But then I just keep thinking of the Hospital scene in Idiocracy. And the state of our "healthcare" system, and well, it all makes sense.

They get paid, big, by the hour, and we're still waiting.

This guy is taking it way too nicely. I'd be shouting expletives from every account I owned.

I had similar length hair at 10. I was really into Motley Crue. At least it's not a mullet anymore. And way more grey.

Who, Ricky Shark? :)

"No scissoring in here tonight..."

I like Andretti as a wrestler... And that's about it. He needs to find the rest of his thing and he could be great.

Another Miro squash match? Why don't they have an angle for him?!

Psychedelic dinosaur! I love it.

Ricky Stark done lost his dang mind.

Oooh. My looking forward tos... Skye Blue and Acclaimed V HoB. Should be good times.

"Mean!"

Holy crap, those lyrics! That was a grade A first line.

Slammed onto the skateboard wheels up. Ouch.

And here I thought it was something she made up. It's the same kind of nickname she'd come up with.

Butcher has the exact kind of mustache you'd expect a person named Butcher to have. It's uncanny.

My wife calls Suzuki "Murder Grandpa".

We were just commenting that the best part of the Bloodline stuff is Paul Heyman. His reactions and bootlicking is so fun.

In late to the thread but caught whole show so far. Bored of the bloodline stuff already. But here we are.

I hate blood but that was pretty good.

Thumbtack reversal!

Someone is going off the cage into the ring....

Ffs moonssult onto Mox on THE BED OF Nails!

I was saying the same about my vape.

You posted, prematurely....

That double reversal by Sammy was awesome.

You're right. This is so fun and light that the main event is going to be gory.

I was just commenting to my wife that this so shouldn't work but it's so good. And I hated MJF before.

That reaction to the remix of their themes. Who knew MJF and Adam Cole would be the run of this era...

Haha oh commentary. Thought maybe it was Don Callis related.

Jericho enters the arena. What shall this entail?

How are Adam Cole and MJF memes not a thing yet?

Jack Perry wearing Luchasaurus pants/boots? They going to team up again? (Yes please!)

That was a move if the night for sure.

They just finally said Toni Storm held her title in a victory.

Got dang it Bobby!

Here it went back to the wrong match. It was showing Julia Hart from last week. Hulu fail.

Fair enough. My wife assumed the same. I hadn't thought of that.

Punk/Starks match going longer and more dynamic just shows how quick and done Willow's win really was. What was with that?

Yeah I have no real love for either team but it's been a hell of a match!

Willow V Ruby is my looking forward to match. And later, probably Cassidy V Archer. Toni V Taya could be good.