news News U.S. passports can now be renewed online, State Department announces - CBS News
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 10 hours ago 100%

    Not OP, but yes, I had to submit a new picture. You're able to take and submit it from your phone, same guidelines. I also got mine in about 2 weeks.

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  • politics politics Trump just introduced a new, dangerous immigration proposal
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 days ago 100%

    He's been following the Nazi playbook for years now. One of their top plays there was discrediting the media, the Lügenpresse. Doesn't help that half of the news outlets bent down to kiss his feet and Elon bought up and intentionally tanked one of the biggest social media outlets in the world. The rest are apparently all liars who are out to get him.

    Next is make your average working class scared. You do this by giving them something to be scared of, then make them mad at it, then offer a solution to the problem people didn't even know they had. Just takes a quick read on the US Holocaust Museum before it all starts sounding super familiar.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Possibly, and yet somehow not comforting.
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 days ago 93%

    This photo has all the hallmarks of "I don't give a fuck! For the next five minutes, we're a happy family! Just shut up and smile for the fucking picture!"

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  • memes memes Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 days ago 100%

    Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.

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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 4 days ago 100%

    Ngl, I always loved watching the lobsters and crabs...

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  • aww aww An exclusive club
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 1 week ago 66%

    Edit: How did I post nothing here?

    Anyway... I dunno, this seems apt...

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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 87%

    They definitely remembered the consummate Vs, but didn't get the the S and more different S right. Also, that's a stubby claw more than a beefy arm.

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  • politics politics Nikki Haley, asked if she thinks Trump is a "good candidate," replies "I think he is the Republican nominee"
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 96%

    "I don't have to think. The party has already told me how to think."

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  • politics politics 'It's a lie': Trump's 'own campaign' failed to substantiate ex-president's new rally claim
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 96%

    Sounds like Trump's been hanging out with Alex Jones. Next he'll start complaining that all school shootings are fake.

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  • politics politics Trump says change 25th Amendment to oust VPs who conspire to ‘cover up’ incapacity of president: ‘That’s what they did!’
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 96%

    Pence just whistling and walking away...

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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 88%

    🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶

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  • news News Trump rebrands his ramblings as ‘I do the weave’ – but is he just losing it?
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 95%

    In psychological terms we call that tangentiality or a tangential affect. Where the subject starts on one topic, and then continually digresses to other loosely or unrelated topics. It's a marker for mental illness.

    Or we could just call it what it is, pulling it out of your ass.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Bro almost lost his job 😭
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    It's an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!

    It was my grandfather's car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I've only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It's been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!

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  • politics politics Trump accepts key endorsement from police union while celebrating sentencing delay on felony charges
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Because to them, he never did anything wrong. He was always innocent and is being unjustly persecuted.

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  • world World News "Russian spy" beluga whale that was found dead "had multiple bullet wounds," animal rights group says
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Weird, I wonder if it's a difference between instances or maybe clients?

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  • world World News "Russian spy" beluga whale that was found dead "had multiple bullet wounds," animal rights group says
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Not every single comment, but 100% a troll account or a very sick individual.

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  • politics politics Judge Moves Donald Trump’s Sentencing In Hush Money Trial To Nov. 26
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    "The public’s confidence in the integrity of our judicial system demands a sentencing hearing that is entirely focused on the verdict of the jury and the weighing of aggravating and mitigating factors free from distraction and distortion"

    The public's confidence in the integrity of our judicial system demands to see justice served you kowtowing stooge! Grow a pair and do your fucking job!

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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    In all the years I've had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I'll never be able to unsee it now!

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  • world World News "Russian spy" beluga whale that was found dead "had multiple bullet wounds," animal rights group says
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    In the time it took you to write this, you could have gone on Google and proven to yourself that it is. Instead, you doubled down on ignorance. Good job!

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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.

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  • games Games Is Elder Scrolls 6 doomed to fail? I can't see how it will work
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 77%

    I strongly disagree. I've had immense fun in every Bethesda game, including Starfield and 76. I've put hundreds of hours into all of their games, possibly over a thousand for games like FO3 and Oblivion. The only one that truly failed to grasp my attention was ESO. My only real complaint about Starfield was NG+. Losing over a hundred hours of collecting and ship/settlement building isn't new game plus. It's a prestige system, and although it makes sense given the ending, it's a shitty way to restart an RPG. Nonetheless, I've still gotten 180 hours out of it. Hell, I just started a fresh game last week and started modding the hell out of it.

    With Bethesda, their games are about the fun you make. Sorry if you didn't enjoy the experiences, but maybe some of them just weren't meant for you. Personally, I'm looking forward to ES6 and sinking a few hundred hours into it. If it's a bad game, so be it, but I honestly can't wait to see what they do!

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  • memes memes How it works
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 83%

    Today I realized Pizza Hut and Book-It are the reason that every time I finish a book I crave pizza...

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming AI Learns To Play Super Mario Kart On SNES | Retro Gaming News 24/7
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Shortly after, "AI learns to speak after learning to play Mario Kart, immediately complains about the bullshit rubberbanding."

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming Nintendo No Longer Able To Repair ‘New Nintendo 3DS’ Consoles, Effective Immediately | Retro Dodo
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Yup, the 72-pin, after many years of use, would become loose and not make a full connection to the the cart. That's the most common issue. In general the NES is very easy to repair and there's extensive documentation out there for anyone with the knowhow to solder on a new part.

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  • monkeyspaw The Monkey's Paw I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Granted.

    However, your waiter always brings you a lemonade instead of water and an Arnold Palmer instead of tea. No matter how much you ask for water or tea, it's always the same. When you get home, you find that any time you pour yourself a drink, it is either a lemonade or Arnold Palmer. You soon begin to hate the taste. Instead of having to ask for lemon, you spend the rest of your life pleading for plain water and tea. No one listens.

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  • monkeyspaw The Monkey's Paw I wish my house cleaned itself
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 83%

    Granted, your house cleans itself inside and out. However, it deems everything outside to be unclean and therefore a danger to it. It goes on a cleaning rampage that is only ended when the army blows it up. You are now homeless. Any home you own from now on will also clean itself in the same way.

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming Nintendo No Longer Able To Repair ‘New Nintendo 3DS’ Consoles, Effective Immediately | Retro Dodo
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    Almost 20 years ago, they stopped in 2007.

    It's still insane that they continued to service them for that long.

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  • news News Trump says he had 'every right' to interfere in 2020 election
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 2 weeks ago 100%

    So he's just blatantly admitting it now, huh?

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost I am failing English 👏🙌😍
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

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  • politics politics Harris Claims She Worked at McDonald's in College. Here's What We Know
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    McCain was a Republican and Kerry is a Democrat. Of course they were viable! They have nothing to do with what we're talking about.

    Also, it's not a media myth that third parties aren't viable. It's statistically proven fact. Third party candidates only poll around 1-3% of the popular vote by state, cumulatively, and none have received an electoral college vote since '68. The last viable third party candidate was Perot and even he couldn't win a state.

    I wish it wasn't the case, because 2 candidates no longer provide enough variability in policy, but it's the truth.

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  • retrogaming RetroGaming The Thing: Remastered 22nd Anniversary Screenshots Released | Retro Gaming News 24/7
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    It's an interesting one for sure. Considered the canon sequel to the movie. It answers what happened to MacReady and Childs at the end. It's funny to see people still arguing over who was infected at the end when it was resolved 22 years ago.

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  • politics politics Harris Claims She Worked at McDonald's in College. Here's What We Know
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 75%

    Unlike Trump who totally didn't tell Isreal to "finish up" and to get it over with "fast" because they were "losing the PR war" and then, when Biden didn't supply weapons to Israel, claimed Biden "abandoned" them.

    Oh, and who, just a month ago pledged to help save Israel while also saying that Harris hates them? Who also failed to cut military aid to Israel during his presidency? Oh, right, also Trump.

    Neither of our primary parties are going to back down on Israeli support any time soon. While I don't approve of what's happening. It's foolish to think that this is a dividing factor in this election. It's not.

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  • politics politics Harris Claims She Worked at McDonald's in College. Here's What We Know
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 95%

    She's not a sex offender or a convicted felon.

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  • foodporn FoodPorn Tuscan chicken
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    I did a Google search and this appears to be it or at least close. OP correct me if I'm wrong.

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  • foodporn FoodPorn Tuscan chicken
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    Recipe? That looks delicious!

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  • news News ABC’s rules for the Harris-Trump debate include muted mics when candidates aren’t speaking
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    As much as either party has expressed the desire to keep mics on, and as much as I would love to see Harris also tell Trump to shut up or scold him with "I'm speaking," I think it's essential. It's true that Trump doesn't know when to shut up, and that would likely work against him. However, he also knows damn well that his people would see him talking over Harris as putting her in her place. Any opportunity to make her looks weak, he's gonna take.. Muting mics is the best way to keep his ass in check.

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  • politics politics Cemetery Staffer Declines To Press Charges For Fear Of Retaliation
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    Hollowed, like, they hollow out the place to put in the bodies, ya know?

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  • news News Bugs, mold and mildew found in Boar's Head plant linked to deadly listeria outbreak
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  • capt_wolf capt_wolf 3 weeks ago 100%

    My bad, I was under the impression that you had gotten a slicer and were sous videing and slicing the meat with a deli slicer! I thought you meant the slicer was $80.

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    Lemmy Shitpost capt_wolf 6 months ago 66%
    Beans in jeans!

    Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

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    I swear to god she's alive

    Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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    They Knew capt_wolf 12 months ago 91%
    Costco knew...

    Happy Halloween!

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    Audiobooks capt_wolf 1 year ago 50%
    Libby www.overdrive.com

    Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now. Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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    New Jersey capt_wolf 1 year ago 66%
    Obligatory Lantern Fly thread https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mvmHwCxw5A

    Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car... For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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