funny Funny If they do get noisy then you should be worried
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 19 hours ago 100%

    What about the neighbors next door though?

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Are currency/monetary base economic systems coming to their logical end?
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 5 days ago 100%

    No. The concept of money is millenia old and likely too useful to discard. What MIGHT change is how that money is implemented. Wouldn’t be the first time either.

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    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 6 days ago 99%
    Perfection
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    lemmybewholesome Lemmy Be Wholesome About 5, apparently
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 6 days ago 100%

    Whoops. It was supposed to go to /c/lemmyshitpost but I guess this works. It's certainly not unwholesome.

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 week ago 100%

    I was informed by the person who originally posted this picture on Facebook that this is how Filipinos like to enjoy their pizza.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost What's Google doing in your phone for 17hrs straight???
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 weeks ago 100%

    Android users: “iPhones are stupid, Apple is a greedy and evil company”

    Also Android users:

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 weeks ago 100%

    It certainly is in Uvalde.

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  • memes solarpunk memes I'm tired, boss
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 4 weeks ago 100%

    Perhaps but it's less permissible to speak out against the government.

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    You realize that there is no apple.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    The lawful evil kind.

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    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 1 month ago 94%
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    casualconversation Casual Conversation It's Friday - What are your plans for the week-end?
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Live, laugh, toaster bath

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Hail our true supreme leader
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 80%

    Yes that looks totally real and not like AI at all

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  • foodcrimes Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition On today’s episode of Kitchen Nightmares…
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Could be black beans

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  • greentext Greentext Anon wants to play a game
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Username checks out

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  • dadjokes Dad Jokes I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    I hope it was(n't) cocaine...

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  • dadjokes
    Dad Jokes MacNCheezus 1 month ago 97%
    I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...

    Then it dawned on me.

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    IDK, I bet it probably tastes funny.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Bird law is not governed by reason
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Neat. Thanks for sharing.

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  • wizards Wizards They took this from us
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    wizards Wizards They took this from us
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    Comic Strips MacNCheezus 1 month ago 97%
    Advertising
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    AI Generated Images MacNCheezus 1 month ago 94%
    Ra-men
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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMI
    Microblog Memes MacNCheezus 1 month ago 96%
    Thanks for ruining the joke
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    wizards Wizards They took this from us
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Here’s the spell that can be used to accomplish this:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_Camp_(software)

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Scheiße 💩

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    Wizards MacNCheezus 1 month ago 97%
    They took this from us
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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Innovation cannot be stopped
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 95%

    You definitely won't regret smoking 20 cigarettes...

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Pretty sure that’s a Bart Simpson phone prank

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    You gotta wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Cox were thinking naming their son Michael. Or Holden…

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  • greentext Greentext Anon gets the shits
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 95%

    Say your prayers, little one

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    greentext
    Greentext MacNCheezus 1 month ago 98%
    Anon gets the shits
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    lemmyshitpost
    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 1 month ago 99%
    Innovation cannot be stopped

    https://www.printables.com/model/945380-20-cigarettes-adapter

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    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 1 month ago 94%
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    antiwork Antiwork down with bullshit jobs
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    The pig is cheerful because it’s shitposting on Lemmy instead of working.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Sorry folks, country roads are canceled due to being unprofitable and full of racists
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • music Music Song of the Day: White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
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  • antiwork Antiwork down with bullshit jobs
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 87%

    Here you go

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  • imageai AI Generated Images yp#'yYS-!n?rPBl0-+As0:.y`nmBQSaI
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    I plugged the same prompt into Stable Cascade and this was the result:

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Chat, am I cooked?
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    Hope you enjoyed

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Get on my level
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 100%

    If better = worse

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    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 1 month ago 96%
    Get on my level
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    til Today I Learned (TIL) TIL Stephen King used to do so much cocaine that he had to shove gauze in his nose to keep blood from leaking onto his typewriter.
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 1 month ago 16%

    That explains a lot of his recent unhinged tweets

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 66%

    Absolutely real

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 100%

    I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.

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  • science_memes Science Memes PSA: Libraries
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 100%

    Mine lets me borrow eBooks and audiobooks via smartphone app, very useful and convenient.

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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 88%

    One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

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    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 2 months ago 86%
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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it
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    Likely not maple beans either

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions My dad fought the Nazi's they lost. The world knows it. What is the deal with their recent resurgence?
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 75%

    Ever heard of a rematch?

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost become ungovernable
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 85%

    Hello boomer, is Facebook broken or what brings you here?

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  • facepalm Facepalm Robot racism?
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  • MacNCheezus MacNCheezus 2 months ago 83%

    Nooo! It's gotta be racism. Because everything is racist.

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  • comicstrips
    Comic Strips MacNCheezus 2 months ago 99%
    Frenemies

    Source: [Poorly Drawn Lines](https://www.instagram.com/poorlydrawnlines)

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    imageai
    AI Generated Images MacNCheezus 2 months ago 85%
    Bullfrog
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    comicstrips
    Comic Strips MacNCheezus 2 months ago 98%
    Therapy

    Source: [Bad Wonton](https://www.instagram.com/badwonton/)

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    wizards
    Wizards MacNCheezus 2 months ago 96%
    Yes please
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    lemmyshitpost
    Lemmy Shitpost MacNCheezus 2 months ago 99%
    Chat, am I cooked?

    Source: [The Dreadful Story of Harriet and the Matches](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/12116/12116-h/12116-h.htm#The_Dreadful_Story_of_Harriet_and_the_Matches)

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMI
    Microblog Memes MacNCheezus 2 months ago 93%
    I need a refill on my prescription please

    [Soundtrack](https://youtu.be/FE7lgCGQ48I)

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