You ok CustardFist?

Yep. Doing just fine, thank you. 🤩

You're stuff's always been weird but it seems to have taken a decidedly sexual slant in the ones I've seen lately.

Well observed. I do vary my subject matter a bit, but I have decided to do more “risqué” comics, “testing the water” for my upcoming (mildly) NSFW comics series. ☝️😀

Also, there are impossibly few women turned on by having a doctor rooting around in their privates.

You’re probably right, but ‘few’ ≠ zero and doctors keep finding objects in there that didn’t crawl in themselves. 😱

That last facial expression overwhelmingly pushes the whole comic into the territory where I'm questioning if these aren't some way of not so subtly sharing your personal kinks with the world.

M’yeah… I don’t see the problem. That’s part of the fun, actually. 🤔

Edit: Nevermind, just checked your profile. For some reason a ton of your recent stuff hasn't shown up during my doomscrolling. Guess it's time to try a new sorting algorithm!

Sorting by “naughty”? Is that a thing? 😉

Nice talking to you, @wizardbeard. 🤟😎

😂

Or diapers. 😏

How the hell am I supposed to make absurd jokes, when reality is even more absurd. 🫲 😩 🫱

Finally a story with some depth. 🥸

From my custard gusher, yes. 😏🤜💦

How about “seepage”? 🤢🤮😮‍💨

🫵😜👍

I f-ing knew it. 😆

Thanks. I keep pulling them out of my ass. Makes my hole weak.

Thanks. ☺️

Well… Thanks. I’m going to bed now… confused. I normally don’t make meaningful comics. 😵‍💫

Holy shit! You found meaning in this dumb comic strip! 😱

Seriously, I just wanted to tell a silly story about a somewhat “slow” lifeguard and an overly proud drowner. 😐

Based on a true story.

Nice. Glad I made someone laugh. 😊

Glad you asked. 😏

Judging by all the comments, I’m definitely not the only one with this pet peeve. 😅

You’re the first to even mention it. ☺️

When you cum to realize….. 🫢

HA! I was born in the same year France performed its last execution by guillotine. I bet you know when that was. 🫵😎

Oh of course. How could I have missed that pop culture reference. 🫲😅🫱

Turns out I needed more water. Thanks. 😅

I… 😶

And when can we expect the baby shower?!? 😜💦💦

Yeah bbbbooooii! After all that still have it rhyme. 🤘😆🤘

Not bad. It rhymes, so that’s a plus. 👍

Haha. Hey, can I use that if I ever make a sequel to this?

No, the horses and the rider are dead. 😔

Thanks. Couldn’t have said it better. 😎👍

Bunch of ficussen once pushed me down the stairs. I don’t like ‘ em. 😒

Nah, that song is clearly older than I am. 😉

Then the theme song plays without the vocals, but only for 3 seconds before cutting to commercials.

Really? My true horror was that one time I accidentally replaced my Preparation H with superglue.

Relax, it’s only your impending death. 🤪

Come at me, waterlogged turd eater! ✊🥸
I’m gonna build a wall of cucumbers between us and have you pay for it.

(this all sounds eerily familiar. 🤔)

Yes. We definitely need yet another thing to divide us. 😉