On a hunt to find a longer video, I am reading youtube comments saying: guinea pig instinct is the need to be constantly aware of predators, and alert other guinea pigs in the area, and so they do sleep with 1 or both eyes open, unless they feel 100% safe.

I might have been a guinea pig in another life.

This location may not be the first time this has happened. The Mc Donald's in the background has 2 retaining walls and one of the teller windows recently looks replaced.

I found some. You really gotta zoom in. Anyone know why Alaska bananas have eyes?

An art installation that happened around February 2015 in London.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVx379q5iR4

Hemispherical parking...

source

The dude should order a calzone. But I can only imagine the then conversation with Pizza Hut...
😎: .. it's just all crust idk...
🍕: You do know that the pizza is inside?
😎: My bad, fam. I found it when my roomie bit into it.

Something like this a few years later...

📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!

Beans beans the magical legume. The more you eat the more you fume.

Oh, that's right. Taco Bell originally used an actual bell on their buildings - themed to look like an old western missionary.

I'll vote A.I. I can see the parking lot divider line behind and through the back bike wheel looks off. Although I don't discont crappy parking lot paint jobs do exist too.

10 years is a blink of an eye. I once drew fanart comics for a 2005 tv show fan forum. I posted my last ones in Twitter with little to no fanfare. When Twitter recently turned into X, I logged back in out of curiosity to find one reply... "do these have a homepage?". 19-ish years later I replied "yes", and in kind got back a "thanks".

🎵You ain't nothin' but a round dog... Lying down all the time.🎶

How odd would it be if this place was an atomic clock repair shop.

Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!

Once a typing\computer class teacher had a cabinet of corks. All sizes. All kinds. Confiscated. It didn't come from Chemistry, they used rubber stoppers. There was no art decor classes. Nobody knew where they were coming from.

I remember back in 5th grade my teacher brought in for show-and-tell a guy who said his sole job was designing the plastic bags that go in cereal boxes. And to clarify just how boring this guy's job actually is, the teacher asked "do you design the box art as well?" to a emphatic reply "no, but...". Kids only asked about cereal flavors and toys they wanted to see in boxes. He gave everyone 2 little sample cereal boxes; and that was it.

Even better... old-style trolly cars have independent front and rear brakes. Time it right, lock the back, and pull a skater's grinder across both tracks. Ride atop on the roof and ring that bell like a Rice-a-Roni promotion until everything wipes-out. 🤙

Gargamel: Origins (2025).... in theaters soon. Rated R.

That's cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn't inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn't-know-it-was-even-a-thing... I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.

In a nutshell that's the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.

If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby...

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)...
Air Marshal: What's the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I'm the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I'm about to open up some freakin' windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.

Poop knife joke.

I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.

Builting

The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, "Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling". Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, "I've been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember". So that's something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)

My guesses would've add: Bolivia... Guangdong Province... Kilimanjaro... a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.

Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator...
" A.I. in 21st century... "

" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc... is considered a Moving Violation ticket.

Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ's, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
edit:
Your last question...If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it's a hazard.

The toil. The hardship. The lament. I was writing 10 screenplays deep into a 13 episode season. And in a blink of an eye, shoved everything into the back of a drawer. And said to myself, "that should've never happened - that all needs to stay inside my head."

Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That's nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It's plain.
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Ha ha ha! That's a giraffe.

This came back from "cow of judgement -"crow" " on DDG.

Freeways are free. Alleys are allies. Avenues have venues. Way -- that's just a universally accepted "yes"! It's 2024. Only roads are forced to work?! My asphalt!.

Yes, and also mainly to feed a appetite of tv/movie comedies like C'est Pas Moi, C'est L'autre (2004) or OSS:117 (2006) {that one is a 007 parody}. And b-side actresses like Caroline Dhavernas. And to get that candy that tastes like soap.

I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.

Depict they have closed the doors for lunch, at 11:23a. Customers forced to use the ATMs outside. And, oh, the agony - as it unnecessarily captures their ATM cards. And turn away in a walk-of-shame.

You may wanna chalk the tip.