Whenever Noam Chomsky is in the news I feel terrible

It’s not because he has terrible politics (although maybe I should hate him for that) it’s just he looks like a mildew infested muppet that’s been locked in a grandma’s basement for thirty odd years and it just makes me feel bad. Like please just put him out of his misery already, I just feel bad looking at him. Like he’s a pile of potato skins, dried collard greens, a wet wrinkled piece of paper. It’s just sad. Can the media stop interviewing him already and just let him retire in his dusty home?