumsliding the boards, and instead of standing up to the people literally stealing his brainchild right under his nose, he gave the bastards their own imageboard to better organise the 4chan takeover from.

Moot is the biggest cuck in internet history. He saw the nazis coming for his website and he handed it over to them for nothing. And then, when the nazi infection was complete, he sold it to a Japanese right wing scammer and extremist.

4chan was always a shithole of a website, but it used to be more of a hiding place for recluses, weirdos and outcasts than a nazi grooming forum.

I made friends there, shared in hobbies and interests and trolled the shit out of people in online games with the anons.

Now the website is a complete parody of itself.

When did we stop lusting after Judy Hopps?

Minge is a personal favorite

Pendejo Time.

Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.

The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.

My favourite bit:

https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y

This seems more like a result of extreme alienation and mental illness than any political statement.

Strong echoes of Chris-chan with this one.

Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.

I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.

My seed has become so powerful, I'm banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.

I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won't accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.

Do not underestimate the power of crystals.

Posting a video of you roasting an unidentified roadkill over a disposable charcoal grill during a gender reveal party was not okay, dude.

Man, Dutch is such a fucked up language.

I don't even speak it, but I understand like 80% of it if I just imagine the speaker is a drunk Dane trying to speak English.

Just saying, I've never had a virus with Temple OS.

Damn, even breakdancing has become gentrified

My local classic rock radio station played Welcome To The Black Parade.

It's truly over, bros.

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Damn, Gen X is getting blown the fuck out

Trigger warning: white people food

To me it sounds like an americanisation of the Norwegian surname Sørbø.

It was pretty common for norwegian migrants, if they had an Ø in their name, to just remove the dash and make it an O.

I've seen yanks named Odegard instead of the proper Ødegård, and ulvoy instead of Ulvøy, etc.

Harley Theyvidson

Trigger warning: meat

I managed to get my hands on a 4 kg slab of entrecote for laughably cheap.

Beef is insanely expensive in Norway for some reason, but today I got this huge chunk and immediately fried up some steak.

I'm currently piss-drunk and munching on the biggest, medium rare steak I've ever had, with some mashed potatoes, asparagus, onions and homemade gorgonzola sauce, and I've got enough entrecote to last me through the month.

The meatsweat is real.

Scandinavians have a long tradition of brewing moonshine.

You can easily get a 4 liter plastic jug of homemade vodka for less than what a 0.5 liter would cost in the store.

Lmao, none of them are younger than 45.

When you break the pasta in half before you boil it

Gematria, but for Das Kapital.

SHIT. But still a good chance he's an incel.

The force is not treating the incident as terror-related.

My bet is on him being a white incel, or whatever the zoomer equivalent is.

G A M E R S R I S E U P

Kind of weird that Japan is so unaccepting of transgender people when "otokonoko" and lesbian relationships are so common in the media.

Or maybe I'm doing a mistake by thinking anime gives an accurate presentation of japanese culture.

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

Pass start, but don't cum

That's a good start, but those walls are too clean and I can still see the floor.

The cups could be stacked higher, to make room for more cables and cigarette butts.

There's not enough rats and insects, so I'd reccomend leaving out more food to attract them. They leave wonderful stains on the floors and walls, breaking up the monotony.

And where are your sex toys? I don't even see a pringles can with gloves wrapped around two sponges in there.

Are you even depression maxxing?

3/10

Actually based

As a norwegian, the libs in my country have developed a form of Russia Derangement Syndrome that makes most american libs look well adjusted.

The Ukraine war has turned my countrymen's brains to mush.

He's like a Gen Z Travis Bickle.

I'm pretty sure I remember moot himself saying that he cooperated with law enforcement when they demanded IP adresses every time some 4channer broke the law.

It was from a court transcript somewhere, but you're absolutely correct in assuming 4chan is heavily monitored and participated in by law enforcers, government officials and far right recruiters.