Ubermeisters 11 months ago • 66%
........
Ubermeisters 11 months ago • 87%
Wut
Ubermeisters 11 months ago • 50%
yes.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 66%
Sad times
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 85%
Idk about the scientific validity of this approach, anyone care to comment?
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
Say no. I do.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
I'm just kidding, I already held my employer hostage for a raise.
Life Pro tip: be the only person that knows how to do a valuable thing. We don't get attaboy raises for existing anymore unfortunately or even cost of living increases it seems.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 25%
The issue is that you morons come in and say troll shit and then wait two days and then try to make it into a serious conversation like you weren't just being a fucking cunt to begin with goodbye
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 66%
-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 71%
Church it up however you like Wesley, I call it like I see it.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 55%
How to spot a lemmy.ml user
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
Your hoe said it's my turn to post this meme
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 92%
They'll probably want to lock Biden up over it
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM
--as you storm away to your room and slam the door--
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 100%
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 72%
Sure thing bubba
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 80%
Oh cool we all get pay raises? Where's mine?
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 100%
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 33%
When you stop acting like a child people will stop treating you like one. It isn't rocket science.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
Easy there satan
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
Classic Golden Rule. Stooping to their level doesn't do you any good nor does it do the country any good nor does it do your fellow citizens any good so cut it out.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 66%
-Sad prusa noises-
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
Easy with the Justice boner, it's not an attractive look no matter how right or wrong you are.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 87%
Tis that time indeed matey
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 95%
We can only hope
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
Can we get some of the clipart Style with the glossy glass rounded rectangle
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
the American mantra
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
I don't always block lemmy users, but when I do, it's because they post the same thing to multiple places in a Federated community.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 80%
No. My anger repeats eternally without a defined pattern, and cannot be fractionalized.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 96%
So this is what Germany felt like back then.
I don't like it.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
-Irrational anger sets in-
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
When a company gives you a bunch of free services that work pretty well and everybody uses them, they get a little cocky
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 83%
I always upvote LHC
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 75%
Always check to know you haven’t hit a ceiling where you’re working
Disagree. Sometimes its perfectly fine to hit a ceiling if you are comfortable where you are and are withing comfortable means. This always look for better is exhausting, and 100% guarantees you will never like your job.
To be clear, I am NOT advocating that people should stay in dead end job they hate. Do not under any circumstance willingly stay at a job you hate. you only get one life, dont make it about work or money.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 100%
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 85%
This needs to be our new "never forget"
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 50%
No it is not
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 60%
This made him laugh, hard.
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 66%
It was a time zone calculation issue
Ubermeisters 12 months ago • 87%
According to an analysis of the properties of the pair, the two galaxies may not be distinct objects, but a duplicate image caused by a trick of the light. And the reason the light is duplicated could be because of a scar in the space between us and the galaxy, creating a gravitational lens.
It ***always*** has to have the last word. always. Do you say bye and close the window before it can respond? haha
![](https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/fc336847-4c4c-4f26-b919-c22b490f6535.webp)
image is "distracted boyfriend" meme but vertically extended with AI out-painting. the distracted boyfriend, who is staring at the distracting girl's legs, is labelled "reddit users who keep posting about reddit for some reason", the girlfriend has the Lemmy mouse for a head and is labelled "Lemmy users". The distracting woman walking towards camera has her face replaced with Steve Huffman, CEO and fall guy for Reddit inc. her face is labelled "what reddit actually it" and her feminine legs are labelled "what they wanted it to be".
This image and image being used as a photo edit battle is originally taken from https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/15qy2ep/psbattle_turtle_dove/ I am just trying to generate some content for right now to showcase what the subreddit can be, in an attempt to attract users. I would of course prefer not to link to reddit, but idk how to get users without existing content. Battles are image editing contests to see what sort of edits can be generated by users. OP can request specific edits for a battle but all bets are off if users opt to have other fun, within respectful enough limits (no "hate" in general for example).
I've just whipped up the images and I don't really know optimal sizes, currently the banner is 1780x300 and the icon is .. 458x458 ( I swear it was 512x512 oh well). Feel free to submit different sizes as long as you've reasonable certainty they are appropriately sized still. current icon ![](https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/fea68f50-970f-4e3d-9f4e-84ac3903588f.webp) Current banner ![](https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/236608c0-af59-4161-b42b-da0520d38cbb.webp)
So, I'm basically brand new to Lemmy, but I've noticed there's no real image editing community that I've seen, so I decided to change that. I know basically nothing about moderating here, but I have moderated decent sized subreddits previously, so hopefully its straight forward. Anyway, welcome again, please feel free to make posts requesting images or challenging folks to a specific image editing battle etc!