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RPGMemes CalamityEmu 2 months ago 98%
Grump or Gremlin. Always

I'm trying to branch out but somehow I always end up on the same two branches.

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RPGMemes CalamityEmu 2 months ago 97%
"I fail my con save." "You take poison damage." "No I don't."

Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.

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rpgmemes RPGMemes This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.
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    CalamityEmu
    3 months ago 100%

    Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 3 months ago 97%
    Flex Seal

    The DM's description of the damage was "You still have enough bones to keep most things in place."

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Which GM-dere are you?
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    CalamityEmu
    3 months ago 100%

    Speaking as a player (most of the time) I love making things worse for my poor character. And I send my evilest ideas to my DM. Who then makes them heartachingly worse. It's great.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 4 months ago 99%
    Don't let your guard down https://ttrpg.network/pictrs/image/22f9e797-a6d8-484e-ba13-66f3e3743c22.png

    If this posts twice, my apologies, it was loading super slow and I tried to upload again. If not, do me a favor and disregard this message. Didn't happen.

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes New adventuring party just dropped
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    CalamityEmu
    5 months ago 100%

    I made an adventure for this based on the Tiny D6 Pirates system. They were in 1820s or so San Francisco so we've got robber barons, Emperor Norton, and all sorts of weird stuff thrown in. You can also have fun with cholera epidemics and floods and gold rushes.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 5 months ago 98%
    "The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob."

    I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 5 months ago 98%
    AirDnD
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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 5 months ago 99%
    *schemes quietly*
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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 5 months ago 98%
    d6 base, d12, d8, d10, %ile, d20, d4.

    But I suppose the truly insane could stack starting with the d4.

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes I believe the term is "get rekt noob"
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    CalamityEmu
    6 months ago 100%

    Lower level and a high-level NPC bard gave the inspiration. Unsure whether he gave it to the NPC I was up against; if so, the guy flubbed that roll too.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes This went poorly
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    CalamityEmu
    6 months ago 100%

    We did manage to steal it and that is eventually the plan. Provided we can throw it without touching it.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Solving your problems with WAY too much firepower...
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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 6 months ago 94%
    This went poorly

    The place was full of mimics.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 6 months ago 95%
    I believe the term is "get rekt noob"

    My rogue uses her performer persona while traveling. Innkeepers love her.

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Noticed something on a rewatch
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    CalamityEmu
    6 months ago 100%

    At least one of these does look like it's 3d. I hope they did drop at least one die in here amongst the loot.

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    CalamityEmu
    6 months ago 100%

    Hm. Re-watching (scene inside the wagon starts about 1:27:00) and yeah, as she's swinging in and we see the floor from a different angle, they are flat. But at least one of them in this pic looks like a d6 with pips.

    Missed opportunity here, movie folks :D

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 6 months ago 98%
    So this happened

    Our sorcerer got some officers to confront the person who stole his identity and we turned the human trafficking ring over to the guard who pulled everyone out relatively safely. But to even things out the sorcerer killed someone for his cloak and my rogue stole stuff from a person we later found out leaves the thieves' guild the next session. Karmic balance.

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Hey, it fits the brief...
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    CalamityEmu
    7 months ago 100%

    "Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 7 months ago 98%
    Maybe give help instead?

    Seriously though the barbarian in our party is the only one with a positive intelligence score.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 7 months ago 97%
    grumblegrumble Fine have some hit points

    My favorite character to play was a cleric with just the *worst* bedside manner.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 7 months ago 99%
    I mean accurate
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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 7 months ago 98%
    Watchin you, dice
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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Tales From the Tables episode 35: Echoes of the Past, part 2
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    CalamityEmu
    9 months ago 100%

    First off the development of that backstory is beautiful.

    Also my rogue lost all her dignity to a mimic recently. 2 mimics. I shot the second one and tried to hide from it on a bookshelf but it frog-tongued me. Also lost almost all my hit points.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Worse than legos
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    9 months ago 100%

    I suppose the correct pedantic way to say it is "Lego bricks" even in the plural. But brevity in titles is a thing I strive for. Less so in the comments section. Also marbles. Marbles feel surprisingly sharp for spheres when stepped upon.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 9 months ago 98%
    Worse than legos
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    rpgmemes RPGMemes It's getting out of hand.
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    CalamityEmu
    10 months ago 100%

    We've tried some Roll20 and even a mix of in-person with someone zooming in (which we're gonna have to do again) but the commute is worth it for the in-person to me. Then again we host so it's no commute off my nose. Just set up and clean up.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 10 months ago 99%
    It's getting out of hand.

    Most of us in my in-person group are parents too, so we're trying not to spread to each others' kids. It gets rough.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 10 months ago 98%
    Fire safety
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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Good thing my -2 strength will help me escape!
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    10 months ago 100%

    I did check! It went something like: Me: Before I go further into this room, I'm backing up to the wall and shooting everything to see if any of it bleeds. Party: You sure you're not going to get eaten by the wall? Me: ...well if the wall is a mimic I'm already dead.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 10 months ago 98%
    *evil cackling*
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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 10 months ago 90%
    Good thing my -2 strength will help me escape!

    Sometimes my rogue goes off on her own for stupid reasons. This time it was because of a stupid mistake. But we survived so it's fine! :D

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    Cremposting CalamityEmu 10 months ago 89%
    ok but seriously

    Stole this from reddit and came to find a cremposting community here because I wanted to share this WOB I found recently: https://wob.coppermind.net/events/294-17th-shard-interview/#e10101 Made me laugh so hard.

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    RPGMemes CalamityEmu 10 months ago 98%
    Nothing to worry about

    I saw this and laughed because a few months back I ran a one-shot (Darkmoor I believe) that had possible vampire wildlife in it and used this exact deer for my tokens. And added a bit of blood to the fangs because why not.

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    rpgmemes RPGMemes Good times...I think
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    CalamityEmu
    11 months ago 100%

    Eh, I'd definitely say it's not a "don't ever do this" scenario. For player agency matters- if luck had been on our side (if I'd rolled a longer fuse, if we'd coordinated better, if I'd gone down instead of up first) then yeah, we could have diffused them. Regardless, I think it works for the story. First off, it's something I gave myself in my backstory, not something I earned in-game. Secondly, I acknowledged that having this bar to defend was reducing my character's desire to go after the main story line (so I shouldn't have been surprised ;) ). Third, this is intended as a short campaign so I think bigger character's-life-changing events are reasonable if not even expected. And most importantly of course, I trust my DM to make a good story, and he trusts me to help move the story forward in interesting ways. (despite what I said about defending the bar, I can find character reasons to move forward if I need to and have in the past.)

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Here. Take this. You may need it for your journey, weary traveller
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    CalamityEmu
    11 months ago 100%

    Me: makes meme with this template Me: comes here and sees this immediately after. Glad we're on the same page? ;)

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Okay Jesse, I don't have a rock slide in real life but I do have a gun
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    rpgmemes RPGMemes RIP Magpie.
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    CalamityEmu
    12 months ago 100%

    In this campaign and another one where a different pc had a familiar, the DMs incentivized not killing them off by limiting the places you could find material components. I'm stocking up next time.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes RIP Magpie.
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    CalamityEmu
    12 months ago 100%

    This is the other reason I chose owl, fly-by is very convenient for not getting offed. (or would be if she ever lived long enough to try it.)

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    CalamityEmu
    12 months ago 100%

    Rolled a character for a one-shot (using a bot on Discord) that got 18, 16, 16, 16, 15, 13 once. It felt like cheating.

    That being said I really enjoy playing a character with one really bad stat. Like 5 or 6.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Because I do not want to race on who rolls Investigation the fastest every room and every fight. This is a coop game dammit.
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    1 year ago 100%

    My current rogue started out sharing loot fairly but it's become a running joke that she stashes so much she jingles when she walks. To be fair, half of the party actively don't want money and she'll share when asked (if she can't get the five-finger discount on whatever the party's trying to acquire) so essentially she's acting as the party bank.

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