The great filter in my ass

The best thing about the comments on my post: I have no idea who's serious and who's just acting

🐸-tier shitpost. 👍

is this... ehm... good?

rotate your phone 90 degrees clockwise.

me too, it was literally keeping me awake this night

Weird. I got noone telling me to listen vinyl on a hand driven Grammophone right now

Mechina, Sir!

Start with "Non Serviam" or "Impact Proxy"

...and this student was Albert Einstein

You remember the kid from Teletubbies? This is her now

I replaced every word with tomato now it makes sense

My competence was literally "show me Mr Bean dressed in Jeans"

Didn't know the others where hand drawn

Exactly

That never worked on me.

Not while using smart Shuffle

The best part will be when they bring the movie in cinema...twice

It's tronning time

I don't even get the idea of a remake. Why telling me a story I already know and love? This can never work.

The only thing it was good for is making me rewatch the original series

It got what plants grave

No Backup no pity

"This side towards enemy" but on the backside of the helmet

Not enough onions

"Have you ever had a dream where you would you dream you had you will, you woood...."

Good idea Open your own instance I'll gladly join

Take that flat earthers

I'm also a Trekster. Or how we say: Trekkerony

I wish there were a double speed option in streaming apps.

Podcasts are so much easier to follow when they speak faster

I am 14 and this is deep

Oh yes Martin. Please save the cinema by yawns making the 100th Mafia movie.

Du bist Lemmy Michmicher. Wem willst du was schenken?

They'll probably kill her because I can't decide on a song for that situation

Have you ever tried CrossFit?

Last words "I have no idea what happened. HISTORY ABHORS A PARADOX!"

Probably the funniest thing a german ever did and you can't ruin this for us

Cronenduck

Which is a common sign, too. Hehe

This show and the game series "Legacy of Kain": If I ever die, my last breath will be a quote from one of them.

Often I'm fascinated how different ADHD can be. I'm the exact opposite: I need to do things to be able to listen to a podcast. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to focus more than a minute.

Doesn't matter which things I'm doing as long I don't have to read or write. Cleaning, riding a bike, play a game.