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judaism AssaultRifle15 6 months ago 100%
The Hasmoneans will be wiped out, the Temple will lie in ruins, and Judaism will survive for another 2000 years through Yavnah and its sages.

The good part about history repeating itself is that you can know that the warmongerers will get themselves all killed, and the quiet, more studious part of Yisroel will get to keep chilling.

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Does anyone know where I can place bets on the Russian election?

It'll be a real nail biter, but I think Putin's got a decent chance this year.

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badposting AssaultRifle15 6 months ago 100%
Just pissed myself to see if I'm into it.

It turns out that I am not. I can't help but feel somewhat disappointed.

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paganism paganism What are your opinions on Christopaganism, syncretic folk practices, polydeistic Christian Witches, root workers and the like?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 7 months ago 100%

    You do you, have fun and play safe.

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    You vs. Me

    ![im-vegan](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0ac5bd87-73cd-4b0d-811e-972a630c4d34.png "emoji im-vegan")

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    chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Does anyone even remember Trump pre-2015? The guy was a joke and his show on tv sucked ass and all his brands failed.
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 7 months ago 100%

    I think Hildawg was so incredibly unappealing that people decided to vote for Anyone But Hillary. It made absolutely no sense for her to be the candidate right after the Obama admin. People who loved Obama would hate her for the racism and the weird death threat that her campaign put out when she was running against him, and people who hated Obama saw her more or less as an Obama clone without any of his charisma. She was a candidate made for people who write opinion articles and nobody else.

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  • mentalhealth Mental Health What do y'all do to cheer up?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 8 months ago 100%

    I've got two bunnies running around my place. They do cute things, like bunnies do. It's hard to be upset when you watch them frolicking together.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank Rafael Moshov of the IOF left behind a letter: "I will not return from Gaza until I send them to hell." However, on monday he was sent straight to hell with at least 23 other settlers in a large blast
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 8 months ago 100%

    The biggest warcrime on display here is that hair, am I right, ladies?

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    askchapo AssaultRifle15 8 months ago 100%
    What's your favourite colour? Don't say Red you commie fucks. Don't you get cute with me.

    Mine is purple. Specifically lavender or lilac, depending on how I'm feeling at the time.

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    games games Is the original version of Disco Elysium with the Chapo voice acting worth playing over the Final Cut version?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 8 months ago 100%

    Egg Head's portrait is better in the original. That's about it.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank sorry anarchists but as a true radical centrist im a lil bit of all this 💅
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 9 months ago 100%

    You've got it right, this is just a bad thread.

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank sorry anarchists but as a true radical centrist im a lil bit of all this 💅
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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Accidentally OD'd on instant coffee
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 9 months ago 100%

    I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse you have to actually "be exploited" and "not benefit from the super profits of imperialism" to learn how to be a communist. not all knowledge comes from books and articles.
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    I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.

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  • news news NYT investigation found that at least 200 times Israel dropped its most destructive bombs in areas it designated as safe for civilians in Gaza.” (cw bloody people)
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    So sad to see that Hamas runs the New York Times 😔

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse The New York Times tries to politically shitpost.
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 9 months ago 100%

    Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAR
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    Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog
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    food AssaultRifle15 9 months ago 98%
    Just had some authentic Champagne-brand champagne from the Champagne region

    It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.

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    the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank neoliberal redditors literally want medical professionals who cheated their way through school and are only practiced at googling shit they don't understand
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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank "Americans are adamant that US economic circumstances are getting worse. They're wrong"
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse YouTube regrettably exists
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Decade-defining image
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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Joe Brandon won't even call for ceasefire on his birthday cake
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.

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  • memes memes made an addendum to this liberal meme i saw floating around lefty reddit
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?

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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    I like the Super S on the bottom half, real 90s chic.

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  • libre libre Windows users, why don't you use/try Linux?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 80%

    I use a browser and Notepad and that's pretty much all I do on my PC. I do so little with it that learning how to use a new operating system seems far more effort than it's worth.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What is a decision or action you made, despite it being clearly stupid?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%

    Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad idea.

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    judaism AssaultRifle15 10 months ago 100%
    I loved my Bubbie, but I'm glad she's already passed because I know her take on the current situation would've been heinous.

    Ḥanukkah's probably not going to be much fun this year, but it's mostly just me and a bunch of cousins so I don't really care if they yell at me. We never really talk politics so maybe they'll actually turn out to be cool, who knows.

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    science_memes Science Memes Go on, cry, sadboy.
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 11 months ago 92%

    If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

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    chapotraphouse AssaultRifle15 11 months ago 99%
    The man I've kept locked in my basement for 18 years broke out and attacked me, completely unprovoked. Can I get some sympathy in these trying times?

    I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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    the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank The most pro-union liberal
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 97%

    They're 16 years old. It's perfectly natural to be a complete idiot when you're a child. I was a bog-standard libertarian at their age, there's still plenty of time to turn around.

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  • chat chat How can we find more left unity?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    I think most of the rev-left is in sync when they're considering what they actually can influence. The unfortunate fact of the matter is that for the most part the Western left has been crushed or defanged or otherwise rendered insignificant. It's hard enough to effect (affect?) any change within your own apartment building, let alone your street, let alone your borough, let alone your city, let alone your province, let alone your country- certainly there's extremely little you can do to influence a different country on a continent that's an ocean away.

    As a leftist within the imperial core, whether you think there's an ongoing Uyghur genocide or you think the CCP is giving them the best possible lives, you have the exact same amount of influence over their futures: absolutely none. I'm all for internationalism, but we need to be honest about where we are right now. You've got to think and act local before global action is anything other than a fantasy.

    When it comes to issues effecting their municipalities, I think most ancoms and MLs would be in agreement. We can start infighting when we get actual power, until then all the slap-fights are ultimately just about aesthetics. Knock it off and actually do something to help the underclasses within your reach.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Uh, so, if I wanted better odds to survive ecological collapse, where would I move to and what would I do? Mostly hypothetical because I'll probably just stay put and bite the bullet lol.
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    A lot of bougies are building their doomsday bunkers in New Zealand, so based on that alone I'd guess NZ is safe. Then again, if the wealthy are good at anything it's being very confidently wrong, so maybe not.

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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver's licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.

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  • askchapo askchapo How long do you think that the USA has left before it collapses?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    Don't worry, things can and will get much, much, much worse. Most Americans have a roof over their heads, plenty of corn syrup to fill their bellies and enough treats to keep themselves occupied. The US is definitely declining, but an outright collapse is still very far away.

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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    How hard can it be? Put a magnet on the railroad tracks, then stick another magnet with the same polarity under the train. Bam, maglev.

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  • memes Memes you either in the huddle or you out the huddle
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    Whether they're all-in on China or think that Xi is the anti-Christ, the end result is exactly the same: absolutely nothing whatsoever. There isn't a local left, much less a national left; certainly there isn't anything that anybody could seriously call an international movement. The opinions of random westerners mean absolutely nothing to the CCP. Fixating on what we have zero influence over is wholly unproductive.

    Maybe in 20 years we'll have cobbled together a movement that Beijing thinks is even worth offering a nod to, but right now we're a bit too irrelevant to worry about our place on the global stage.

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  • asklemmygrad Ask Lemmygrad Do you think that Capitalism can be defeated now or in the future? And if so, what is your best guess that in which year it will happen and why? Give me a specific year
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    I can't see it happening in my lifetime, but as conditions continue to degrade I'd like to believe alternatives will present themselves by pure necessity. When global warming hits +4°C, I should hope people would start breaking into the shelters the rich are hoping to ride out the apocalypse in.

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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    Replace them with someone who more or less fills the same social niche. Your heart is a callous bastard and will completely overwrite all that worn-out nostalgia with memories of the new hotness. It's pretty awful in the abstract, but I've found that the only reliable to get over somebody is to make them redundant.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy How many showers do you take a day?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    😬 THIS IS MY FRIENDLY FACE

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  • food food Disgusting half an inch or thicker “pancakes” aren’t good at all… crepes are the only pancake
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 12 months ago 100%

    A sugary tortilla is not a pancake, it doesn't matter if you give it a goofy French name. Cakes have girth.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What's smth you feel most guilty about doing in a relationship? Current or past relationship.
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%

    A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn't think of a single thing to say. I don't blame her for leaving me not too long after that.

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  • memes Memes Liberals doing mental gymnastics to keep the spy balloon conspiracy theory alive 😂
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%

    The alternative is admitting that they had a complete meltdown over a balloon. People can force themselves to believe basically anything if it can save them the embarrassment of admitting they were enthusiastically wrong.

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  • alwaysthesamemap Always the Same Map Stumbled upon it on the forsaken lands of r*ddit, at least SA is (mostly) green
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%

    It's sad how many countries are doing absolutely nothing to protect their citizens from exposure to Germany.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse What if we, as a forum, legally adopted a child together? Would that stop our struggle sessions?
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  • AssaultRifle15 AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%

    As long as it's an indoor child. If you let your kid outside it's just going to end up killing a ton of birds.

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    Actually, I *don't* have to imagine Sisyphus happy

    Fucking frog thinks he can tell me what to think.

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    worldnews World News China helpfully escorts Canadian warships that evidently got lost close to Chinese coast
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    Thankfully it was only a warship, if it was a balloon things might have gotten serious.

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    chapotraphouse AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%
    A tragedy of Hexbear being a product of the modern era

    When we get popular enough to start inspiring feature-length porn parodies, we'll get stuck with a bullshit title like 'Hexbear: A XXX Parody' when 'Sexbear' or 'Hexxxbear' are right there.

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    fashion AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%
    How do I incorporate hair ribbons into my look without looking like I'm doing Founding Fathers' cosplay?

    I've got long, wavy hair that I'm trying to figure out what to do with. I already had my manbun phase nearly a decade ago, and settling for a plain, unadorned ponytail is more than a bit gauche. I've been thinking of putting a nice silk ribbon in there, but I'm worried that instead of looking like a modern man who doesn't feel threatened by wearing traditionally feminine accessories, that I'll instead just look like some sort of colonial re-enactor. I'm trying to find examples of manly men with hair ribbons and I'm coming up with absolutely nothing. Does anyone have suggestions for what I should be going for?

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    chapotraphouse AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%
    A meditation on the proliferation of Mommy Dommes

    I've been thinking about the steady increase of porno involving siblings, parents, or some sort of parental substitute (sexy teacher, lascivious nanny, etc). I'm convinced that this is the result of further atomization under capitalism. As social relations and active participation in community continue to degrade, essentially the only people you will have any sort of meaningful connection to will be your immediate family. If you're lucky you picked up some friends at school and got along well with your co-workers, but it's very likely that you have no emotional ties or experienced any sort of physicality with anybody outside of who you grew up with. Of course you're going to end up horny for Daddy when everyone outside of the nuclear family is basically an alien that you're incapable of feeling any sort of connection to. Somebody's probably thought about this more than I have, but I don't feel like I'm off-base in saying that incest increases in popularity as everyone's social circles continue to contract. Or maybe Freud was right and people have always wanted to fuck their moms, I don't know.

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    chat AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%
    it's my cakeday! le updoots to the left!

    jesus christ have i already wasted three years of my life on this website

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    askchapo AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%
    Is it fun to fly a kite?

    It seems pretty boring if I'm being honest. I'd like to try it just to see what the deal is, but I don't even know where you'd buy a kite these days, let alone rent one. Tell me that flying a kite sucks so I don't have to feel like I missed out on something.

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    christianity AssaultRifle15 1 year ago 100%
    Is there any way to leave Heaven?

    I'm not trying to be an asshole here. I'm sure I would love to gaze upon the Presence and Glory of God for, say, 1,000,000 years or so, but nothing stays exciting forever. How do I politely tell God that I want to go for that Buddhist final death thing?

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    judaism AssaultRifle15 2 years ago 100%
    If I was unbirthed by a Jewish woman, would that make me Jewish under halakhah?

    I'm getting real tired of rabbis dismissing me because my Judaism comes from my father and not my mother, and I'm willing to go to extremes to correct this.

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    askchapo AssaultRifle15 2 years ago 0%
    If you were amoral and shameless, what grift would you get in on?

    I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.

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    doomer AssaultRifle15 2 years ago 0%
    In a certain sense, isn't it pretty cool to be living in the Terminal Epoch?

    Obviously the day-to-day reality of it isn't so great, I'm speaking on a purely conceptual level.

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    judaism AssaultRifle15 2 years ago 100%
    How should I read the Tanakh?

    I picked up a previously loved copy of The Holy Scriptures today because I want to know what the big deal is. For some reason I was expecting it to be a lot smaller. Before diving into all 1624 pages, I was wondering if there's a recommended approach to reading the text in full. Is there a particular order to chapters/books that's better, or some stuff that can be skipped or skimmed over? Are there any particularly spicy bits I should focus on?

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    askchapo AssaultRifle15 3 years ago 100%
    Why do Sovereign Citizens still exist? https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/kROK5yqEkq.jpg

    Most wacky conspiracy theories manage to survive by being impossible to either prove or disprove, but Sovereign Citizens love filming themselves trying to talk their way out of being arrested or charged and subsequently eating shit. All the conspiracists these days are downloading their beliefs from YouTube and going wherever the algorithm takes them, so anyone looking at information on Sovereign Citizenery is also seeing the videos of people trying to put it into action and failing miserably. How do people convince themselves that this is real when there are so many videos of people with similarly melted brains proving that this absolutely never works? I'm genuinely curious about what the rationale is. Do they think all the videos of judges telling Sovereign Citizens to shut the fuck up are fake, or that they didn't follow the script closely enough?

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAR
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    Is your washroom breeding Bolsheviks?

    Original 1930's ad on the left, recreation from a Libcom.org user on the right.

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    food AssaultRifle15 4 years ago 0%
    I just wanted to take this downvote-free opportunity to say fuck cilantro.

    Awful, awful trash. If I see it in a recipe I disregard it entirely because clearly the author has defective taste buds and cannot be trusted. Don't hate me for being right.

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    main AssaultRifle15 4 years ago 100%
    When Canada became a dictatorship: 50 years after Quebec’s ‘October Crisis’ www.peoplesworld.org

    > October marks 50 years since Canada’s “October Crisis” of 1970, during which Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (father of the current PM) invoked the War Measures Act, suspended civil and democratic rights across Canada and sent thousands of troops to occupy Quebec. The government’s real purpose for this unprecedented act during peacetime was to suppress the struggle for national self-determination in Quebec, and to intimidate the working-class and democratic forces in Quebec and across Canada.

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