UK Politics
Farage will not hold face-to-face surgeries
smeg 3 hours ago • 100%
Well I do now
smeg 4 hours ago • 100%
I just meant decorative usage of the wheel covers
smeg 4 hours ago • 100%
What did you think of the Alfa Romeo ones? I remember them being the only other interesting ones.
smeg 4 hours ago • 100%
Not a fan of Google but I think the wheel covers actually look great, especially compared to all the other boring ones.
smeg 11 hours ago • 100%
Hamilton's quote in context
"With what he is saying, I don't like how he expressed it. Saying it was rappers was very stereotypical, and if you think most rappers are black, it really points it towards, 'We're not like them'.
"So I think those were the wrong choice of words, and there is a racial element there, but as I said, I agree with cleaning it up a little bit."
smeg 11 hours ago • 100%
A whole lot of nothing in that article. Car looks great though!
Formula 1
[Motorsport] Max on swearing in F1: "I couldn't even say the F word...it's not even that bad. What are we 5 year olds 6 year olds?"
smeg 11 hours ago • 100%
I've never heard anyone call it anything other than Sauber since Alfa left!
Formula 1
[Motorsport] Max on swearing in F1: "I couldn't even say the F word...it's not even that bad. What are we 5 year olds 6 year olds?"
smeg 11 hours ago • 100%
We could censor "visa cash app racing bulls" though
Formula 1
[Motorsport] Max on swearing in F1: "I couldn't even say the F word...it's not even that bad. What are we 5 year olds 6 year olds?"
smeg 13 hours ago • 100%
it's not even that bad
Given some of the other words Max has said on the radio this is an accurate statement
Formuladank – No.1 source of motorsport news since 1837
K-Mag after serving a race ban for his driving standards
smeg 13 hours ago • 80%
#MAD MAG
okmatewanker
its called a half-pint, you absolute melts
smeg 14 hours ago • 100%
A poor-man's Sunday Sport
evans018creations.itch.io
Strategic board game for Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 21st September
www.microsoft.com
Fantasy RPG for Windows, free on the Microsoft Store until 22nd September >Embark on a dangerous quest to save the city from the dragon threat. In your travels around the world, you come to a city that has just experienced a dragon attack. No one knows where the terrible beast came from. While people live in fear, a little boy, an orphan named Brent, dreams of courageous acts that will bring him recognition. The desire for justice brings you to a joint quest with Brent. You have to go into the dangerous wilderness, find the dragon and fight the greatest struggle of your life. Your heroic courage and your skills will save the city from evil.
smeg 18 hours ago • 100%
Been reading too many Lemmy jeans shitposts I see. New title sponsor of Heinz being announced next week?
And Finally...
Gatwick train cancelled after squirrels board and 'refuse to leave'
smeg 18 hours ago • 89%
Australia: 'Had to hop over a few rattlers on the way in today'
India: 'Lol I just picked up a cobra and threw it out the window'
Blighty: 'Thankfully I was able to flee the squirrels and make it to safety, fortunately I was wearing my brown trousers'
okmatewanker
its called a half-pint, you absolute melts
smeg 19 hours ago • 100%
Surely a fine publication such as the Mirror wouldn't publish a misleading headline?
okmatewanker
its called a half-pint, you absolute melts
smeg 1 day ago • 100%
We don't have a link to the article so we don't know exactly what they're doing, but I feel it's unlikely that they've just replaced pints with half pints. Or maybe they have, that would be even weirder!
okmatewanker
its called a half-pint, you absolute melts
smeg 1 day ago • 100%
Well that's illegal, and I can literally point to the letter of the law:
Some goods must be sold in fixed sizes known as ‘specified quantities’.
Draught beer and cider: Third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint
Formula 1
Mercedes unveils one-off livery for Singapore to celebrate Petronas - Motorsport Week
smeg 1 day ago • 100%
Special: 
Normal: 
RPGMemes smeg 1 day ago • 100%
I don't, but whoever they are I look down on them from atop a giant dwarf
Steam Deck
Frame of Mind developer ended up coding the game on Steam Deck for a year
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
Read the story, it wasn't just for fun, it was their only working PC!
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
(Also at level 18 you can become even larger)
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
Who needs friends? A level 3 duergar rune knight can use giant's might and enlarge person to become huge in one turn, and then action surge to get wrestling right away!
RetroGaming
Random Zelda Fan Project Turns 'A Link To The Past' Into Roguelike Dungeon Crawler | Time Extension
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
Depends if you're only using it for twenty seconds
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
It sounds like a joke, but I think that's actually an ideal situation for everyone involved. Sauber already have Audi's cash coming but they're still looking for a driver, Williams have two great drivers already but are desperate for money, and Colapinto has already proven himself and now just needs a seat!
Androidsmeg 2 days ago • 100%
Do they make add-on keyboards for phones that fold over the screen like the ones for Surface-style tablets?
gaming.amazon.com
Point-and-click puzzle for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 6th November >A fire at the local asylum takes on a supernatural life of its own in GrandMA Studios' Whispered Secrets: Everburning Candle Collector's Edition! You're called in to investigate and soon uncover dark dealings behind the scenes, with the lives of several patients at stake. Who are these so-called 'outcasts,' and why are they really here? Douse the flames on this mystery as you explore hidden-object puzzles and solve challenging mini-games!
normalcup.itch.io
Indie mystery for Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 19th September
Science Memes
Oxygen
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
That was a good read!
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
After a decade of identical rectangles it's nice to see some crazy shit again
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
Well Flavio is back in the paddock!
Free Video Game Giveaways
[Itch.io] What Not Halloween Pack (4 games)
smeg 2 days ago • 100%
I have really been enjoying Bones in the Boneyard, it's a super simple tetris-like with some spooky scary skeletons that make the match-three mechanism a little harder
homeassistant
Why is Home Assistant an operating system and not an application installable through distro packages?
smeg 3 days ago • 100%
SystemHome Assistant OS, the Home Assistant Operating System, is an embedded, minimalistic, operating system designed to run the Home Assistant ecosystem. It is the recommended installation method for most users.
gaming.amazon.com
Retro platformer for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 6th November >Gravity Circuit is a flashy action-packed 2D platformer in the spirit of console classics. Follow Kai, a lone operative war hero who harnesses the mysterious powers of the Gravity Circuit, on an adventure in a futuristic world inhabited by sentient robots.
15joldersmat.itch.io
Grid-based strategy game for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io until 18th September
smeg 3 days ago • 100%
Got a direct link to the video?
Comic Strips
X-communication
Science Memes
Platypuses
smeg 3 days ago • 100%
Yeah that raised an eyebrow. For anyone whose eyebrows remained unraised, fluorescence is glowing under UV.
smeg 3 days ago • 100%
He owes it all to Carlos again!
Non-Political Memes
Feline!
smeg 3 days ago • 100%
🙇♂️ 🤷♂️ 🚬😼
Gamingsmeg 3 days ago • 100%
or fuck with your phone volume turned on
At least they turn up the volume so you don't have to hear them fuck
Gamessmeg 4 days ago • 100%
You escaped addiction (hopefully) without too many long-term consequences, hopefully that remorse will help you avoid similar situations in the future :)
smeg 4 days ago • 100%
Maybe it's picking up words like "assassin" unintentionally
gaming.amazon.com
Point-and-click adventure for Windows, free on GOG for Amazon Prime subscribers until 6th November >South of the Circle is a narrative adventure telling the story of Peter, a Cambridge academic who finds himself fighting for survival in Antarctica during the 1960’s Cold War. Peter flashes back to his life at the university and his relationship with a fellow lecturer, Clara. >South of the Circle is a unique experience about memory, survival, and the consequences of not dealing with the past. As Peter battles against the harsh conditions and his attempts to escape the ice become more desperate, the lines between his past and present begin to blur.
Humorsmeg 4 days ago • 100%
Link broken, this is the working link from the OP
ikeera.itch.io
Indie horror (last one for a few days at least, I promise!) for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io **ending tonight** >Trapped in a mysterious room, your only way out is through a locked door with a secret code. In Kairotic Nightmare, you'll journey between the past and present to uncover hidden clues and solve puzzles that reveal the code to escape. But beware—the shifting timelines are filled with eerie mysteries and unexpected horrors.
Free Video Game Giveaways
[Itch.io] Caribbean Crashers
smeg 4 days ago • 100%
I only remembered to post this one quite late so it had probably already finished, alas
smeg 4 days ago • 100%
A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:
- bumsucker
- assass
- scumstick
- dogboy
- poophat
- pissshit
- wankbag
- dirtclown
xa44.itch.io
Endless fighting indie for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io **ending tonight**
bloxhill.itch.io
Pirate battle indie for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io **ending tonight** >Embark on a thrilling and strategic adventure in "Caribbean Crashers," a captivating game that combines tactical prowess with explosive action. Set in the sun-soaked, pirate-infested waters of the Caribbean, this strategic masterpiece will challenge your skills as you lead a crew of daring pirates on a quest for riches and glory.
flashgames2024.itch.io
A very serious satire about American politics for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io **ending tonight**
despairlab-games.itch.io
>You went hiking in the forest with your friends, but you didn't find your way back at night, so you made a campfire. However, while the campfire was burning, you fell asleep, and your friends died! Someone killed them, and now that someone wants you! Be careful, don't let the campfire go out because if it does, he can attack! You've called for help, but unfortunately, help is taking a long time! Help will only find you in five nights! Until then, you must be careful every night to keep the campfire alive and you must find sticks to keep the campfire alive!
Two indie horrors, pay-what-you-want on itch.io until 15th September: * [Nightmare](https://nekitgames.itch.io/nightmare), Windows * [Underground](https://nekitgames.itch.io/underground), Linux and Windows (also features finding rubber ducks, so I'm probably stretching the definition of "horror" here)
Musical platformer for Windows, free [again](https://feddit.uk/post/7720299) on IndieGala >Dash, jump and fly your way through epic levels with rhythm-based gameplay! Create, share and play custom levels with a wide variety of music soundtracks.
gaming.amazon.com
Card-based fantasy roguelike for Windows, free on Epic Games for Amazon Prime subscribers until 6th November >The Lich has thrown the world into a timeless loop and plunged its inhabitants into never-ending chaos. Wield an expanding deck of mystical cards to place enemies, buildings, and terrain along each unique expedition loop for the brave hero.
jokerddzz.itch.io
Cute arena combat indie for Linux and Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 16th September
cbunsee.itch.io
Escape room puzzle for Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 15th September
gaming.amazon.com
Indie third-person shooter for Windows, free on Epic Games for Amazon Prime subscribers until 16th October >Gilly, the owner of a local arcade, is trying to save his business from a faceless mega corporation. To do so he takes all the top arcade games and connects them to make a super game. Unfortunately the mega corporation, Fun Fun Co., hacks the game and injects a virus. You and your friends need to save the game and the last hometown arcade.
Co-op rhythm-based puzzle for Windows, free on Epic Games until 19th September >It’s Super Crazy Rhythm Castle, the chaotic rhythm adventure! A puzzling co-op mashup unlike anything you've ever heard – work together to think outside the box while keeping your combo. Solo, or with a band of up to three friends… Can you conquer the castle?
gaming.amazon.com
Minimalist indie strategy game for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 23rd October >Masterplan Tycoon is a minimalistic resource management sim. Everything in the game is simple and consistent. The nodes are buildings. The pins are contact points between them. The links are roads between buildings. >Your task in this game is to manage the available space and connect everything correctly so the products get delivered to the intended destination. Masterplan Tycoon depicts all the elements schematically, which means you may focus on managing the flow of resources with nothing to distract you from this exciting process.
www.microsoft.com
Fantasy RPG for Windows, free on the Microsoft Store until 16th September >Your uncle Brent raised you as a skilled hunter. Fate, however, gave you a different path than a peaceful village life. An ancient evil awakened, shattering the whole kingdom. Dark monsters climbed out of holes and people died under the falling mountains. You are left alone to face the great evil. You must set out on a long journey through the four valleys and save the kingdom on the brink of destruction. Your courage and your skills will forge a new hero of the kingdom.
gaming.amazon.com
Indie beat-em-up for Windows, free on GOG for Amazon Prime subscribers until 23rd October >You’re Babyface, a former member of the criminal underworld lured back into “the life” by a mysterious AI drone. Your mission against impossible odds: Fight your way across the city before sunrise, and prevent a citywide criminal takeover together. >Engage in a brutal and hyper-kinetic brawling ballet, using every environmental tool and street fighting technique at your disposal. Level up your abilities to take down the mounting onslaught of bozos, cronies, and crime lords. 
www.fanatical.com
Pixel-art fantasy roguelike for Windows, free on Steam via Fanatical until 15th September >A fusion of roguelikes and auto-battlers like never before seen. Recruit a party of mysterious heroes, navigate deadly lands, collect an arsenal of magical items, and vanquish a new evil threatening the realm!
intimidation-crab.itch.io
Indie Godzilla simulator for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io until 11th September >Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage is a goofy, first-person game that lets you play as an avenging Kaiju and terrorize an island chain
gaming.amazon.com
Fantasy RPG for Windows, free on GOG for Amazon Prime subscribers until 23rd October. Some [pretty positive comments when it was last free on Epic](https://feddit.uk/post/11325280). >CAT QUEST II is a 2D open-world action-RPG set in a fantasy realm of cats and dogs. Under threat from a continuing war between the cats of Felingard and the advancing dogs of the Lupus Empire, CAT QUEST II tells the tail of two kings, brought together against their will, on a journey of paw-some discovery to reclaim their thrones. >Play as both a cat and dog as you explore their kingdoms solo or with a friend! Quest in a world filled with magic and curious monsters, and go on a catventure like never before! >Following the success of the acclaimed CAT QUEST, developers The Gentlebros return to the world of Felingard to expand on the original with more explosive spells, expanded weapon options, an exciting new character switch mechanic, and local co-op! 
gaming.amazon.com
Indie ~~Harry Potter~~ *unbranded wizard school* adventure for Windows, free on GOG for Amazon Prime subscribers until 23rd October >In Spells & Secrets, you are a first-year student of the magic arts, arriving at the Academy of Greifenstein. Set in a world and time like ours, you are excited to live and learn together with your fellow students and professors at the impressive magical castle. A strange incident on your first day throws the school into turmoil. It's up to you to save the ever-changing castle and rescue your lost schoolmates. Use your spells creatively to fight off magical creatures, explore the school grounds, and uncover the castle's secrets to reveal the mystery surrounding it. 
Shooter for Windows, free on Epic games until 12th September >Become the ultimate assassin in the most realistic sniping game available. Engage in an immersive campaign across large, open-ended maps. >Fulfill contracts that offer clear objectives with a fixed monetary reward and options to complete bonus challenges for payouts. With hundreds of ways to take down a wide range of targets, Contracts offers precise, strategic sniping gameplay at its absolute best. >Play as a paid assassin; a hit man for hire, and beware of rival snipers who won’t hesitate to disrupt your best-laid plans.
b-render.itch.io
Remake of a classic flash game for Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 12th September (along with [a few others](https://feddit.uk/post/16644560))
gaming.amazon.com
Influencer simulator for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 16th October >Start from humble beginnings and take charge of the daily life of a wannabe influencer. 
atmopixel.itch.io
Short retro indie horror for Linux and Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io **ending tonight** >Your elderly neighbor, Mrs. Olson, is leaving town for a week and asks you to watch over her cozy apartment. The tasks seem simple: water her plants, feed her cat, and pick up her mail. However, things don't go as planned. Can you face the unexpected danger?
Retro 2D platformer for Windows, free [again](https://feddit.uk/post/6074820) on IndieGala >When a global war nearly decimated humankind, an evil military organization called Oniken takes advantage of the situation to dominate and oppress the few remaining survivors. Even though any resistance to this organization seemed hopeless, a small rebel movement organizes strikes against Oniken. One day, a ninja mercenary named Zaku offers his services to the resistance for unknown reasons. His moves are lethal and now he is the resistance's only hope. >Oniken is an action platform game highly inspired by the 1980's, its games and its movies. You can see this not only in the graphics and sound design, but also in Oniken's story and difficulty.
pehriska.itch.io
Indie cyberpunk RPG for Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io **ending today** >Explore a brand-new district of a futuristic city. Character focused story with 12k+ of dialogue. Narrative RPG/adventure style objectives. Use stealth, force or cunning to complete your mission. Utilise a new hacking skill to explore areas of the map. Explore to reveal elements of an intricate universe. Customise your look and apartment. Talk to a new and returning cast of diverse characters. Multiple endings based on your actions.
gaming.amazon.com
Three Lego adventures for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 9th October 
gaming.amazon.com
Action adventure for Windows, free on Epic Games for Amazon Prime subscribers until 5th October 
Management game for Windows, free on Epic games until 12th September
nightframes.itch.io
A quick indie dungeon-crawler for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-daily-post/news/kaweraus-scott-forrest-named-worlds-top-tree-climber-for-the-fourth-time/3SAGTSRLQ5QOMFHRFRQUUKAYBU/
gaming.amazon.com
Hack and slash roguelike for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 9th October >Samurai Bringer is a roguelite action game with levels that change with every playthrough, where you cut down hordes of Samurai and Demons to collect combat techniques and polish your fighting style in order to defeat Yamata-no-Orochi, the eight-headed dragon of Japanese mythology. 
Retro indie horror for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io until 10th September
gaming.amazon.com
Indie roguelike adventure for Windows, free for Amazon Prime subscribers until 1st October >Welcome to the Wall World, a mining rogue-lite with tower defense elements. Explore procedurally generated mines and discover fantastical biomes. Find resources and technologies for purchasing valuable upgrades. Fight off hordes of aggressive monsters using your mobile base. Roam the Wall freely day and night, in various weather conditions. Find traces of the others and boldly mine where no man has mined before. 