aww aww The soft cone of shame is acceptable.
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 days ago 100%

    He’s all good! Just had a hot spot on his neck and needs to cool it on the itching. Had a bath with his medicated shampoo and needs to be careful for a few days and he’ll be good.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Remarkable, now $10,000.00!
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 6 days ago 100%

    Yeah may not be for everyone but these things are dope.

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  • antiwork Antiwork Nothing is requiring employees to be in the office five days a week
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 week ago 100%

    Also an introvert; switching to working remotely vastly improved my social life (and productivity at work). When I was going to the office, I was burning all my social energy during the day and defaulted to hermit mode on nights and weekends to recharge.

    Now I’m sitting on my social charger all day while I’m working and actually have the energy to hang out with my friends outside of work hours.

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  • memes Memes Dear iPhone users:
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 week ago 100%

    Maybe whatever app you’re using isn’t really deleting comments? It’s still showing up fine for me and gaining votes.

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  • memes Memes Dear iPhone users:
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 week ago 48%

    I switched to iOS a few years back because I tried it for a week when my Pixel died, maintained a pros/cons list, and decided iOS works better for me.

    The most eye-opening part switching “sides” is how cringe these types of Android users are. Just use what works for you and enjoy life.

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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 week ago 100%
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 weeks ago 100%

    It’s a reference to the unnecessary apostrophe. The quote was something like “an apostrophe is used to create possessive nouns, it doesn’t mean ‘here comes an s!’”

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  • technology Technology What kind of messaging apps do you use?
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 weeks ago 100%

    I’ve tried to get my friends consolidated in one app in the past, but have given up. I prefer Discord, but use a combo of that and Slack, Signal, GroupMe, IG, FB Messenger, SMS, email, and probably some others I’m forgetting about. Discord is the only one I directly open, the others I’ll just rely on notifications.

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  • memes Memes He's just a lil guy
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 weeks ago 100%

    TIL! Amazing.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Lemmy - Wikipedia
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 weeks ago 100%

    Trick question. Lemmy is God.

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  • metal Metal All Necrophagist (Epitaph) Solos in One Take - Youtube
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 weeks ago 100%

    Man, I miss Necrophagist.

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  • memes Memes Perfection
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 weeks ago 100%

    Damn, I never considered that combination before. Being extroverted with social anxiety would be awful.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost You know, it's a movie for kids
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 month ago 100%

    God, the giant mosquitoes were the worst.

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  • technology Technology Google pulls the plug on uBlock Origin, leaving over 30 million Chrome users susceptible to intrusive ads
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 month ago 97%

    Used Chrome forever, switched to Firefox back when this stuff first started going down. No ragerts.

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes She deserved better
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 1 month ago 100%

    His girlfriend’s what?

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  • news News Neil Gaiman: Three Women Accuse Author of Sexual Assault
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    I just read a super interesting book about this–Monsters by Claire Dederer. It won’t really give you answers, but a thought-provoking discussion on this subject I also struggle with.

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  • world World News Germany: Alcohol-free beer sales double in past decade
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    Huh, I never would have thought of NA liquor. Is it as close as NA beer has gotten these days?

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  • news News Judge temporarily bans Wayne LaPierre from returning to lead the National Rifle Association but does not appoint a monitor
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    What kind of name for a gun nut is Wayne LaPierre?

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    Political Memes TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 93%
    LFG
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    politicalmemes Political Memes The homeopaths of spin
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    This reminded me I should block them the next time I see one of their posts. I scrolled down one screen on my phone.

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  • memes memes In appreciation of the Super Mario Bros Movie (1993)
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    Well now I want to watch it again.

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  • memes memes Somebody Fucked Up
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    Dude was a 6 iron away.

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter What a helpful little kid
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 2 months ago 100%

    Funny, I intentionally join my meetings a minute or two late to avoid the small talk.

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  • world World News Man Sentenced to Four Months in Prison for Carrying a 6-Inch Master Sword in Public
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    Now I want a Master Sword letter opener.

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Surely this is how a healthy human is supposed to live.
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    locked in a 5 hour call for something I have no input on or care about

    You are living my nightmare.

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  • news News Novo Nordisk to build $4.1 billion North Carolina facility to boost output of Wegovy, Ozempic
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    Good to know I’ll be able to get the diabetes medication I need sometime between 2027 and 2029.

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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    Bone apple tea

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Am I old now?
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    Yeah I could probably get by without my physical credit/debit cards, but gotta at least have a thin wallet with a little cash for small businesses/food trucks that prefer it, my ID, and transit card.

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  • nostalgia Nostalgia One console to rule them all.
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    It’s Elijah Wood, but the two look crazy similar and get mistaken for each other a lot. https://youtu.be/LNyCYngXjss

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost This will be YouTube in 2025
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 66%

    This is the primary reason I switched to iPhone. At least Apple’s business model is rooted in selling me overpriced gadgets rather than selling me.

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  • news News After his historic guilty verdict, Trump is focused on revenge
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    We can tell ourselves there’s a chance he goes to prison until July 11th when he’ll get a fine.

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  • books Books Books similar to Wool, or the vaults in Fallout?
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 100%

    It’s kind of confusing at first, but the first two books in the 3-book Silo series were originally released as short stories that were eventually combined into “omnibus” editions. So if you want to read the trilogy (which you should, they’re great) you want to read Wool omnibus, Shift omnibus, and Dust. If each book you’re looking at is ~500 pages, you’ve got the right one.

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  • technology Technology UBlock Origin Lite - Nice adblocker for modern challenges
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 3 months ago 96%

    This is what finally moved me over to Firefox and I’ve been very happy with it.

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  • technology Technology PandaBuy pays ransom to hacker only to get extorted again
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 months ago 100%

    Anecdotally, the Seattle Public Library is currently recovering from a ransomware attack and still has major systems offline. Of all targets, a public library is a pretty major low.

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes "we" the "people"
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 months ago 100%

    Because it’s progress. Shockingly, the five states that have banned it are red.

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  • apple_enthusiast Apple Apple's AI plans involves 'black box' for cloud data
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 months ago 100%

    Possible the source website just changed the title after the article was shared and Lemmy pulled the metadata.

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  • news News North Korea drops balloons carrying trash and propaganda in South
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 months ago 100%

    I legitimately can’t tell from the headlines whether North Korea stories are satire at this point.

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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 4 months ago 100%

    As someone with an incredibly dumb cat, that first pic makes me so nervous.

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  • coffee Coffee How much coffee do y'all typically drink in a sitting?
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 5 months ago 100%

    This is more than I drink on a daily basis but I don’t think it’s too crazy. I usually drink 2-3 cups of drip coffee on weekdays and 4 espresso shots on weekend days.

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  • news News The cultured wars: Why lab-grown meat is inspiring bipartisan hate
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 5 months ago 100%

    Is the only argument against lab-grown meat that it disrupts an existing industry? Because I’ve yet to hear a legitimate reason why this is a bad idea.

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  • memes Memes Please be satire
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  • TheFunkyMonk TheFunkyMonk 5 months ago 100%

    For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.

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    Golf TheFunkyMonk 1 year ago 95%
    New bag! I can now confirm people really do win those grocery store raffles. https://i.imgur.com/qYv5bPX.jpg
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