China's achievements are non-canon
Greetings folks, another day at the CBT. Have you sometimes heard tankies argue that China is a good country for its accomplishments?
Well, they're wrong, because all those so-called achievements are only in canon in the 'real world', a reality completely divorced from our frothing racist fantasies, which we all know are canon!
"China has not done a single good thing in the entire timeline of the China Bad Times Expanded Universe," says esteemed professor Krakk Pott, Ph.D. "It doesn't matter what they did in the 'real world'. It's pointless internet debates and our delusions that matter."
The next time you see a tankie out in the wild, make sure to debate with them the canonicity of the supposed deeds their favorite authoritarian regime has done. And remember folks, propaganda is bad when it's the yellow people who do it!