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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...

    Because my code never works in the first place.

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    • kotlin Kotlin Kotlin is Tetris
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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Too accurate

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Mfw no Rust or Python

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    • programmer_humor Programmer Humor How would your codebase (personal projects, work projects etc.) look as a burger?
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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Impostor syndrome is a fucking removed. That's why I gave up on ever thinking I'll understand anything.

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    • programmer_humor Programmer Humor How would your codebase (personal projects, work projects etc.) look as a burger?
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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Wait, you guys have a clue? Junior dev here applying up to mid-level roles, and I'm so fucking lost at what I see as wizardry from everyone.

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    • typescript TypeScript Looking for a guide to TypeScript for idiots
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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Yeah my bad.

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    On a serious note, I'm a junior (soon to be mid-level as of next year) full-stack dev, who wants to have a strong knowledge of JS to give myself as much of a chance as possible at promoting to senior ASAP.

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Massive thanks!

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    JS so far to me feels like anarchy (coming from Rust and Python)

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Yeah I fucked up step 1 as well. Suggestions?

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    When was C++ owned by Boeing?

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    TypeScript SatouKazuma • 1 month ago • 100%
    Looking for a guide to TypeScript for idiots

    The issue? _I'm_ the idiot. Any suggestions for a guide to JS/TS for someone trying to learn about front-end development.

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    programming Programming Praise my GitHub profile
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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Damn couldn't even call them Uncut Gems?

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    SatouKazuma         1 month ago • 100%

    Closes ticket, marks Git issue as closed

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    • programmer_humor Programmer Humor Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid
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    SatouKazuma         2 months ago • 50%

    I'm quite sure that atmospheric wind currents don't change the direction of cosmic rays, lol.

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    • programming Programming Free-threaded CPython is ready to experiment with!
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    SatouKazuma         2 months ago • 100%

    Rust is a lovely language if you're okay getting deep into the nuts and bolts.

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    SatouKazuma         2 months ago • 100%

    It's okay to be wrong

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    • programming Programming It must a pain to make a Rich Textbox
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    SatouKazuma         2 months ago • 100%

    ...fuck. You're right.

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    SatouKazuma         2 months ago • 100%

    Is there anyone in this instance who isn't a developer of some stack or another?

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    • rust Rust What are you working on this week? (July. 7, 2024)
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    SatouKazuma         2 months ago • 100%

    Thanks for the learning idea! I might have to steal this one from you.

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Thanks for the heads up!

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    • programmer_humor Programmer Humor Y'all got any more of them PR approvals
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    thatsthejoke.jpg

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    • machine_learning Machine Learning Researchers upend AI status quo by eliminating matrix multiplication in LLMs
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Yeah I'm not exactly holding my breath.

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    • programmer_humor Programmer Humor "Working with Gen AI" by Dandytoon
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 50%
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 66%
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Terrible pay (like wildly below market), shit PTO, meaningless work...

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Lol imagine having management that give a shit about anything but firing as many workers as possible to make themselves look better. Deloitte can suck my fat fucking balls.

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Senior developer tip: Squash the evidence management

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    • programmer_humor Programmer Humor Explaining software development methods by flying to Mars
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    This is the Kerbal methodology.

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 85%

    This is the way.

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    • autistic_devs Autistic Devs Struggling to get interviews
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    I'd have to find someone willing to let me join them, though. That's the issue, since most presentations are given by firms.

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Fair enough.

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    • programming Programming Bad news for coders: The US is past peak software developer
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Oof. Get well soon.

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Nah you're good!

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Touché!

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Have you had to reboot her yet?

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Or just literally eating them.

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Whoa. Yeah, I can see where that would be a problem...

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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 100%

    Did one of the legs Rust out?

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    Autistic Devs SatouKazuma • 3 months ago • 93%
    Struggling to get interviews

    Does anyone have tips for getting interviews? I'd like to think I do well enough when I get them since I'm 3-for-3 on offers, but I can't seem to get them. I'm working on shifting out of a big 4 consultancy back to industry either in the civilian space sector or in game dev. But it's hard to puff up my résumé because I'm not much into playing the whole bs game, and autism does me no favours in networking. Suggestions?

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    programmer_humor Programmer Humor Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.
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    SatouKazuma         3 months ago • 93%

    xkcd are a godsend

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