Aww, fuck yea. There isn't a damn thing I'd stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.

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Grandpa's little helper? What's that?

Yes, she very likely still has the same eyeballs.

I hope they keep going.

I can't afford to buy one right now, which I'm sure is the same for a lot of people and a reason they're struggling, but I'd love to own one of their bikes.

"Eeeeeeexit light!"

Mine does this a lot.

Good advice

CDs were a total game changer but they're fragile as all hell. Everybody said that CDs were dust proof and scratch proof when they came out which was bullshit. I can't find it but the BBC's Tomorrow's World did a segment where they spread butter and jam all over a CD then put it into a CD player and it supposedly worked. Closest thing I could find was this Australian show from 1982 where they said you could bump a CD player and it would keep playing. I had a Discman and you had to hold it totally level or it skipped immediately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tx6TYnPat8

Heople. Heople who need heople...

Thank you. I'm far too lazy to do that myself these days.

I heard that. "Smeeeeg- ma"

Undone? Suggests you flashed each other to make a point during the argument.

Who is this guy? I've seen him in a few different memes.

My non-tech literate aunt has been running her Ebay business from a laptop running Fedora with unattended upgrades for 3 years now. She manages her expenses in Libreoffice calc and accesses everything else through Chrome and prints labels on an old USB HP printer. I don't think she's even noticed I switched her over from Windows 10 when her machine was getting slow.

My Dad's laptop is also on Fedora (though he mainly just uses an Android tablet these days) and I intend to install it on my Grandma's PC when Windows 10 stops being supported. So for the people who'd be happy with something like a Chromebook, which is a good chunk of older folks, it's perfect and I can easily provide support.

That being said if I had to deal with helping kids who wanted to game and use Bluetooth bits and pieces surrounded by RGB crap then yea outside of a few well supported options it could be a nightmare depending on what they've got.

"Oh no, there goes Jokyo..."

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

The thought of home internet with a limit gives me cold sweats

Same here. I have no idea what the issue is.

Keep him in a sound-proof room so he can't ask for forgiveness.

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They're using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There's either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it's use

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

Do you folks in Burgerland still have those two prongs that screw into the back of your TV? We've always used round coax here in the UK.

I think Family Guy did this one first

Just like me. I'm a fat bald guy with a huge beard which I always thought I was the Linux stereotype. But yea, I enjoy seeing cute socks with Neofetches in my feed.

Is this Blender?

Whate are their names?

Based on what data?

We had an ad that actually said "piracy funds terrorism" here in the UK. Made me laugh my arse off.

This sounds horrific.

Kit? You built it?

Wow, that's cool. Like he wanted to be sure you can take care of yourself.

My friend who used to live with me would feed my cat from her plate, which turned him into a greedy pain in the arse who tries to eat everything. Took a while of me gently moving his head away for him to stop immediately trying to eat everything on my plate as soon as I put it down. He went from having no interest in human food at all to full Garfield.

Yea I think that gift thing is crap personally. Pretty sure my cat's thought process is more like: "This toy was fun, then it died and the fun stopped. You there, make it fun again."

"Ayup" is also a way of pronouncing "hey up" which is a common greeting in parts of northern England.