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    callipygin         3 weeks ago • 100%

    At home naked women don't grind on my lap

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    • usa United States | News & Politics Biden's Cruel and Orwellian Remarks on Gaza at the DNC
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    callipygin         1 month ago • 46%

    Get a grip

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    • 90s_tv 90s TV Nickelodeon GAK (Commercial) (1993)
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    callipygin         3 months ago • 100%

    No it had a weird and difficult to describe smell, not the same as the stuff you'd make at home.

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    • libertyhub Liberty Hub How much is too much?
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    callipygin         5 months ago • 0%

    I'm sorry but Trump would be doing the same thing and worse, and he will once elected. Voting for Biden is still the best choice for Palestine

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    • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions I like women but I also like cock but I'm not otherwise attracted to the male body at all. Wtf is my sexual orientation? AITA?
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    callipygin         8 months ago • 100%

    I will second this ^

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    • linguistics_humor Linguistics Humor xkcd again, but now on linguists and their weird habits
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    callipygin         8 months ago • 100%

    I could say "I fell in a hole" to mean either case (I was in or out of the hole beforehand), but for "I fell into a hole" I would only use it when starting outside the hole. (native speaker)

    Like on the one hand it could mean "I fell [while I was] in the hole"

    But it could also mean "I fell [and then I was] in the hole"

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    • microblogmemes Microblog Memes It's not jealousy
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    callipygin         8 months ago • 85%

    Oh for sure. I wouldn't want to be a creepy guy to a young person. But the other comments were all like "I'm not even attracted to young beautiful women"

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    callipygin         8 months ago • 84%

    You could take a picture like this. It's not impossible. I'm not saying this one is real or not.

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    • microblogmemes Microblog Memes It's not jealousy
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    callipygin         8 months ago • 74%

    OK I'll be the one to go against the grain in these comments. I am a nearly 40 year old man and I would bang a hot college girl in an instant. I can't help that.

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    Upvoted Because Butt callipygin • 8 months ago • 100%
    [NikTek] These Two Games are 9 Years Apart lemmy.world
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    callipygin         8 months ago • 95%

    More for me

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    Upvoted Because Butt callipygin • 9 months ago • 100%
    Slimming a flat with the LEVEL5 14-inch Drywall Trowell youtube.com
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    Upvoted Because Butt callipygin • 12 months ago • 100%
    Team reacts to proposal i.imgur.com
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    Upvoted Because Butt callipygin • 12 months ago • 100%
    Roller blade flip https://i.imgur.com/wSO3SlA.gifv
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    Upvoted Because Butt callipygin • 12 months ago • 100%
    How do skaters not get dizzy? i.imgur.com
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    Upvoted Because Butt callipygin • 1 year ago • 100%
    Diving off the famous Mostar bridge 🤯 www.youtube.com
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