programmer_humor Programmer Humor I redid the meme with what hurts me
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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearRA
    rain_worl
    2 hours ago 100%

    js is similar, though it does not include python's precalculated numbers
    calculates integers from -5 to 256, see:

    > a = 100
    > b = 100
    > c = 1000
    > d = 1000
    > a is b
    True
    > c is d
    False
    
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  • programmer_humor Programmer Humor What a stupid guy
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    rain_worl
    3 hours ago 100%

    tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
    another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

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  • mathmemes Math Memes found a meme. made it more accurate
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    Math Memes rain_worl 2 days ago 98%
    found a meme. made it more accurate

    better version of https://lemmy.world/post/13004571 made using gimp

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    mathmemes Math Memes YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO THIS WHOLE TIME!
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    rain_worl
    2 days ago 100%

    try this javascript snippet: (245850922/78256779)==Math.PI
    source: some old paper that i can't find anymore, unfortunately author got burned at the stake

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  • mathmemes Math Memes yeah whats wrong
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    rain_worl
    2 days ago 100%

    only length satisfying the triangle requirement (for any three sides a, b, and c, a+b>c) is 1, resulting in a non-right angle. the pythagorean theorem therefore gives you a complex value, going: "heh, show me that length not working!"

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearRA
    rain_worl
    2 days ago 100%

    gonna state this: html is a language, but not a PROGRAMMING language. each individual regex is also a language. assumed that you thought "language" and "programming language" were equivalent
    sidenote: "gonna state this:" could be prefixed to any comment without changing the meaning, but it sure does change the vibe

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearRA
    rain_worl
    7 days ago 100%

    way easier to learn the entirety of c than other programming languages
    well, the entirety, not counting really pedantic stuff
    doesn't mean it's easier to use either

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  • programminghumor Programming Humor The future is here
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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearRA
    rain_worl
    7 days ago 100%

    hacker in movie, at green glowing terminal

    static struct audit_tree *alloc_tree(const char *... | She found herself getting wet between her
    {                                                    | legs, her nipples getting hard as she
        struct audit_tree *tree;                         | imagined the person who wrote this code
                                                         | touching her in ways that she had never
        tree = kmalloc(struct_size(tree, pathname, st... | been touched before.
        if (tree) {                                      |
            refcount_set(&tree->count, 1);               | And as she continued to imagine what it
            tree->goner = 0;                             | would be like to be with this person,
            INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->chunks);               | Anna started to lose herself in the
            INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->rules);                | fantasy, letting her mind wander to
            INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->list);                 | places that she had never explored before.
            INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->same_root);            |
            tree->root = NULL;                           | She started to imagine the feel of their
            strcpy(tree->pathname, s);                   | hands on her body, the way their lips
        }                                                | would move against hers, the way their
        return tree;                                     | tongue would explore her sweet, sweet lips.
    }                                                    |
                                                         | She imagined the sound of their...
    static inline void get_tree(struct audit_tree *tr... |
    {                                                    |
        refcount_inc(&tree->count);                      |
    }                                                    |
    

    (code is random piece of linux kernel, licensed under gpl 2)

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearRA
    rain_worl
    7 days ago 100%

    the only think i don't agree with on that site is that some sites shouldn't look like that. it is gorgeous. we must abolish css.

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  • programminghumor Programming Humor Windows compatibility
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    rain_worl
    7 days ago 100%

    oh my god
    i did not get the joke
    throwing people out of WINDOWS
    I LITERALLY DID NOT GET THAT

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  • programmerhumor Programmer Humor So that's where the GO logo comes from!
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    rain_worl
    3 weeks ago 100%

    handy c port

    char penis[] = "penis";
    #define NULL &penis
    //yes, this is inside of a function.
    if (found_start) {
      return data_so_far;
    } else {
      return NULL;
    }
    
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