bleistift2 3 hours ago • 100%
Leseflussblockade
Also ein Lesedamm?
bleistift2 3 hours ago • 100%
Das Zitat endet mit „bis jetzt”.
bleistift2 3 hours ago • 100%
Ist fest verbaut und wird auch von normalen Menschen gerochen, danke.
bleistift2 3 hours ago • 100%
Hat die Nudel etwa das grüne Gewürz entdeckt?
bleistift2 3 hours ago • 100%
*das
bleistift2 3 hours ago • 100%
Ach, komm! Jetzt willst du mir mit deinem Komma nur auf’n Sack gehen.
Funny: Home of the Haha
Well counted
bleistift2 4 hours ago • 100%
#unexpectedRimworld
Open Source
Ventoy source code contains some unknown BLOBs, still no word on the issue from the dev after months
bleistift2 4 hours ago • 100%
I cannot fathom what in this issue description gives rise to your concern. It’s worded very calmly, clearly explaining why the author thinks these BLOBs shouldn’t be there, expressing an understanding that it’s not a top priority and even closing with a thank you.
solarpunk memes
Density saves nature
bleistift2 2 days ago • 100%
Did you hate the apartment, your landlord, your neighbors, or living in an apartment?
196bleistift2 3 days ago • 100%
PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair – The acronym I’m used to.
Programmer Humor
Task estimation
bleistift2 3 days ago • 100%
My manager once accused me of overinflating my (granted, very conservative) estimates just to be able to pull off a Scotty and be early in 10% of the time.
Programmer Humor
Task estimation
bleistift2 3 days ago • 100%
Teach this to your manager: At the beginning of a task, uncertainty is highest. Under no circumstances should you give an estimate in ‘man-hours’. Even days is too precise. The first estimate should be in months or years (of course depending on the size of the project). Then, as your insight into the project grows, you refine that to months, then weeks, later days. A vague estimate with a lower and a higher bound is way more useful to your manager than a ridiculously ‘precise’ but highly speculative number.
This lesson was brought to you by either “Code Complete 2” or “Rapid Development” by Steve McConnel, and by my former manager who wanted projects estimated in minutes.
PC Gamingbleistift2 3 days ago • 100%
duh? One is a completely passive ‘experience’, while the other is more akin to a hobby: You perform an action, gain a skill and overcome obstacles that become more and more difficult.
bleistift2 4 days ago • 100%
Editierung: dabei fällt mir auf dass die Pläne in meiner Stadt sogar noch weitaus schlechter sind mit (je nach Linie) nur 4-7 Fahrten pro Tag pro Richtung.
Das hier ist der Plan für die Fahrt von der Kleinstadt in die nächste Großstadt. Deshalb fährt hier ungefähr stündlich ein Bus. Frag nicht nach den Linien, die die Dörfer an die Kleinstadt anbinden.
bleistift2 4 days ago • 44%
SPRICH
Kontext: Die Buslizenzen bei mir wurden neu vergeben. Jetzt fährt mein wichtigster Bus stündlich immer zur selben Uhrzeit. Vorher waren die Zeiten zufällig.
bleistift2 1 week ago • 100%
Selbst Schuld, wenn man für jede triviale Erkältung 50€ in die Apotheke trägt.
Funny: Home of the Haha
That spicy salad
bleistift2 1 week ago • 100%
Is this where the word ‘dressing’ comes from?
Funny: Home of the Haha
That spicy salad
bleistift2 1 week ago • 100%
Mmmh, mayonnaise
Funny: Home of the Haha
That spicy salad
bleistift2 1 week ago • 100%
If she can’t tell, it can’t be so dirty.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
This is my googled understanding, take with a grain of salt:
Batteries contain of lots of individual cells. If you short-circuit one cell, you generate lots of energy (from the short-circuit), and start a chemical reaction (fire) that does produce its own oxygen. Once that cell has lost all its charge, the reaction would stop, but until then the fire has compromised neighboring cells, which start the process all over again.
Water won’t stop the first broken cell from discharging, but it can bring the battery down to a temperature where the fire is too cold to sustain itself. It contains the damage to the cells that are affected already and prevents more cells from igniting. This is how you stop a battery fire.
The car gets put into a tank for several days to allow the broken battery cells to discharge safely, without overheating and causing another fire.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Marssteine schießen nicht zurück.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Ich kann’s verstehen. Eine Mitgliedschaft ist billiger, als sich so ein (mäßig wertiges) Teil selbst zu kaufen. Abgesehen davon, dass ich mir das echt nervig vorstelle, unter jemandem zu wohnen, der sich regelmäßig auf ein Laufband stellt.
Warum nicht an der frischen Luft laufen? Gerade am Anfang ist man so schnell an seiner körperlichen Leistungsfähigkeit, dass man sich den anderen nicht als Verkehrsteilnehmer zumuten will. In besserem Trainingszustand mag das gehen, aber auch da hat man das Problem der fehlenden Vergleichbarkeit. Man will ja ungefähr überwachen, wie sich die Leistungsfähigkeit steigert. Es ist aber sauschwer nach Daumenmaß eine konsistente Geschwindigkeit hinzukriegen.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
It is common practice to submerge EVs in water for several days in Germany, too. Remember that there is no elemental lithium (which would react with water) in batteries. As with every fire, the goal is to cool down the battery, so the fire doesn’t have enough energy to burn further. Unfortunately I only found German sources to back this up.
hmmmbleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Pst! Whatchu got at 6c?
Not noticing that there are two sets of exams.
Greentextbleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
body weight (not including body fat)
On the contrary (same source):
Very little alcohol enters fat because of fat's poor solubility. Blood and tissue concentrations are therefore higher in women, who have more subcutaneous fat and a smaller blood volume, than in men, even when the amount of alcohol consumed is adjusted for body weight.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 66%
On an empty stomach, blood alcohol concentration peaks about one hour after consumption, depending on the amount drunk
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC543875/
So unless the girl threw up within an hour (give or take) after drinkinging, throwing up won’t do much.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 75%
To provide a source:
On an empty stomach, blood alcohol concentration peaks about one hour after consumption, depending on the amount drunk
Programmer Humor
Pure evil
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Sind Politiker vielleicht einfach Junggebliebene?
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Ich verstehe den Rummel nicht. Jeder hier weiß doch, dass auf die neueste Softwarelösung nie Verlass ist. Ob Betriebssystem oder Stromzähler oder Schienennetz: Wer Zuverlässigkeit will, nimmt, was altbewährt ist.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Why do Anime intros always have to be a full-length pop song? I came to watch the story, not a music video.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Überlasst das den Profis
Lemmy Shitpost
"what happened??"
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
I thought Ubisoft was known for their shitty launchers.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
“Comedy is tragedy plus time”. I like to say it’s comedy plus distance.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Die „Ablöse” ist also eher ein Warten auf unbestimmte Zeit, verstanden :D
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Ich habe kurz überlegt, das zu googlen, aber dann kann ich wieder nicht schlafen.
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
Die Bahn findet doch nicht einmal genug Lokführer für den Regelbetrieb. Und du willst mir sagen, die haben noch welche irgendwo rumsitzen, falls ein Lokführer abgelöst werden muss?
Work Reform
Amazon Bans Its Drivers From Moving Their Own Lips Too Much At Work [Update]
bleistift2 2 weeks ago • 100%
I, for one, am in favor of volume limits. Too many times ambulances get stuck behind cars whose drivers simply cannot hear the siren.
Linuxbleistift2 2 weeks ago • 91%
A text editor that doesn’t assume that the keys on my keyboard are in the same order as yours.
Cybersecurity - Memes
Obscure password requirements
bleistift2 4 weeks ago • 100%
Let’s say “you wouldn’t have noticed there was a problem if there was no mismatch”. But then a few years later that max length gets dropped or increased and suddenly your password, which has always worked, isn’t accepted anymore, because now you’re pasting 2 extra characters.
I was also not talking about password fields, exclusively. Pasting stuff like customer identifiers or zipcodes into maxlength’d fields also begs for surprises, especially when you can’t see the whole input when you’re done with it.
Still from “How American Fire Departments are Getting People Killed” by Not Just Bikes on Youtube. URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2dHFC31VtQ (still taken from 4:02)
Aus dem YouTube-Short „Das Rätsel der S-Bahn Ticketautomaten“ von [@FabiRommel](https://www.youtube.com/@FabiRommel). URL: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WfQiGtarDVU
Michmich-Transkription [Clown trägt Make-Up auf]: > 1. Meine Lieblingsthemen: Meine Hüfte tut weh und meine Knie tun weh. > 2. Hörgeräte brauche ich nicht. Sag’ doch einfach alles dreimal. > 3. Meine Zähne habe ich zuletzt 1986 geputzt. > 4. Warum will sich niemand mit mir unterhalten?
Ent-Behaupter: Ich habe weder Arzt noch Natriummangel.
>Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart... > > > >Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM... > > > >Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...
>Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart... > > > >Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM... > > > >Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...
>Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart... > > > >Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM... > > > >Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...
Bildquellen: Gully: https://pixabay.com/pl/photos/odpływ-pokrywa-włazu-kanalizacji-232348/ Mülleimer: https://www.wolkdirekt.at/images/600/TH3803_Y_01/abfallbehaelter-mondo-strassen-muelleimer-fuer-den-aussenbereich.jpg Schabracke: https://www.videoblocks.com/video/female-smoker-two-senior-women-smoke-cigarettes-nduu5exkeijuztzoz
Gully: https://pixabay.com/pl/photos/odp%C5%82yw-pokrywa-w%C5%82azu-kanalizacji-232348/ Mülleimer: https://www.wolkdirekt.at/images/600/TH3803_Y_01/abfallbehaelter-mondo-strassen-muelleimer-fuer-den-aussenbereich.jpg Schabracke: https://www.videoblocks.com/video/female-smoker-two-senior-women-smoke-cigarettes-nduu5exkeijuztzoz
Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]: > You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy. > > I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works > > We are not the same
Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]: > You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy. > > I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works > > We are not the same
Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]: > You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy. > > I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works > > We are not the same
Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool] In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”. In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”. In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”
Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool] In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”. In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”. In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”
Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool] In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”. In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”. In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”
Meme transcription: > Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.
Meme transcription: > Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.
Meme transcription: > Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.
