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Lemmy Shitpost amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 96%

Shout out to the memelord at Linus Media Group who posted this: [youtube community post](https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx80_1Tj0E1ZKWZx0CDuu5QVUyGmim_zIn).

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midiclorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He can save others from death, but not himself.

Prequel Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/626978 > All of my Bibble posts from times past. > > # Chemist Bibble (main img) > >  > > # Astronomer Bibble > >  > > # Chinese Astronomer Bibble > >  >  > > # Statistician Bibble > > 

Prequel Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/627183 > All my "Master, what's a _____?" memes from years past. > >  > >  > >  > >  > > 

ChurchOfNijika amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

I for one welcome our AI overlords. They can't take Nijika from our hearts.

Did You Ever Hear? amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

I thought not. It’s not a story the rebels would tell you. It’s a Combine legend. 3650 was a member of Civil Protection, so powerful and so badass, he could use Lazlo’s algorithm to influence the rebel's turrets to shoot at…themselves. He had such a knowledge of what transpires in City 10 that he could even prevent the vortigaunt conspiracy from succeeding. The good graces of the Combine is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so badass, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his family cohesion, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, his colleagues dug the dirt on everything about his past, and 3650 killed them all on the spot. Ironic. He could keep the humanity on other people, but not to himself.

Star Wars Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 90%

I thought not. It's not a community the Fediverse would show you. It's a Lemmy legend. --- I created this community as a new home to the now dead and defunct /r/didyoueverhear. I hope to be able to keep the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis alive. If you have any tragedies to share, feel free to peruse the community: ### /c/didyoueverhear@lemmy.world p.s. [@WhoRoger@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/WhoRoger) a link to it in the sidebar would be highly appreciated.

Did You Ever Hear? amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

I thought not. It's not a story [/u/spez](. "fuck be upon him") would tell you. It's a [IPO](. "initial public offering") legend. Reddit was a large platform on the Internet, so powerful and so wise, it could use the platform to influence its users to create...value. It had such a moderation force from all sides that it could even keep the subreddits it cared about from dying. The volunteer side of moderation is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unethical. It became so valuable, the only thing it was afraid of was losing its value at IPO, which eventually of course it did. Unfortunately, it jacked up API pricing to squeeze out third party apps, then the protesting moderators put the subreddits to sleep. Ironic. It can save others from Internet death, but not itself.

Did You Ever Hear? amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

I thought not. It’s not a story today's prequel memers would tell you. It’s a meme legend. r/Didyoueverhear was a dank subreddit, so known and so dank people could use the subreddit to create well written posts… it had such a knowledge of the dank side that he could even use it to save the memes they loved. The dank side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be repetitive. He became so known the only thing it was afraid of was losing it's relevancy-, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it taught the other memes everything they knew, then the new memes overshadowed the old ones during the very Late 2010s. Ironic. It could save others from irrelevancy, but not it's self. --- [original](https://old.reddit.com/p8jsy0/) by /u/DallasOriginals

Did You Ever Hear? amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

I thought not. It's not a story the townsfolk would tell you. It's a Derry legend. Clown Pennywise was a dark lord of the sewers so powerful and so wise, it could use fear to influence the townspeople to consume...lives. It had such a knowledge of the dark sewers, it could even keep the ones it cared about from escaping. The fear side of emotions is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful, the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually of course it did. Unfortunately, it showed a bunch of losers everything they feared, then those losers killed it in its base. Ironic. It could float other people with fear, but not itself.

Star Wars Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/276815 > [Reddit source](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/14lzsdz/youbroughtthisuponyourselves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Star Wars Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 98%

It's even worse on mobile

Star Wars Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

Personally the best meme I can bring onto the table that is [technically] my own OC. Hope /u/monsterovichisback makes the leap as well.

Star Wars Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

All my "Master, what's a _____?" memes from years past.     

Star Wars Memes amanaftermidnight • 1 year ago • 100%

All of my Bibble posts from times past. # Chemist Bibble (main img)  # Astronomer Bibble  # Chinese Astronomer Bibble   # Statistician Bibble