politicalmemes Political Memes Teachers are not having a good time
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 5 days ago 93%

    So teachers must never share any details about their personal lives and only ever speak about books?

    One would think that reflection of the impact of literature on ones personal life is an important part of analysis.

    Also that teachers should be fully and authentically present for their students, not just glorified YouTube lectures.

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 week ago 100%

    Bravo this got me laughing way too hard. The spelling of "JOYYKIN'" especially sold the whole effect

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 week ago 100%

    the parrot Iago THE ARISTOCRATS

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  • science_memes Science Memes Based on a true story
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 week ago 100%

    Whoa thanks kind stranger.

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  • science_memes Science Memes Based on a true story
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 week ago 100%

    Does anyone have this meme template

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost There's no side-stepping this one...
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 week ago 100%

    RETURN TO CRABB

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    Microblog Memes Pencilnoob 2 weeks ago 98%
    The g-forces will tear you limb from limb!
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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Trapped in a Cabin with Lord Byron - A One Page RPG
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 2 weeks ago 100%

    Fantastic, this got me chuckling!

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  • trees Trees Marijuana Is Too Strong Now - The Atlantic
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 2 weeks ago 97%

    This article feels like it was written by an old man yelling at clouds. "... Back in my day we smoked mid and we liked it" shakes fist and then uses it as a reason to go back to prohibition. Why can't we just make it legal and let the free market figure it out.

    Turns out more THC for the buck means people can make a few months supply of edibles out of a few grams. Cost effective!

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  • kombucha Kombucha Brewing Raspberry Fall Homebrew
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 2 weeks ago 100%

    I like it pretty tart. I keep a bottle of honey simple syrup in the fridge, and I'll add a few drops if needed. I would say it's more tart than you'd get in the store.

    The last pour of a 1L bottle though will have all the settled bits from the fruit, and that can be so sweet it's more like a juice. That is extra yummy.

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    Kombucha Brewing Pencilnoob 2 weeks ago 100%
    Raspberry Fall Homebrew

    A small bottle of buch with fresh raspberries for flavor. Brewed it in a 3.5gal jug, then transferred into 1L bottle for secondary ferment with the berries

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    health Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related ‘Make your health insurance company cry’: One woman’s fight to turn the tables on insurers
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 3 weeks ago 92%

    An opinion that ignores all actual research.

    Gender affirming surgery helps 99% of people who receive it! So sure, technically, there's a tiny minority who regret it. More people regret Lasik and boob jobs, should we ban those too? Many people regret a night out drinking, how about we ban that too. Drinking causes way more harm than giving estrogen or testosterone pills to folks.

    On the other hand, I like that my friends have the freedom to express themselves any way they want. They aren't hurting anyone so let's let them be free to wear whatever clothes they want and take whatever hormones they want.

    So join the side of American freedom and let's stop policing what clothes people wear or what name they use.

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  • greentext Greentext Anon has a mental block
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 3 weeks ago 100%

    accordion intensifies

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  • historyporn HistoryPorn Experimental firefighter suit, Germany, early 1900s
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 3 weeks ago 100%

    Make that hose in their hands an electric guitar and they're ready for the Waterworld equivalent of WITNESS ME

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost DuckDuckGoose
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 3 weeks ago 100%

    This looks uncannily like my shelf, I'm trying to buy land now for my permaculture forest 😭

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  • memes memes 1 pound of dough per day for 3 days... plus extra toppings
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 3 weeks ago 100%

    When I first learned to bake bread and pizza.

    Five years later I was 60lb/27kg heavier and needed to go on keto to break the bread habit. Sigh. Took me almost as long to lose an the weight, but I've kept it off now for almost ten years!

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 3 weeks ago 93%

    I've been in charge of hiring a few jobs now and I make sure to not care about any of the typical signals when interviewing. I tell recruiters and candidates alike that I'd "hire three raccoons in a trenchcoat if they could turn requirements into working code".

    I've hired quite a few folks who didn't fit the typical mold, because they could write some sweet code. Who cares about eye contact, I want honest, hard working problem-solvers.

    The biggest thing my less social folks struggle with (for anyone curious) is requirements gathering. That often takes interviews and repeated interactions with customers. But it's a skill like any other. Practice brings improvement!

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  • movies movies Cuckoo review – Hunter Schafer and Dan Stevens carry bonkers Alpine body horror
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 4 weeks ago 100%

    OVER EGG THE PUDDING

    I'm dying what a great phrase

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 4 weeks ago 100%

    I know a Thomas too! He's the straight cis eye of a queer hurricane. And it wasn't always this way, he just keeps pulling folks into his massive orbit. Folks who later realize they are queer. He never brings it up or even seems to notice.

    I finally realized what's going on and it's just a little weird. Like, what the hell is going on? Do my friends even have free will?! Do I?!

    I conclude that Thomas has such a pure heart and loves so freely that he innervates people with restless souls. They/we are drawn to this vibe like planets in his solar orbit.

    I should write him a poem about this

    Thomas' pure heart

    Orbit for expanding souls

    A queer hurricane

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  • economics Economics Fed's Powell says 'time has come' to begin cutting interest rates
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 4 weeks ago 100%

    Just run the numbers before you do. It restarts the amortization schedule, which depending on how long you've had it and what the fees will be could mean it's significantly worse to refinance.

    People think 5% is just a flat 5% a year, when it's all front loaded. So it's might be more like 5% interest the first year, but then by year 10 you've already paid almost half of all the interest you will pay.

    Add on the extra fees, and it might be better to just keep the existing mortgage.

    Just be sure to run the numbers first is all.

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  • economics Economics Fed's Powell says 'time has come' to begin cutting interest rates
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 4 weeks ago 100%

    Yeah next house will have a better rate and be 50% more expensive

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    hopeposting Pencilnoob 4 weeks ago 99%
    Strength to carry on
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    Prince Charming

    https://www.artstation.com/artwork/gzKeL

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Whoa this song absolutely slaps. I'm so glad you posted this!

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Better keep this one a secret from the Shogun

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  • cybersecuritymemes Cybersecurity - Memes We're probably not the only ones running outdated software
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Oh yeah, all my code is dotnet core running on Ubuntu servers in docker.

    Just all this legacy code is written in dotnet framework which doesn't run on Linux, and requires some moderate effort to switch (relies on libraries that are framework, and those also rely on framework libraries, etc)

    It's completely possible, but for now, I've got these 2022 servers running "good enough" to go to production, and I'll convert them as soon as the first issue arises.

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  • casualconversation Casual Conversation It's Saturday, what have you watched this week?
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    THE ORANGUTAN IS A STAND USER?!

    (JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Stardust Crusaders rewatch)

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  • casualconversation Casual Conversation It's Saturday, what have you watched this week?
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    I love that show so much. I rewatch it all the time

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  • 196 196 Finally ruled enough
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Yeah, TBF I was really just making a snarky dig at the misogyny in the evangelical world.

    I can immediately think of a counter example: the Golden Compass. It's written by a man, but basically takes the stance that the devil is the good guy and has a main character whose best skill is the ability to lie so well she can pretty much always get what she wants. The church equivalent abuses children and looks the other way about it when confronted 💀

    Unsurprisingly that series isn't too popular among fundies

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  • cybersecuritymemes Cybersecurity - Memes We're probably not the only ones running outdated software
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Oof that's a rough one indeed!

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  • lotrmemes Lord of the memes Credit for trying
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    I got a copy of it, excited to give it a listen!

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  • 196 196 Finally ruled enough
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Witchcraft is fine. Every evangelical I know was allowed to read Hobbit, LOTR, Dune, Narnia.

    The problem is witchcraft written by women

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  • lotrmemes Lord of the memes And you left out the tomatoes
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Eugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes

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    hopeposting Pencilnoob 1 month ago 93%
    Not this one, not today

    Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one not today

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    This is great, thanks!

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  • gaming Gaming It's irritating how low effort AA+ games are these days
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    I forgot Dead Cells! It's so goooood.

    And how could I forget Darkest Dungeons! MANY HAVE FALLEN IN THE FACE OF CHAOS, BUT NOT THIS ONE, NOT TODAY 😭

    I'll have to add Hollow Knight to the list, thanks for the suggestion

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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    It's my first playthrough and my makes my heart feel big feels. Also makes my blood pressure skyrocket. That wind level had me so tense, but then the feather came out and I was like who is cutting onions in here

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  • micromobility micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility Could these exoskeleton “powered pants” make outdoor activities easier in the future? - CyberGuy
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    One day I hope to hike the AT again but this time with a robot dog to carry my pack 🤣

    I just want to see it's fancy little trot while carrying my water and food. I'll carry myself thank you very much.

    Robot slackpacking

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  • lotrmemes Lord of the memes Credit for trying
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    I listened to it while lifting, and now every time I lift while listening to something else I'm like "ugh this book is fine but it's no Silmarillion"

    I've listened to dozens of great books at the gym, but there's only two I've wanted to listen to a second time: Silmarillion and Norse Mythology by Neil Gaimon

    There's just such a vibe to those books. The stories are short, but they feel ancient. I feel rooted when I listen to them.

    That and when I'm trying to fall asleep and it's winter. I'm cozy and feeling the hygge. I've got my warm drink and blankets and I want a bedtime story of how Morgoth was cast down

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  • hopeposting hopeposting In breath we find peace from the storm
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    I'm playing it for the first time and it's so good but that game sure knows how to get my blood pressure up! By the end of the wind level you could see my fingerprints crushed into my controller. And then they hit me with the breathing game and I melted into a puddle of feels

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  • gaming Gaming It's irritating how low effort AA+ games are these days
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    We're living in a golden age of indie games! I've been loving games like:

    • Celeste
    • Manor Lords
    • Predecessor
    • Fire watch
    • What remains of Edith Finch
    • Curse of the Golden Idol
    • Cuphead
    • Stardew Valley
    • Luck be a Landlord
    • Return of the Obra Din

    If you want good bigger budget games there's still great options like:

    • Elden Ring
    • Stellaris
    • Palworld
    • Balders Gate 3
    • Deep Rock Galactic
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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Beach models (August 29, 1907)
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Everett needs to relax, maybe break the pill in half next time or something

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  • technology Technology Elon Musk said he’d eliminate bots from X. Instead, election influence campaigns are running wild.
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    No HomerS club, we're allowed to have one!

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  • technology Technology Elon Musk said he’d eliminate bots from X. Instead, election influence campaigns are running wild.
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    Every day I don't use x/insta/meta/Google my jaw unclenches a little more

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  • 196 196 Traditional Full English Breakfast rule
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  • Pencilnoob Pencilnoob 1 month ago 100%

    I used to get nauseous every morning for no reason. I still do, but now I have a reason

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    just... breathe... float the feather rule

    A phone wallpaper from the game Celeste where the main character has a panic attack and you have to help her use her breath to float a feather in the air. How is this game both so good and so hard?!

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    hopeposting Pencilnoob 1 month ago 95%
    In breath we find peace from the storm

    A screenshot from the game Celeste when the main character has a panic attack and you have to help her float a feather with her breath. Truly a remarkable game. Keep breathing

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    Construction of the second bridge, Karl Blechen (c. 1833)

    I love the way the light plays on the scene, and the workers taking a rest break under the shadow of a majestic peak. Such an epic scene! A fun local legend of how it was built: The people of Uri recruited the Devil for the difficult task of building the bridge. The Devil requested to receive the first thing to pass the bridge in exchange for his help. To trick the Devil, who expected to receive the soul of the first man to pass the bridge, the people of Uri sent across a dog by throwing a piece of bread, and the dog was promptly torn to pieces by the Devil. Enraged at having been tricked the Devil went to fetch a large rock to smash the bridge, but, carrying the rock back to the bridge, he came across a holy man who "scolded him" (der ihn bescholten) and forced him to drop the rock, which could still be seen on the path below Göschenen. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch%C3%B6llenen_Gorge#

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    Pick your rule
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    Judge Jabberwocky Rule
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    The moon
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    Dinosaurs could have had peacock feathers...

    There's no reason why not

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    Today I Learned (TIL) Pencilnoob 3 months ago 98%
    TIL Brooklyn used to have a huge elephant brothel until it burned down

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantine_Colossus

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    Mildly Interesting Pencilnoob 4 months ago 99%
    This island has tractor pulled ambulances

    See [Wikipedia Sark - Emergency Services](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sark)

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    Balin's Folly
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    Mildly Interesting Pencilnoob 4 months ago 97%
    Bimbo is Italian and masculine, the correct feminine term would be "bimba"

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bimbo The word bimbo derives from the Italian bimbo, a masculine-gender term that means "little or baby boy" or "young (male) child" (the feminine form of the Italian word is bimba). As bimbo began to be used increasingly for females, exclusively male variations of the word began to surface, like mimbo and himbo, a backformation of bimbo, which refers to an unintelligent, but attractive, man.

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    grunting rule
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    tactical uwu rule
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    Name rule
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    Damn, that's interesting! Pencilnoob 6 months ago 100%
    Ships with legs! https://www.dco.uscg.mil/OCSNCOE/ORE-Support-Vessels/Types/

    Ships used for building offshore windfarms. Some have legs for raising up off the ocean floor

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    Philadelphia rule

    And now we have Gritty, who incites us to throw off the chains of our oppressors

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    CGW Morrowind Strats on page 120 (pdf page 124) https://www.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/issues/cgw_218.pdf

    This is how I learned about mods and Creeper! Also how to use summoning to fill soul gems. Good memories

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